good clean funny story

There was a man who went to the dentist. The dentist told him he had a cavity and needed a filling. The man was really nervous. But when the dentist started working, the man suddenly let out a really loud and funny sneeze. The dentist jumped in surprise, and the man was so embarrassed but it was also quite funny. The dentist then joked that it was the most exciting filling he'd ever done.

A little boy was at the zoo. He saw a giraffe and thought it would be fun to mimic how it ate leaves from the tall trees. So he stretched his neck as far as he could and pretended to nibble on the air. His parents saw him and started laughing, and soon other people around were also laughing at his cute and funny antics.

There was a little girl in a patriotic community. The town decided to have a clean - up day to beautify the area. The girl was so eager to participate. She made a sign that said 'Keep our country beautiful' and attached it to her little red wagon. As she was picking up trash, her wagon got away from her and rolled down the hill. She chased after it, shouting patriotic slogans all the way. It was really funny and at the same time, it showed her pride for her country.

Sure. Once upon a time, there was a little rabbit who wanted to cross a river. But he was afraid of the water. A kind turtle saw him and offered to carry him across. As they were in the middle of the river, the rabbit said, 'Oh, turtle, your shell is so hard. It must be a great home.' The turtle laughed and said, 'Yes, it's very comfortable.' And they safely reached the other side.

Sure. There was a little boy named Tim. One day, he saw a squirrel in the park. He tried to imitate the squirrel's movements. He hopped around and made funny noises. The squirrel looked at him curiously. Then Tim's mom said, 'You look like a little furry ball.' And everyone around started to laugh.

Once there was a clumsy waiter. He was serving soup to a customer. As he reached the table, he tripped and the soup went flying. But instead of getting angry, the customer said, 'Well, at least I know it's fresh - it's still airborne!'. It was a hilarious moment.

The story of 'The Tortoise and the Hare' is a good one. The hare's overconfidence and the tortoise's slow but steady progress create a funny and moral - filled story.

A group of school children were preparing for a patriotic parade. One boy, who was very clumsy, was chosen to carry the school's flag. As they started marching, he tripped over his own feet. But instead of dropping the flag, he held it up high in the air and ended up doing a somersault while still clutching the flagpole. Everyone laughed, and the boy was a bit embarrassed but also proud that he didn't let the flag touch the ground. It was a funny incident that also showed the kids' respect and love for their country.

Surprise endings can make a story funny. For example, when you expect one thing to happen but something completely different occurs. In the story of the cat thinking it was a dog, you expect the cat to be good at dog - like things, but it ends up being clumsy.

Well, relatable situations can make a clean funny story. For instance, the story of a person trying to bake a cake for the first time and ending up with a mess that looks like a volcano. Humorous dialogue also plays a big role. If the characters in the story have funny conversations, like two old men arguing about which cloud looks more like a rabbit. And of course, over - the - top reactions of characters can add to the fun. When a character jumps ten feet in the air because he saw a tiny mouse.