chicken dance fanfic

Roy had always been a man of steady progress. One task at a time, one day at a time—that was enough for him. At least, until the day he opened his eyes and found himself reborn into the infamous Zoldyck family. Now, instead of a quiet life, he’s stuck with: A father as cold as ice. A mother with a twisted sense of love. Brothers who redefine the word “deranged.” A grandfather who casually adds another corpse to his tally every day. And a great-grandfather so old he refuses to die, pretending to watch cartoons while secretly covering the whole estate with En.

Unexpectedly transmigrating to the Douluo Continent, he became a newborn baby abandoned in the wild by his biological parents. Fortunately, a patrol of Spirit Hall soldiers passed by, and a couple in the patrol adopted the infant, naming him Dongfang Jing. Three years later, the couple had a daughter named Dongfang Yao. However, one day, their parents suddenly passed away, and from then on, the brother and sister depended on each other for survival. He was her support, the ray of light the girl longed for most. She was his little sun, the only warmth in the boy's cold world. At the age of six, Dongfang Jing awakened his Martial Soul Shattered Mirror and innate full soul power, and a 'mirror image' identical to his was born. In order to gain the power to protect his sister, the boy repeatedly broke the rules, cultivating the Shattered Mirror Martial Soul to its peak. From then on, in the Soul Master world, no one could help but tremble at the mention of that silver-haired boy. Dai Mubai: "Impossible! He's the same age as me, so why is his soul power so much higher than mine?!" Ma Hongjun: "Ugh~ My Demon Orb!!! He was clearly hundreds of meters away from me, how did he attack me?" Tang San: "I can't tell, I really can't tell! Which one is his true form?" Grandmaster: "My theory is never wrong! This must be an illusion, hahahahaha!" Qian Renxue: "Such a genius must be used by me!" Tang Hao: "You hindered Xiao San's growth, so I must kill... Hmm? How did Ah Yin end up in your hands?" Dongfang Yao: "Brother is mighty(??????)??" (This story involves torturing Tang San and Ma Hongjun, without forcibly vilifying any factions or having them join any sects, but there will be some plot development.)

Gabrielle and Harry cross paths at Fleur's wedding. It is a chance encounter that leads them on a whirlwind courtship. As they enter their seventh year, the Triwizard Tournament is happening at Hogwarts while things on the Continent start to head towards a second Wizarding War. AU: Older Gabi. Voldemort comes back, but not as expected. M for adult themes and violence.

What's up, fellow Avatar enthusiasts! Buckle up, because this story is a wild ride of epic battles, unexpected twists, and a healthy dose of "wtf" moments that'll leave you craving more. So, what's the deal with this story? Imagine a world where colossal elemental creatures - Titans - can be summoned as avatars by individuals with special affinities. We're talking Fire Titans spewing lava, Water Titans whipping up tsunamis, Earth Titans throwing mountains, Air Titans conjuring tornadoes, and the elusive Aether Titans bending reality itself. Yeah, it's that insane! Our story unfolds in the Aerithra Kingdom, a nation of floating islands known for their mastery of Air and its mystical Cloud Butterflies. But peace is shattered when the Terravolt and Ignis Kingdoms, those greedy bastards obsessed with fire and earth, launch a surprise attack. They want the Aerithra's resources, their Aether Steam Nexus, to fuel their own ambitions. Enter Master Sorah Kyoshin, an elderly martial arts master who's been mocked for years for not possessing any elemental affinity. But guess what? When his home is attacked, this geezer unleashes skills that would make even a seasoned Avatar Master crap their pants. Here are some highlights you won't want to miss: -Epic Titan Battles: We're talking city-levelling showdowns between colossal creatures like the Quar'ellix, a walking volcano of iron and stone, and the Red Sand Cyclonus, a swirling tempest of grit and rage. These battles are beautifully described, and you'll feel the ground shake beneath your feet as these titans clash. -The Mysterious Sage Curse: Sorah, bless his old bones, stumbles upon an ancient power known as the Sage Curse that grants him incredible abilities but also threatens to consume him. This adds a layer of tension and mystery to the story, as we watch Sorah grapple with this volatile force. -The Rice Guru: Okay, this character deserves a special shoutout. Imagine a wise, ancient being who looks like a scarecrow, talks like a senile grandpa, and can conjure up delicious food out of thin air using something called "Boqumu." He's hilarious, insightful, and steals every scene he's in. -Warden Poahf: Damn, this lady is trouble! The Warden of the brutal Nathor Prison Camp, she's beautiful, ruthless, and has a... unique way of interrogating prisoners. Let's just say things get steamy (and a little disturbing) when she sets her sights on Sorah. Why you should be reading this: -Unique Worldbuilding: Floating islands, giant butterflies, sentient architecture - this world is unlike anything you've ever seen before. -Compelling Characters: Sorah is a great protagonist - flawed, determined, and surprisingly badass. The supporting cast is equally interesting, from the quirky Rice Guru to the intimidating Warden Poahf. -Action-Packed Plot: This story moves at a breakneck pace, with non-stop action and twists that'll keep you on the edge of your seat. Just when you think you know what's going to happen, BAM! Something unexpected throws you for a loop. -Humour and Heart: Despite the epic battles and serious themes, the story is infused with humour, especially thanks to the Rice Guru's antics. But there are also moments of genuine emotion and connection between the characters. Support at: https://www.patreon.com/AuthorsDread

