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All I wanted is to have a typical life, a life with no burden nor struggle. A life where someone appreciates my existence. Why did my desire for a blissful life bring me down this path? My body is filled with thorns as I walk to a path which I could not stray from. What have I done to deserve this? Why did they abandon me? Why am I shrouded with the hands of lie and fear? All I wanted is to live a life where no one mocks the burdens I bear. Is that too much to ask for? I am Luna Evergreen, a name feared by many, a name mocked by everyone. Let them shroud their eyes with the terror I hold upon, let the trumpets roar my name. Let those who oppose me live to regret their decision! To infect the world with devastation, that is the purpose set upon me. Blast off to the speed of light, surrender now or you'll surely lose the fight. I am Luna Evergreen, and this is how I became the villain of my story.... BLAST OFF!

Alternative title : MAKE MARINES GREAT AGAIN (No system) My name is Michael, I was reincarnated into the world of One Piece. I ate the Human-Human Fruit, Mythical Zoan: Model Seraphim and became a Marine. I thought I could just coast until the end... but I've got a fiery temper. Slave trading? Death Sentence! Gang exploitation? Death Sentence! Pirate massacres? Death Sentence! Marine atrocities? Death Sentence! What? The Marines have to act as dogs for the Celestial Dragons? Death Sentence All of you! I Can't stand this bullshit! This rebellion— I, Michael, will make it happen! Here's the question: How many steps does it take to rebel against the Celestial Dragons? Step one: Recruit allies and build my own faction. Step two: Guide and incite the Marines to independence, forming alliances! Step three: Send that Bastard called Imu to the Executioner Block! Step four : MAKE MARINES GREAT AGAIN!

Grey—a transmigrator who awakens Aura— becomes the new master of Saffron City’s Fighting Dojo and unlocks a Deep Training ability that visualizes EXP/skill growth and doles out TMs. With the dojo broke and obscure, he hatches a scheme to win back official Gym status in a month by defeating Sabrina. That plan collides with chaos when Team Rocket targets Sabrina and Saffron Gym is reduced to rubble; Sabrina, cool, prickly, secretly considerate; ends up crashing at Grey’s dojo, and the two form an uneasy alliance.

Transmigrated into the Naruto world as an orphan from Konohagakure—no system, no Kekkei Genkai, no overpowered cheats like system. Just my techniques... which seem a little off. ——— Patreon.com/Bleam — This Fanfic is Completed in Patreon!

Transmigrating into the world of One Piece, a man named Raleigh becomes a Marine... but with a twist. He's acquired a "Slacking Off System" that rewards him for doing the absolute minimum. Catching pirates? It's too dangerous for a measly salary. He's seen the example: men like Akainu fight the hardest battles, suffer the worst injuries, and earn nothing but scorn from his allies like Sengoku and Garp. Raleigh's path is clear. [Slept during pirate-hunting duty, Slacking Value +100] [Enjoyed a massage from Hancock during work hours, Slacking Value +200]. The Great Pirate Era, the rivalry of the Yonko, the position of Fleet Admiral—to Raleigh, these are all meaningless. "What's the use of all this?" he'd say. "It's not even as good as the imported grapes Hancock feeds me." Both Marines and pirates dismissed him as a harmless, lazy fool. They were all wrong. One day, Raleigh strolls up to the holy land of Mary Geoise, kicks open the gates, and addresses Im in the Pangaea Castle: "Hey, isn't it about time I had a turn on that throne?"

