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Most people don't choose reincarnation. Reincarnation finds their way to them. Perhaps they did something great in their life. Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going. But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great. A new life where everything changes for the better. But... Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing. Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick. Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick. Pulled out of his life randomly. Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! And a janitor body double no less?! Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!? Truly, how unlucky can one get?

In a world ruled by arrogant sects, Chu Yun is just a janitor—sweeping floors and hiding his power. But once, he was the feared Demonic Sovereign who destroyed a divine clan. Now reborn and undercover, he’s forced to rise again… and the gods remember why they once feared his name.

Dungeons are for heroes. Cleaning them up is for Hope. While "Chosen Ones" defeat bosses and claim legendary loot, Hope is the guy who comes in afterward to fix the broken traps, reset the monsters, and scrub the goblin blood off the walls. He loves his ordinary, carefree workday. But when a routine job goes horribly wrong, Hope is dragged out of the background and thrust into the spotlight. Tossed into deadly gladiator arenas and hunted through chaotic dungeons, he has to team up with the weirdest allies imaginable. The missions are suicidal, the monsters are mutating, but the enemies are about to learn a harsh truth: Nobody knows a dungeon's deadly secrets better than the guy who cleans it.

When the world ends and a game-like "System" turns Earth into a hunting ground for monsters from another dimension, Leo Miller thinks he might finally get a chance to be more than just a janitor. But while others are granted powerful classes like [Warrior] and [Mage], the System takes one look at Leo's life and assigns him the universe's most pathetic class: [Janitor]. Despair turns to desperation as Leo discovers his seemingly useless skills are the key to survival. [Mop Up] can absorb deadly monster acid. [Waste Disposal] is a secret inventory no one else has. And his new skill, [Improvise Tool], allows him to craft weapons from literal trash. Armed with a broken broom handle, a profound knowledge of cleaning chemicals, and a will to protect the few survivors he finds, Leo must use his unique, clever, and often messy methods to clean up the apocalypse itself. He will mop the floor with monsters and prove that when the world goes to garbage, you need a damn good janitor to take it out.

Everett Vale is a janitor… with a PhD. Not a doctor. Not a nurse. Not anyone you'd notice—unless your floor's on fire, your toilet's rebelling, or your soul’s quietly unraveling at 2 a.m. in the hallway. Told through the eyes of Noah, a nursing assistant just trying to make sense of the chaos, this story blends hospital absurdity with unexpected wisdom. Between scent-obsessed coworkers, haunting memories, and mop buckets full of metaphor, Dr. Janitor: PhD in Mop Philosophy explores what it really means to heal—not just bodies, but the quiet spaces people never talk about. It’s a story about messes. About grief, hope, and finding family in unlikely places. About saints in scrubs and unsung heroes with calloused hands and tired eyes. It’s about learning that sometimes the person cleaning up the mess understands the brokenness better than the one trying to fix it. If you’ve ever felt overlooked, if you’ve ever laughed in the middle of heartbreak, or if you’ve ever believed that the quietest voice in the room might just be the one that matters most—this book is for you.

“Magic Wand? Magic Broom? Nah… That’s my Magic- I mean cleaning Mop.” Wesley Grime thought being reborn into a world of magic meant one thing: he’d finally be someone special. A rare talent. A prodigy. Instead, he awakened… nothing. Kicked out by his noble family and dumped into a crumbling magic academy, Wesley isn’t there to learn—he’s there to clean. Assigned to the lowest floor of the Flame Mage Tower, he’s handed a mop instead of a wand. Just when life hits rock bottom… [Janitor System Activated] New Mission: Clean 4 designated spots Time Limit: 15 minutes Tier I Reward: Bronze coins and Fire Resistance Lv.1 Failure Penalty: Arthritis for a year Each mission from the Janitor System has one simple rule: clean fast, or suffer. The faster Wesley cleans, the higher the tier, the better the rewards. The faster he works, the higher the reward. Money? Resources? Power? He just needed to clean to earn them! It’s not glamorous. It’s not flashy. But in a world ruled by royalty and mages, this janitor is about to mop the floor with them all.

