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As a transmigrator, this was already his second time transmigrating. In his first life, Kaito had just graduated and, while job hunting, saved a little girl on her way home from school, only to get hit by a red-light-running truck and flung into the air. Perhaps due to the saying ‘good deeds reap rewards,’ when Kaito opened his eyes again, he had already physically transmigrated to a fantasy world and was chosen by a passing cold fairy to be her disciple, joining Courting Death Sect, the number one sect in the Nine Provinces. ——— His first life, though he received love letters until his hands went soft, was so busy studying that he never even held a girl’s hand before being lovingly sent off by a truck. Second life, cultivating the Path of Ruthlessness, he only wanted to glimpse the mysteries of the great Dao. Women? What a hindrance. Unfortunately, he missed one step in the final tribulation to ascend and failed to become immortal. Now came the third life. Gotou Hitori: “Obviously, I was the one who came first, whether it’s knowing Kaito-kun, or becoming friends with him… Nijika, why you?” Nagasaki Soyo: ”The bitterness, oh the bitterness? It’s already over. Don’t contact me again. I’m afraid Kaito-kun will misunderstand.” Yukinoshita Haruno: ”You said you have a girlfriend? Then is the position of fiancée empty now?” [Worlds: Bocchi The Rock! — My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong, As I Expected(Oregairu) — BanG Dream! It's MyGO!!!!! — COMING SOON.... [Schedule: 2 Chapters/Day] ═❀═IT'S A TRANSLATION═❀═ RAW: 阿尼狂熱：人人都愛我 AUTHOR: 捕捉飞鱼

Current location: Konoha. Status: Newly appointed villain. Payment method: Calculated by screen time. My name is Yagyu Masahiko. On the surface, I am a teacher at the Ninja Academy. In reality, I have a second profession—playing the villain in the world of Naruto. The Job Description: Come down hard on Naruto, collude with Orochimaru, and manipulate Danzō into overturning the entire Ninja World. My Career Goal: To be an exceptional villain who actually manages to survive until the Grand Fina—"

-> The Sequel to 'Love turns into Madness' by CatsDragon [Warning: Emotional Integrity Compromised/ 18+] [Reinitializing Subject Memory…] [Name: Tim Ostfrucht] [Status: Year 11 — Functional but Fragmented] [Missing Variable: Jake — Best Friend | Status: Disappeared] He returns to school hollow, a ghost wearing his own skin. Jake is gone. Lina hovers too close—calling herself his “best friend,” but her warmth feels like intrusion. Then he appears. Lukas. A new student. Quiet. Unpredictable. Until the day the classroom erupts—violence, confusion, fear. And amid the chaos, Tim feels it for the first time in months— something. Their connection starts small. A glance. A word. A silence too long to be accidental. But beneath it all, there’s something twisted. Lukas carries secrets. Tim carries guilt. And somewhere between them, Jake’s absence breathes like a third presence neither can escape. The deeper Tim falls, the more the world around him distorts. Friendships unravel. Dreams bleed into memory. Desire turns dangerous. By the time he realizes what Lukas really is— it’s already too late to pull away. [Emotional Containment Failing] [Trust Protocol Corrupted] [Continue? Y/N] By: notH3ntaiTeddy → Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/yhcxvGZemj Content Tags → ROMANCE → BETRAYAL → BL → FASTPACED → LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT → TWISTED → KIDNAP → SERIOUS

Dear Diary, That's the last time I ever hold a séance behind a gas station in the Appalachian Mountains before midnight. In retrospect, Hope Mikaelson should have had the foresight to know she might be abducted by something alien that night, but the ship came from nowhere. Now, taken as a prisoner and infected with an otherworldly parasite, Hope is left with two choices: Lie in wait and evolve into a raging tentacle monster or travel in search of a cure (and a way home) with a group of companions who are chaos incarnate.

Being the popular kid's best friend is unsurprisingly tiring. (Y/n) Yukimura is an anime loving writer who has to go through talking to girls who have fallen for his best friend every single day. How does he feel when he's gained the attention of an upperclassman, a yandere named Kotone Endou? Can he handle all the new attention of this upperclassman that cares for him more than herself?

