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I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I swear. Please don’t cancel me before chapter 1. Anyway, I was a stand-up comedian. Not the good kind who gets Netflix specials. The kind who gets hit with beer bottles and told to “Meet me backstage. You’ll get one more mic.” One night, I was performing in a bar so shady, even cockroaches walked in with bodyguards. It was full of tattooed bikers who drink engine oil, smoke burnt rubber, lick silencers, cry over their exes, and still believe their fists are a valid debate technique. And there I was—trying to make them laugh using yo mamma jokes and dark humor so black it should’ve come with a flashlight and some cotton. They didn’t laugh. I kept going. One of them pulled out a gun. I cracked a joke. He cracked my skull. Bullet. Brain. Curtains. Boom. But here’s the funny part: I always wanted to be a successful comedian. Maybe get a standing ovation. But what I got was Uncontrollable Blood Ovulation. Still, I had dreams, man. Big dreams. Make people laugh. Marry someone who doesn't need two chairs to sit. Eat three meals a day, Own a yacht (the humble kind with a helipad) I wasn’t greedy. I would have donated 0.01% of my wealth to charity. I only wanted 99% of everything. But fate, karma, God, or probably the trends of Webnovel had other plans. Because instead of resting in peace… I woke up in another world. A fantasy world full of monsters, heroes, magic, kingdoms, war… And zero comedy clubs. Just my luck. So now I’ve got a second life, a rude system, and maybe a power or two. But being a Hero is secondary. First, I am gonna roast dragons, clown on kings, incest—invest, I mean invest and make the whole world laugh until they cry—or kill me again. Either way… Welcome to the story of the most dangerous thing in every world— A man who won’t shut up. ——— ——— ——— Support Me - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

Twenty-six year old, Master William Gallagher, the last born in the Gallagher family of seven. The Gallagher family are the sixth richest slaver owners in Britain. Having land in Africa as well as multiple plantations in Britain. Master William is married and has a five year old son but that doesn't stop him from soliciting his maid. An innocent twenty-one year old, Panashe whose confidence is none existent because of the verbal, sexual and physical abuse she continuously faces in her day to day life. He took her virginity, he took her first kiss, he took everything until she felt she had nothing to offer. Having to keep everything under wraps from his wife, family and society. Follow their ups and downs in this forbidden affair.

Hola soy T/N escott hace un año acabe mis estudios me gradué vivia en Francia pero le ofrecieron un trabajo a mis padres en Estados Unidos y pues ahora vivo hay hace un mes he conocido a mucha personas y ahora tengo que empezar desde cero me volvieron a inscribir a la preparatoria y pues ahora espero llevarme bien con todos excepto una en especial.

I’m sad but I smile That’s my life

After an unceremonious death by gaming-induced heart attack, a cynical couch potato finds himself reincarnated in a fantastical world, saddled with a sentient, wisecracking 'Chuckle-Verse Interface' that demands he perform increasingly absurd comedic feats to survive and thrive. Prepare for peak hilarity. Hope you like this one. Add it to your library if you like it. I'm active and will update consistently. You don't need to worry about me ghosting this.

Set after Out of sight, out of time, when Cammie, Abby, Townstend, Zach and the girls find the place where Cammie was tortured and find her dad's grave and they discover something else... When they dig up the grave they discover there is no body. And forces Cammie, her family and friends to take a trip down memory lane and discover what truly happened to her father. Will Cammie uncover the truth or will this reveal something far, far bigger... Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters all rights go to Ally Carter.

Fueled by vengeance and haunted by loss, Gal Gan enters a high-stakes championship where the winner's wish can rewrite fate. As his dormant powers awaken, he must battle deadly rivals—one of whom may hold the truth behind the betrayal that shattered his world

Aku Gilbert, seorang remaja berusia delapan belas tahun. Secara fisik aku adalah seorang remaja yang sehat seperti pada umunya. Tapi ada satu hal yang berbeda dariku. Setiap kali aku memegang sebuah benda yang terbuat dari besi, benda itu akan langsung berkarat dan pada akhirnya lenyap tak bersisa. Kutukan yang menjengkelkan!

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In the story of Gala, a game called "The year of Conquerors" was created by the gods for all to play. Every five years, people set out to raid other planets or protect their own to earn the respect of a god. If chosen, that person will be made an apprentice and will obtain new god-given abilities. With each passing game, the more dangerous the game becomes. Some planets are even forced into taking extreme measures to ensure the survival of their people.