When Takizo woke up to find himself transmigrated into the Kaguya Clan, he wasn't sweating it one bit. He figured that as long as he had a solid game plan and stuck to the original storyline step-by-step, he could definitely survive the inevitable clan purge. --- But then, Takizo hit a snag: the original source material barely had any details about the Kaguya Clan at all. Still, he didn’t panic. He reasoned that he was just a kid, anyway. "I’m not in my prime yet," he told himself. "But once I grow up, things will change." --- So he waited. And waited. He waited through the end of the Third Great Ninja War. He waited until Yagura became the perfect Jinchūriki. He waited until Obito Uchiha took control of the Village Hidden in the Mist... --- Okay, now he was panicking. What the hell was he waiting for?! With his back against the wall and no other options, he decided it was time to go big or go home. --- "So, here’s the pitch," he thought. "A Kaguya Clan rebellion teaming up with the Hozuki Clan—does that have legs? And if that’s not enough firepower, what if we throw Zabuza into the mix?" Takizo pondered his options. Oh yeah, he was definitely going to shake things up.

The Blood of The Dragon and The Wolf come together early. A Bastard will be reborn to change the Future of House Targaryen. Jon Snow/Laena/Rhaenyra

When a mysterious fan-made livestream suddenly appears across all of Teyvat, chaotic creativity erupts. One after another, bizarre yet brilliantly edited videos from the “Blue Star” netizens flood in—hilarious, unrestrained, and unstoppable. Mona: “Aaaaah! Don’t tell me Mother made that video! I’ll die of embarrassment at this rate!” Hu Tao: “Buy the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor’s premium package today, and Director Hu will personally perform the Hu Tao Howl for you~!” Kamisato Ayaka: “Brother… this family no longer has a place for you.” La Signora: “What is this absurd ‘Winter Banquet’ supposed to be?!” Barbara: “I can’t take it anymore! My head is full of that cursed song—‘Great at Drinking’!” Paimon: “Paimon is not the Sustainer of Heavenly Principles! Stop looping that nerf-meme song! And delete that ‘You punk!’ sticker pack already!” Diluc: “To stand side by side with the Stove God with mere mortal strength… I truly overestimated myself.” …

Cover by TheOddestGwen | Peace is a dream sought after by many but attained by few. Humanity strives for it yet struggles when they achieve it. In some cases, it takes a god to bring lasting peace. Or does it? Maybe a child of a god or even an angel or both... Discord: https://discord.gg/vkPBU5jx To put it briefly... Nagato and Konan had a kid... How? Never explained... Surprisingly no one has asked me... When said kid is only a few weeks old, he ends up in the My Hero Academia universe as an orphan. Raised in a hero society a living anomaly, not to mention, classified. Learned everything from trial, error, minimal info, guts, and hard work... Character's powers grow over time. Don't worry, he's an Uzumaki, he has the chakra potential to grow and he will definitely grow... If you want the oc to be overpowered off the bat, harem, or boys love- Too bad... If are an Izuku hater, want the character to solve every problem with violence, want a character who manipulates everyone- Don't bother...

Aemon Targaryen/Jon Snow is slain in a cell when he waits for his fate after slaying Daenerys for the good of the realm. As the ones who kill him, was a terror thought slain, a clint of blue seen in the eyes who kill him. Brandon Stark was no more and wasn't since the Battle of Long Night. Knowing the world will fall into eternal Night and death will come for all. Gods of old send him back to into the time of the world when it lost one of its most valued strengths against the coming darkness. After hearing the gods, Jon accepts that he's reborn as Aemon Targaryen, son of Baelon Targaryen and Lyanna Stark, marking a new era. The gods hope the world is better prepared for the war, too. If he fails the gods, he won't have the power to revere it again. (Jon is sent back to times of the Dance of Dragons : The story starts on the second moon of the year 92 A.C.) The gods will send some other changes into the world. A Black dragon supposed to fade burns again, and mother, once lost, is seen again. So what happens when gods throw one last dice to help mankind? It will either change or it will fall, or it shall rise to it occasion.

When she opened her eyes, she had inexplicably returned to twenty years ago, the first day of the apocalypse escape. "Classmate, you're a Superpower User, right? How about considering joining our special operations squad?" Looking at the man opposite her with sparkling, charming eyes, Xie Ning heartlessly refused: "Thanks, I have a team." "Ah, what team do you have?" "No team." "Right, you're beautiful, so whatever you say is right. How about this, you join our squad, and I will accompany you through wind and rain, and go through fire and water with you to clear dungeons and kill monsters." "Every single day, year after year?" "Mhm! I will work hard to make money, and only for you. How does that sound?" Xie Ning: ... After being reborn, her small Space has turned into a large, mobile villa, and she originally just wanted to live her own quiet little life in peace. Never did she expect to attract such a clingy, devilishly charming man. Question: How does one heartlessly and coldly reject a charmer? Waiting online for an answer, it's quite urgent...