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Stop it, Taoist, Your Fight almost Ruins the DAO!

Stop it, Taoist, Your Fight almost Ruins the DAO!

【Exhilarating】【New Ultimate Path Plus Points】【Dry Humor】 The world plummets; who shall uphold the heavens? Demons spawn from earth and sky, the Taoist stands valiant and resolute. I am Yi Chen, 'Chen' as in dust, styled Yi Chengzi, eighteen years old, fearful of violent evil spirits, fond of making money. With a cold heart and ruthless hands, he transmigrated to a bizarre world where goblins and malevolent spirits dwell, becoming the eldest senior brother of the Hidden Dragon Pavilion, and as his master lay dying, he entrusted Yi Chengzi with the duty to uphold the path of benevolence and righteousness, to take good care of his younger Taoist brothers; he promised he would. However, his understanding of the path of benevolence and righteousness differed slightly from that of his master. What is benevolence? Slicing evil men and ghosts in half is benevolence. What is righteousness? Smashing the heads of evil men and ghosts into their chests completes righteousness. After his master's death, unable to awaken 'spiritual essence' for cultivation, he set upon an unorthodox path of cultivation with the help of the Golden Finger. Facing the wolves eager for a fight after his master's demise, he struck with heavy fists, understanding the true essence of righteousness. Confronting the malevolent spirits that stood in his way, he naturally reformed them with the iron fists of love. He slew demons, exorcised evil, and tested his sword against various spiritual cultivators, enjoying the landscapes of the world. When he reached the summit and looked around, he was shocked to find that demons were but minor afflictions and that this land and sky were falling... A millennium-long scheme, an eternal enigma, slowly unveiled itself. Strange, it has arrived, and it does not die or perish. Witnessing this scene, Yi Chen laughed. Even the malevolent dogs passing by his Taoist abode had to endure a couple of slaps; how dare someone be so disrespectful to him? Yi Taoist stomped one foot and soared into the heavens! The onlookers exclaimed in shock, "Taoist, stop fighting, the great 'Dao' is nearly worn away!"
Eastern
1254 Chs
Fight, Flight, or Freeze: The Healer's Story