Meet Bop, a humanoid clone who was tasked with being a Janitor at the Hypertrain "Zelda X8" Why was he cloned? Why not robots clean instead, I mean they're cheaper and more efficient, right? Well, the thing is... Nobody KNOWS! In fact, even the Hyper Galactic Council doesn't know! Bop, unwilling to accept his ignorant fate sets out!... To continue his daily activities. Until his train cart got ejected from the Hypertrain by a beautiful girl who tells him to find this thing called "Freedom" with her. Bop, convinced by her nice pair of boobs- I mean the charismatic charms the girl had, decided to follow her into space, as they set off! Thus beginning the Space Adventures of Janitor Bop! Now meet Zaldros, The Man, The Legend, using sheer might and charisma to capture the hearts of his faithful subjects as he goes about the galaxy in search of the Thesarius - Book of Truths and to finally find the "Truth" behind his existence! Follow Bop and Zaldros as they explore, discover, and conquer the vast Universe and it's many weird and funny quirks meeting diverse and different people along the way. Then read the reason why Zaldros and Bop have the same face and even the same personalities. Find out the connection between two beings so different from each other yet so alike at the same time as we uncover the mystery behind their identity... Hello everyone! Japhet here, I am this novel's author and I do hope you give this story a chance. And if you had already read it and you love my work, PLEASE GIVE IT A REVIEW! And share this novel with anyone you know who might be interested so that this story has a chance to be read by more people! If you like my works, please also read "Count Duke The Fat" my other novel that is based on a fantasy world instead of space. But if you enjoy how I write comedy and how I write my characters, I'm sure you'd also enjoy Count Duke The Fat! Thank you for reading up to this point and... ENJOY!

"Here’s your weekly pay." The woman behind the desk handed over a small pouch with one hand while crossing off an entry in her ledger with the other, legs casually crossed beneath the table. Without looking up, she waved dismissively. "File your taxes yourself… Next!" "Hold it!" Li Ang poured the contents of the pouch into his palm—eight large coins and one small, grimy disc totaling nine pieces. His eyes widened with outrage, fingers twitching as if ready to vault the desk and throttle her. "Unbelievable! Just this Tuesday I single-handedly repelled that eldritch abomination trying to devour our world!" His voice cracked with indignation. "And you vile bureaucrats dare dock the Savior’s wages?!"

Flora Bloom, who was betrayed and killed by her boyfriend in her past life, is reborn with a peerless spatial dimension back to the time before the crisis, hoarding food, raising a child, and tearing apart scumbag men and manipulative women. Originally, she just wanted to raise a child and low-key fight zombies and level up together with her family. But she discovered that she was unexpectedly falling step by step into a tender trap meticulously designed by a certain sly and scheming man. Flora Bloom looked at the vast space within her sea of consciousness; it had a farmhouse courtyard, fields, and a Spirit River, but it just lacked a bit of vitality. So, a fat, sky-flying mantis? Collect! A rare little white tiger that can discharge electricity? Collect! A behemoth spirit crocodile with its young? Collect! As long as it's alive and edible, collect, collect, collect them all! Endless scumbags and vile women, a shameless and deeply scheming leader, all wanting to use her to attack zombies and obtain more Crystal Cores for their own gain? Your shameless, worthless life? Hand it over.

[Ding! The 'Randomly Spend' Tycoon System is at your service.] On her way to work, Yun Zijin was bound by a system named 'Randomly Spend'. [Spending Task Completed. A 2x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Villa No. 1 at Xingyu Mansion. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] [Spending Task Completed. A 3x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Dingsi Building. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] ... Yun Zijin was dazzled by the system's rewards, only to be told that her wealthy parents had found her? That she's the true daughter of the Xia Family of Dijing? Being bound to the Tycoon System was exciting for Yun Zijin, but she refused to be part of any cliché wealthy family drama. The Xia Family of Dijing? Yun Zijin: Get lost! Don't even think about associating with me!