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cute funny christmas story

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Elite Doting Marriage: Crafty Husband, Aloof Cute Wife

Elite Doting Marriage: Crafty Husband, Aloof Cute Wife

Wen Xuxu is a tenacious, talented, smart and brave woman who was fostered by the Yan family at the age of four when she lost both her parents. Brought up to be the successor of a huge conglomerate, Yan Rusheng is an aloof, intelligent and arrogant man who is the most sought-after bachelor in the capital city. Despite growing up together, both of them seem to treat each other as an eyesore. She labels him as a jerk and womanizer while in his eyes, she is a shrew. Over time, they fall for each other, but they continue to conceal their feelings for each other. By a twist of fate, they are forced into a marriage. And unknown to everyone else and Yan Rusheng, she has harbored a deep secret for many years… Keywords: Childhood sweetheart, Womanizer, Aloof, Soulmates, Forced marriage, Orphan, Secretary Sugary Scene: Suddenly, Wen Xuxu stretched her hand to clutch his wrist and pulled him forcefully. Yan Rusheng was caught off guard and he lost his footing. He fell on the bed and then his breathing became sluggish. Young Master Yan was afraid that he might lose control of himself and do something to Wen Xuxu... the woman he loathed. So he hastily raised his head. But he had barely moved away when Wen Xuxu stretched out her hands and put them around his neck. "Don't leave." We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/elitedotingmarriage We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
Urban
1998 Chs
What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

I was a genius in the Earthen Plane. I was a cripple in the Spiritual Plane. I was dead in the Cloud Plane. After experiencing death in the form of dragon sneeze, I find myself back in my room in Earthen Plane where I was a genius. I had been too focused on training myself in the past life. Now that I've been given a second chance, I should just enjoy my life to the fullest extent! Instead of locking myself up in my room to cultivate, take in a few disciples so they can help take care of me! Easy life is best life! The other Planes suck anyway, I'll just lay back here and relax! All I need to do is to teach my dear disciples on the things I've learnt while they take care of me! Huh? What do you mean one of my disciples destroyed the Sinister Demon Sect last night? Do you not see how she's here massaging my shoulders now? There's no way my disciple could have obliterated the all-powerful Xi Family, can't you see she's obediently pouring tea for me over there? You must be delusional to even suggest my disciple could have flattened the impassable Death Mountains, just look at how cute she is taking a nap under the cherry blossom tree. What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes? *** Notes: Side Stories in "My Cute (Yandere) Disciples' Side Stories" If you're here for the R18 tag expecting adult scenes, know that this was a decision I made quite late into writing this so the scenes only come up very late into the story. One or more of the disciples may or may not have a tragic (depending on personal opinions) backstory that may or may not offend/disturb some readers (depending on your personal opinions/mental fortitude/openmindedness/morality/sexual orientation/real world knowledge/political agendas/reaction if someone gave you lemons/view on whether the Earth is flat or round, which I personally think it's neither and is actually a donut nom nom nom) which may or may not affect the rest of the story significantly. Consider yourself sufficiently warned. Story inspired from "My female disciples are scary" by feeling_tired Cover is done by the really awesome Lumi! Buy me tea (because I prefer tea over coffee): https://ko-fi.com/draekai You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c
Fantasy
1334 Chs
Rebirth in the 80s: The Scholar Wife is Cute