Good news: lifelong football fan Arthur was reborn—and not just into any body, but into that of a rich second-generation Brit. Bad news: the father who made all that money, and who happened to be the largest shareholder of Leeds United… had already passed away before Arthur arrived. So there Arthur was, freshly transmigrated and immediately thrown into the deep end—heir to a debt-ridden football club, surrounded by chaos, and with a wily old fox named Ken Bates circling like a vulture, ready to pounce and buy Leeds United for peanuts. And yet, just when things seemed hopeless, the heavens didn’t abandon Arthur. Because that was when the Strongest Club System awakened. And from that moment on, the Arthur Show began—brash, bold, and brilliantly shameless. Ken Bates: “Arthur is nothing but a profiteer in the football world!” Florentino Pérez: “I don’t get it. Why are players so strong when they play for Leeds United, but as soon as I buy them, they become weaklings?” Sir Alex Ferguson: “Arthur is an amazing tactical genius!” Arsène Wenger: “I don’t agree with Ferguson on much, but I have to admit… Arthur is the real deal.” José Mourinho: “Arthur is a terrifying opponent. I don’t like it.” Players: “Boss, please… I don’t want to leave. Can’t you just keep me at the club?” Arthur: (smiling faintly) “That’s not possible. I have too many geniuses at Leeds United… so many, in fact, that I just don’t have room for them all.” Try it, it should be fun . I have basically changed the translation more than 60% Raw name in first chapter. Join my Patreon for Advance Chapters Link is Below. Remove space after http. https:// www.patreon.com/c/Virtuosso777?redirect=true  Join the discord server below for updates and discussion https:// discord.gg/cG7M6HNt6F

Description: Get rewards for messing with the Naruto timeline? Hell yeah! My new life starts comfy—getting taken in by Tsunade herself. (Let's call it... uh... 'elderly care', definitely not mooching.) But after I'm settled? Time to cause some real trouble. With my 'help': Hinata becomes a master of stealthy takedowns, Naruto learns dimension-hopping super moves way too early, Nagato shows up demanding justice only to get slapped with debt collection notices by the new Hokage (guess who?), Mei Terumi is forced into idolhood to save her village's economy... and even Itachi has to face the combined judgment of his wife (wait, wife?), mother, and brother! Armed with a system that rewards chaos and walking the razor's edge of ninja world insanity, I'll enjoy Lady Tsunade's... comfort first. Then? I'm flipping this entire damn story upside down! For early access to chapters and to chat with me, be sure to join my channel! Patreon: patreon.com/Tansnovel Discord: https://discord.gg/Pbd2MfZ5

In the world of shinobi, powerful beings run rampant. Nara Keisuke just wanted to be an ordinary ninja, earn some pocket money, and live out his days in peace and happiness. But, damn it all... For some reason, countless people want him to become the Fifth Hokage! Damn it! They want me to be the Hokage? How am I supposed to do that?! Tags: Naruto, AU, System, Adventure, Battles, maybe Harem?

An accident sends Adrian into the world of Honkai: Star Rail, where he somehow stumbles into becoming the Aeon of [Eternity]. What is Eternity? Whatever He does—becomes Eternity! But… this Aeon seems a little unserious? He wields the Path of Eternity, yet all he ever wants to do is slack off. Since he’s going to slack off… what should he do with his time? Obviously—anything but the proper business! Countless Amber Eras later, the universe whispers a legend about the [Eternity] Aeon: They say He and [Voracity] once took turns devouring each other, Blew up the [Trailblaze]'s Astral Express together with [Elation], Rotten away alongside [Nihility], And tore down the walls [Preservation] had just built… ——— Herta: “In this vast universe, an approachable Aeon like Adrian is truly rare. I must study him closely.” Sampo: “Why the heck is there an Aeon pretending to be a [Mask of Fools]?!” Boothill: “Stars above! This guy actually left poor Oswaldo Schneider with every bone shattered!” Adrian: “I just wanted to slack off… is that my fault?” ---This is a translation--- Original author: 不幹正事的人 I do not own the cover image. If you are the owner and would like me to remove it, kindly let me know.

Harry Potter is done. Done with the manipulation, the backstabbing, and those ridiculous death-defying "quests" Dumbledore keeps throwing at him like it’s some kind of twisted game show. After years of being everyone’s favorite scapegoat and savior, Harry finally snaps during the trial.