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As a transmigrator, this was already his second time transmigrating. In his first life, Kaito had just graduated and, while job hunting, saved a little girl on her way home from school, only to get hit by a red-light-running truck and flung into the air. Perhaps due to the saying ‘good deeds reap rewards,’ when Kaito opened his eyes again, he had already physically transmigrated to a fantasy world and was chosen by a passing cold fairy to be her disciple, joining Courting Death Sect, the number one sect in the Nine Provinces. ——— His first life, though he received love letters until his hands went soft, was so busy studying that he never even held a girl’s hand before being lovingly sent off by a truck. Second life, cultivating the Path of Ruthlessness, he only wanted to glimpse the mysteries of the great Dao. Women? What a hindrance. Unfortunately, he missed one step in the final tribulation to ascend and failed to become immortal. Now came the third life. Gotou Hitori: “Obviously, I was the one who came first, whether it’s knowing Kaito-kun, or becoming friends with him… Nijika, why you?” Nagasaki Soyo: ”The bitterness, oh the bitterness? It’s already over. Don’t contact me again. I’m afraid Kaito-kun will misunderstand.” Yukinoshita Haruno: ”You said you have a girlfriend? Then is the position of fiancée empty now?” [Worlds: Bocchi The Rock! — My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong, As I Expected(Oregairu) — BanG Dream! It's MyGO!!!!! — COMING SOON.... [Schedule: 2 Chapters/Day] ═❀═IT'S A TRANSLATION═❀═ RAW: 阿尼狂熱：人人都愛我 AUTHOR: 捕捉飞鱼

Current location: Konoha. Status: Newly appointed villain. Payment method: Calculated by screen time. My name is Yagyu Masahiko. On the surface, I am a teacher at the Ninja Academy. In reality, I have a second profession—playing the villain in the world of Naruto. The Job Description: Come down hard on Naruto, collude with Orochimaru, and manipulate Danzō into overturning the entire Ninja World. My Career Goal: To be an exceptional villain who actually manages to survive until the Grand Fina—"

-> The Sequel to 'Love turns into Madness' by CatsDragon [Warning: Emotional Integrity Compromised/ 18+] [Reinitializing Subject Memory…] [Name: Tim Ostfrucht] [Status: Year 11 — Functional but Fragmented] [Missing Variable: Jake — Best Friend | Status: Disappeared] He returns to school hollow, a ghost wearing his own skin. Jake is gone. Lina hovers too close—calling herself his “best friend,” but her warmth feels like intrusion. Then he appears. Lukas. A new student. Quiet. Unpredictable. Until the day the classroom erupts—violence, confusion, fear. And amid the chaos, Tim feels it for the first time in months— something. Their connection starts small. A glance. A word. A silence too long to be accidental. But beneath it all, there’s something twisted. Lukas carries secrets. Tim carries guilt. And somewhere between them, Jake’s absence breathes like a third presence neither can escape. The deeper Tim falls, the more the world around him distorts. Friendships unravel. Dreams bleed into memory. Desire turns dangerous. By the time he realizes what Lukas really is— it’s already too late to pull away. [Emotional Containment Failing] [Trust Protocol Corrupted] [Continue? Y/N] By: notH3ntaiTeddy → Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/yhcxvGZemj Content Tags → ROMANCE → BETRAYAL → BL → FASTPACED → LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT → TWISTED → KIDNAP → SERIOUS

Dear Diary, That's the last time I ever hold a séance behind a gas station in the Appalachian Mountains before midnight. In retrospect, Hope Mikaelson should have had the foresight to know she might be abducted by something alien that night, but the ship came from nowhere. Now, taken as a prisoner and infected with an otherworldly parasite, Hope is left with two choices: Lie in wait and evolve into a raging tentacle monster or travel in search of a cure (and a way home) with a group of companions who are chaos incarnate.

Being the popular kid's best friend is unsurprisingly tiring. (Y/n) Yukimura is an anime loving writer who has to go through talking to girls who have fallen for his best friend every single day. How does he feel when he's gained the attention of an upperclassman, a yandere named Kotone Endou? Can he handle all the new attention of this upperclassman that cares for him more than herself?

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.

Before marrying Silas, Joyce had only met him three times. A marriage of convenience, a secret agreement, for a term of three years. She's fresh off a heartbreak — the man she chased for years told her they "weren't a good match." Silas has his own baggage: rumor says he's still hung up on a white moonlight who happens to look just like Joyce. So that's all she is. A substitute. ** In the second year of their marriage, on Joyce's birthday, she drank too much and, in front of everyone, tugged on his tie, pinning him underneath her: "You look... a lot like my husband." The Thorne family's second master, known for being rational and unfeeling, was flustered by her that night. He leaned in close to her ear and coaxed in a low voice, "Be good." The next day Joyce woke up to find her lips were swollen. This… Who did this! When she went to question him, she discovered Silas's lip was bitten. He stared at her and said slowly, "You crossed the line first." ** The scandal leaked. At a party, her ex-boyfriend stepped in: "She's mine. Who dares talk?" Then Silas walked in. The room went silent. "Yours? Since when?" "Joyce, tell me. Whose are you?" So much for the secret marriage. So much for being a substitute. This was supposed to be fake… wasn't it?

Three years of devotion. Three years of loving Julian with everything she had. Only to be framed for a divorce and personally sent to prison by him. "I didn't kill her," Evelyn begged. "I didn't kill the woman you love." "I don't believe you." Facing a death sentence with no one to turn to, Evelyn made the most desperate choice of her life — she threw herself at the one person Julian would never forgive. His younger brother. "Get me pregnant. Please. It's the only way I survive." Because pregnant women are not subject to the death penalty. By the time the truth surfaced and Julian realized the woman he destroyed was innocent, it was already too late. He dropped to his knees. "Eve, I was wrong. Give me one more chance." A hand caught his wrist before he could touch her. "She's already my wife, brother."

Olivia transmigrated from the apocalypse to the modern era. Not only that, her dimension and superpower came along with her. She felt that the good days were about to begin. But before she could be happy for even three days, the internet was flooded with posts slandering her. Advertisers and directors want to terminate her contracts, and her company wants to blacklist her? How could this be? She wanted to use the money to enjoy modern life to the fullest. Without money, how could she enjoy anything? So, who's slandering her online? I'll find you and dig up all your dirty secrets. Who wants to terminate her contract? Terminate it immediately. After termination, she'll go on to endorse international luxury brands instead. Terminating the script contract? Good, that's great! If the contract isn't terminated, how can she film the blockbuster drama of the year and win awards with it? Modern life is so wonderful, eating and drinking every day. There's just one tiny problem. Why are there suddenly two babies growing in her belly? And who is this ridiculously handsome man who appeared out of nowhere, claiming to be their father?

Feng Qing, a top surgeon from the 21st century, wakes up in a body no one wants — married off to Rong Ling, the most powerful Regent in Dayan, a man who makes it abundantly clear: "Do you think you're worthy of marrying this king? Foolish." While he keeps his distance, she keeps herself busy, saving lives with medical knowledge centuries ahead of its time, collecting debts from those who wronged the original body's owner, and planning her exit strategy. Later, he became the New Emperor— "Qing Qing, from now on, you are my Empress." "Not interested."