Rebirth in the 80s: The Scholar Wife is Cute

Deceived into marriage, exploited for a lifetime as a nanny without pay, and finally beaten to death by her adoptive mother in front of her adoptive father's sickbed, Shen Mianmian's miserable life came to an end. When she opened her eyes again, she found herself back at fifteen. Shen Mianmian vowed to escape her past fate, punish her malicious cousin and adoptive mother, but accidentally shone too brightly in the process. The third-to-last student in school suddenly rose to the top, becoming the candidate fought over by prestigious universities, causing a sensation among all the teachers and students... While others were busy studying, Shen Mianmian was busy starting small businesses to make money... While others were preparing for the college entrance exams, Shen Mianmian purchased the two most notorious haunted houses in Beijing in one go... becoming an oddity in everyone's eyes, they mocked her that even if she had the fortune to buy them, she might not have the life to live in them. While others graduated and were busy looking for jobs, the haunted properties purchased by Shen Mianmian were requisitioned by the government, earning her a considerable amount of demolition compensation. Those who had mocked her couldn't help but slap themselves twice... inquiring everywhere where there might be haunted houses for sale. Shen Mianmian, originally needing to borrow money for tuition fees, used the demolition funds and leveraged her rebirth advantage to buy a suitable plot of land and built a rental building, transforming into a Beijing's wealthiest and most prosperous landlady... One day, Shen Mianmian, carrying a bag of keys and having just collected the rent, was dragged to the Civil Affairs Bureau. "Shen Mianmian, it's time for you to pay back what you owe me."
Urban
1320 Chs
Tell me a cute funny Christmas story.
At the North Pole, the elves were having a Christmas baking competition. One elf, named Jolly, was trying to make gingerbread cookies in the shape of Santa. But every time he tried, they came out looking like a very fat snowman. He was getting frustrated when his friend Merry came over and added some frosting to the cookies. Suddenly, they looked like Santa wearing a very thick, puffy coat. Everyone laughed and declared Jolly and Merry the winners of the most creative cookies.
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2024-12-09 09:30
Tell me a cute funny Christmas story about animals.
There was a cat that climbed up the Christmas tree and got stuck. Its owners tried to coax it down but it just hissed. Eventually, they put some catnip at the bottom of the tree. The cat jumped down so fast that it knocked over half of the presents, which was quite a hilarious sight.
1 answer
2024-10-25 01:45
Share some cute funny Christmas stories.
There was a family that decided to have a Christmas tree decorating competition. Each member had their own ideas. The dad tried to put up so many lights that the whole tree caught on a small fire. Luckily, they put it out quickly and ended up laughing about it all night long.
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2024-10-26 14:32
Share some cute funny Christmas stories.
One Christmas, a little boy wrote a letter to Santa asking for a real dinosaur. His parents found a life - sized inflatable dinosaur and put it in the living room on Christmas morning. When the boy woke up, he was so excited, thinking Santa had really brought him a dinosaur. He tried to ride it and named it 'Dino - Claus'.
3 answers
2024-12-08 05:44
What makes cute Christmas cartoons funny?
The combination of charming characters and humorous situations often makes them funny. Maybe it's the way Santa trips or the reindeer get into mischief.
3 answers
2025-03-29 21:47
What are some cute and funny Christmas cartoons?
There are many like 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer' which is super cute and has lots of funny moments with the reindeer's adventures.
3 answers
2025-06-01 17:23
What makes Christmas cartoons cute and funny?
The use of colorful characters, humorous situations, and heartwarming moments make Christmas cartoons cute and funny.
3 answers
2025-06-18 23:49
Can you share a cute funny Christmas story about a cat?
A cat named Whiskers lived in a house where the family was very into Christmas. They put up a big tree with lots of shiny ornaments. Whiskers was fascinated by the tree. One night, while everyone was asleep, Whiskers climbed the tree. In the morning, the family found him sitting at the very top of the tree, looking like a furry star. He refused to come down until he had his morning cat food served right there at the base of the tree.
3 answers
2024-12-09 14:16
What makes a cute and funny Christmas cartoon appealing?
The combination of charming characters and hilarious situations makes it appealing. Cute designs draw you in, and the funny moments keep you entertained.
1 answer
2025-10-02 20:31
Is a Christmas story funny?
Sure, a Christmas story can be funny. It might have comical characters, funny misunderstandings, or funny mishaps related to the holiday season that make it an enjoyable and amusing tale.
1 answer
2024-10-11 01:50
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