Fight, Flight, or Freeze: The Healer's Story

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to wake up in a body that wasn't yours? A much, much younger body? I can't say that I had ever given it much thought. That was until one night when a patient entered the ER where I was working at and shot me point blank in the head. You know, if he wanted a second opinion, all he had to do was ask. But that's besides the point... Some how, some way, I work up in a strange hospital with a woman that looked suspiciously like my mother holding my hand and crying. Over joyed to see her, it took me a few minutes to realize that I was no longer the 25 year old, successful doctor at one of the most prestigious hospitals in the world. Nope, I was a 6 year old girl that for a moment... wanted her mother. When the apocalypse comes, it is everyone for themselves. I have three choices: do I fight for what I want? Will I run away and hide, or will I freeze when the demons of my past come back to haunt me? You might know me as the Healer, but this is my story to tell. ------ Fight, Flight, or Freeze is the second novel in the Rebirth in the Apocalypse series, this time featuring the Healer: Wang Tian Mu and her men. You won't have to read the first one to be able to understand this one, and she is not going to stay a child for the whole thing. Li Dai Lu and her guys will be popping in occasionally, but this is strictly Wang Tian Mu's story! I hope you enjoy! Other Novels: Rebirth In the Apocalypse: Third Time's A Charm (Completed) Star's Ships (Completed) Part Of Your World (Completed) Dancing with Monsters (Completed) As Silent As A Mouse (Completed) Be Careful What You Wish For: A Zombie Apocalypse Novel (Completed) The Witch In The Woods: The Transmigration of Hazel-Anne Davis (Ongoing) Seraphina's Revenge (Ongoing) Find me on Discord: devilbesideyou666 (@Sakura#6289)
Sci-fi
372 Chs
Can you share a funny story about a church fight?
Once in a small town church, two old ladies got into a fight over who would sit in the front pew. One lady had been sitting there for years, but the other claimed it was her turn as she had just donated new hymnals. They started pulling at each other's shawls and arguing loudly, completely disrupting the pre - service calm. It was quite a sight, with the pastor trying hard not to laugh as he separated them.
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2024-11-11 05:02
What could be a really funny story related to a church fight?
There was a church where they were having a bake sale fundraiser. Two women had both made their famous apple pies. They got into a fight when one accused the other of stealing her secret ingredient. They were waving their spatulas around and yelling in the church kitchen. It was so absurd that everyone couldn't help but chuckle later when things calmed down.
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2024-11-11 03:27
Tell me the funny squirrel church story.
I don't actually know the specific 'funny squirrel church story'. It could be about a squirrel that somehow got into a church and created a comical chaos, like running up and down the pews or stealing the communion wafers.
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2024-11-01 02:37
Tell me a funny Easter church story.
There was this Easter when the choir had prepared a special song. Right in the middle of their performance, a bird flew in through an open window. It perched on the cross at the front of the church. The choir members were so distracted that some of them started laughing. The congregation joined in, and the choir had to start the song all over again after the bird finally flew out.
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2024-11-01 04:54
What could be the plot of the funny squirrel church story?
Maybe the squirrel mistook the church bell for a mating call. So it kept running around the church trying to find the source of the 'call', much to the amusement of the people inside.
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2024-11-01 02:49
Can you share a funny church family story?
Well, in my church family, there was this one family. They were always very punctual for services. One day, they got their days mixed up and showed up at the church on a Tuesday thinking it was Sunday. They were so embarrassed when they realized their mistake, but it became a running joke in the church community.
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2024-11-08 02:26
Tell me a funny story about a church family.
There was a family in the church. The dad volunteered to be in charge of the church barbecue. He was so excited to show off his grilling skills. But when it came time to start cooking, he realized he had forgotten the main ingredient - the burgers! Everyone had a good chuckle as he rushed to the nearest store to get them.
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2024-11-08 05:15
Can you share a short funny church story?
Once, during a church service, the pastor was preaching about Noah's Ark. A little boy in the front row suddenly stood up and asked very loudly, 'Pastor, did Noah have to shovel all the poop?' Everyone burst out laughing.
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2024-11-30 13:59
What is a funny way to win a fight story?
Once, two guys were about to fight. One of them suddenly started doing a really goofy dance. The other guy was so shocked and distracted that he just stood there. Then the dancing guy quickly grabbed a nearby bucket and put it over the other's head. It was so unexpected that he won the 'fight' without throwing a single punch.
2 answers
2024-11-19 17:43
Father and daughter fight, funny story recommendations
He recommended a few novels. Martial Saint of Enlightenment was a fantasy martial arts novel written without putting too much spice into it. In the chaotic times of the Dali Dynasty, the rural youths sold themselves to the gangs to survive. The male protagonist, Li Qingshi, was 21 years old. He had a simple and thrifty personality, a handsome and bewitching appearance, and the bloodline of the White Tiger and the Blue Fox. This book had some Gokudo Path and Muscle Tyrant paths. It had the shadow of the Ten Realm Martial Saint and other books, but it didn't affect it. It was still smooth without any poison points. The author was a fan of the great god, Scram. There was a shadow of him in the book, so it was worth reading if you liked it. " About Reincarnating as a Daughter to a Useless Father ", a light novel written by 23333. After the Age of Chaos, the Cultivation World entered a new Cultivation Era. Wanderer Qing Kong reincarnated into a baby girl, Yan Chiji. She wanted to live a peaceful life, but her family conflict broke the peace and she wanted to nurse her useless father. It was quite good to watch in the serial. My Father Is Reborn, a modern romance novel written by Bamboo Rice. The father was reborn to protect his daughter. The female protagonist was ordinary and self-abased, but she was bold. She got along well with her father, and she started to laugh and laugh with the male protagonist. Although there were some small flaws, it was unique and worth a look. " I Can Obtain Game Skills " was a fantasy novel written by Cool Autumn Knows the World. The world was digitized, and humans became players. Li Feng could extract game skills and become stronger as long as he played games with peace of mind. My Daddy Is Black-bellied, a modern romance novel written by Liu Li regretfully. A four or five-year-old kid said he would protect someone, but his daddy ignored his childish interaction with the female lead. It was very interesting. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-02-07 02:12
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