In her previous life, she took the wrong "white lotus" script, causing her to die a miserable death. Heaven has let her live again, so she shouldn't have to suffer the hardships of her past life once more! Feng Moxi sheds her weakness from her previous life. Making a new choice, she must fight! There are monsters! Kill them! There are scumbags! Eliminate them! With her meager strength, she picks up a Heavy Sword and forges a difficult path forward. Unexpectedly, that arrogant and reckless person who caused her no small amount of trouble along the way eventually becomes a comrade-in-arms to whom she can entrust her back, a companion for life. The sky fills with darkness, the Demon People emerge! The Heavenly Dao returns. One day, Feng Moxi is leisurely roasting beast meat by the river. Chaoyang, having just finished fighting a demon beast, sees the crumbs on her lips and immediately leans in. "Want some?" Chaoyang dazedly nodded his head. Suddenly, a piece of burnt beast meat is stuffed into his mouth. Chaoyang pulls Feng Moxi into his embrace, gently brushes the corner of her lips with his hand, and says, "You're mine!" Apocalypse + Cultivation + Doting Boyfriend

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?

[Irresistible Female Lead + Beast World + 1vN + Male Rivalry Shuraba + A Record of Time Management Fails] The moment she opened her eyes, Ruan Fu transmigrated into a Beast World novel as the infertile, vicious female side character. Before her was one of the female lead's Beast Husbands, who was currently in heat. Recalling her original ending of being humiliated and dying a tragic death, Ruan Fu decisively decided to take a piece of the pie from the female lead. Thus, not only did she snatch away her men, but she also played innocent, making the top-tier males of the Beast World willingly become her protectors. However, Ruan Fu, who firmly believed in having multiple options and paths, never expected that by just crooking her finger, they would all swarm towards her. Seeing this, Ruan Fu decided that of the Thirty-Six Stratagems, fleeing was the best option, leaving them behind in disarray on the battlefield of male rivalry. ——Disaster Skit—— On the day of Ruan Fu's wedding to the cold and gloomy snake-man, a large group of Beastmen from other clans suddenly appeared in Snake Valley. The aloof and abstinent Dragon Clan Clan Leader blocked the front of the hall, "Fufu, let's go to that hot spring you said you wanted to soak in last night." The domineering Tiger Clan leader, bursting with raw tension, tightly gripped her hand, "A fu, I will not allow you to marry him." The aloof and tsundere cat-eared youth knelt before her: "Fufu, don't you want to touch my cat ears again?" The rational and cunning Fox Clan Fate held up her hair ribbon, "A fu, you left this at my place." The gentle, husband-like Rabbit Clan Shaman watched her tenderly: "A fu, I missed you." ... In response, the one and only legal Beast Husband declared, "What does my wedding have to do with any of you? Get the hell out." But unexpectedly, the younger brother he had always doted on cut in front of him, "Brother, actually, the one who isn't loved is the real third wheel..."

【Career-oriented female protagonist + Love-struck male lead + Entertainment industry + Variety show + Satisfying sweetness】 Renee Morgan, a newcomer in the entertainment industry, learns of her predetermined fate as a minor female supporting character in a dream. She is the queen of minor roles, the resilient type, blazing with fighting spirit, illuminating many female stars. Renee Morgan: "...To hell with being a minor character. Anyone who dares use me as a stepping stone, I'll make sure they fall flat." Wendy Aldridge, also a newcomer in the entertainment industry, wants to use her as a control group. Renee Morgan: Ok~ Half a month later, Wendy Aldridge, who was supposed to become famous as part of the control group, ends up being cyber-bullied and is urged to leave the industry? Renee Morgan, who was supposed to be cyber-bullied out of the industry, becomes an overnight sensation and a top-star. The rival company's leading actress, backed by influential figures in the entertainment circle, snatches the main female role, leaving only the role of the female third lead for her. Renee Morgan: Ok~ Four months later, this drama explodes in popularity, all supporting roles become famous, and the female third lead role becomes a classic. The biggest stars, male and female leads, are left with no buzz? ... Later, Renee Morgan finally achieves her dream, winning the Best Actress Award with her acting skills, and announces her relationship on the day she receives the award—she is in love. He's just a regular person. One day, Morgan all over the country sees familiar figures appearing in the news and rushes online to share: Is this the Best Actress's ordinary boyfriend?