john mulaney fanfiction

He is unlike any other Slytherin. There is a saying in the Slytherin common room, "The little wizard who disobeys will be killed and then be eaten by the Night Stalker." Friend of the Shadows, the master of Assassination skills and weapons, the Night Stalker whom his enemies fear. The glory made him the pride of Slytherin. When the Dark Lord arrived, John emerged from the shadows, "Whoever comes, Whoever it is, I'll kill them. I'll kill them all !!!" With a Wand in his left hand and a sword in his right hand, he will give Death Eaters the hell they deserve! ________ Support and Read ahead at—> Patreon.com/Dragonel You can also directly support me financially by donating at:- paypal.me/Dragonel23 ________ John Wick wasn't exactly the Dark Lord... he was the one you sent to kill the f*cking Dark Lord. I saw him kill Voldemort when he was a teen... not by a spell.. but by stabbing his brain with a wand. Stabbing his brain with a f*cking wand! _____ This is a Translation. Original MTL: I wield a sword at Hogwarts

After dying in an accident, I woke up in the world of John Wick. No cheat system, no female lead, no mainstream plot—only a rusty Proficiency Panel that barely shows anything. Rent overdue, girlfriend gone, memories sealed, and a creepy landlady knocking at midnight… my life was already a mess. Until I rescued a beagle wearing a tag that said Daisy. That night, John Wick himself told me: “The Continental Hotel will be waiting for you at 8.” From that moment on, my bloody journey as a killer began. Bullets, blades, and legends—if I want to survive in this stitched universe of assassins and spies, I have only one choice: Train like hell, and kill like the best. 【Various Films + Stitched Universe + Proficiency Panel + High-Energy Gunfight + Famous Scenes + Official Rant + No Mainstream System + No Female Lead + Tribute to Classics】 [Stories already started: John Wick 1-2 | Mr. & Mrs. Smith | The Assassin's Creed | 007 Prequel | The Hitman's Bodyguard 1-2 | The Fate of the Furious | Fable Prequel | Kingsman: The Golden Circle | Red 1 | The Expendables 1 | Waistband | Three Days to Die | Mission: Impossible 4] [Stories to be started: Fast & Furious 5 | Prequel to The New World | Kingsman: The Golden Circle | Prequel to Twin Wolves | Prequel to Agent 47 | Prequel to Special Forces | Fury Rescue | Fury | The Mechanic | etc. etc. etc. etc. ... Too many to list.] -------------------------------- 70 advanced chapters are now available on Patreon!

I am John Wick, the Wizard King, Alchemist, and the Shadow that Stalks the magical world. To Loki, I am a nightmare; to Thanos, a relentless thorn; and to Thor… well, he calls me brother-in-law, but that’s another story. In a world where sorcery clashes with steel and legends walk among gods and wizards, my name is whispered in Asgard’s golden halls and the darkest corners of Diagon Alley. When the impossible needs doing, when even the bravest flinch, they send for me—the man who makes nightmares real. My motto? "There’s nothing Expelliarmus can’t solve. If not, add an Avada Kedavra." This Novel Is Slow-Paced. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Different but the same(?) John Wick in Hp/Marvel World but there are other francasie cahracters as well. its like mash up of Hp/Marvel as main and other Drama and Movies as add on. _____________________________ I've Deleted the Nationalism, corrected the Dialogues, Names, Charms, Spells and made some changes to certain things. Hope you like it! Get access to advanced chapters at my P@treon. [email protected]/meowthtl 300 gems = 1 bonus chapter 500 gems = another bonus chapter

Intro: Dive into a fusion of magic and might with "Wielding a Great Sword at Hogwarts," a tale that follows the tale of John Wick, a transmigrated youth who brings the art of the greatsword to the halls of Hogwarts. Witness his journey as he carves a unique path in the wizarding world. About "Wielding a Great Sword at Hogwarts": John Wick's arrival at Hogwarts disrupts the status quo, as he brandishes not a wand, but a formidable greatsword. As a Slytherin, he must contend with the house's reputation and the intrigue that comes with it, all while mastering the delicate balance between swordsmanship and spellcasting. His presence challenges the traditions of the wizarding world, introducing a new kind of combat that blends the physical with the arcane. Amidst the backdrop of house rivalries and the usual perils of Hogwarts, John Wick uncovers sinister plots and stands as a guardian to his fellow students. His story is one of adaptation, courage, and the relentless pursuit of excellence in a world where magic reigns supreme but the sword still has a place of honor. ____ This is a translated fanfiction original title: 我在霍格沃茨抡大剑(全本) ___ Patreon: patreon.com/NovelAudioForge Youtube for Audio: https://www.youtube.com/@NovelAudioForge/featured

When Alex Cross opened his eyes, he found himself standing in the violent world of John Wick. But he wasn’t powerless, he carried a golden system, one that allowed him to summon killers, soldiers, and legends from other movies to fight by his side. With New York already burning in blood, Alex made his choice without hesitation: challenge the High Table, crush the Camorra Family, and carve his name into the underworld. From storming the Salisbury Hotel to bending the rules of the Continental, Alex builds an empire brick by brick. Gianna and the Camorra tremble, the bounty hunters fall one by one, and the High Table is forced to the edge. Even John Wick respects him: “Alex is dangerous… but a man I’d fight beside.” Blind Kane swears loyalty: “He’s my boss. Not even Wick can touch him.” The shadows of New York belong to Alex Cross now. The High Table thought they ruled the world. They were wrong. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If you're interested, you can read advanced chapters: https://[email protected]/Samorash ~> Bonus Chapter every 400PS!!

Anthony wakes up in the gritty, neon-lit underworld of the John Wick universe with a massive target on his back. Transmigrated as the illegitimate son of Russian mob boss Viggo Tarasov, he knows his half-brother's idiotic decision to steal a retired assassin's car will soon doom the entire family. To survive the wrath of the Baba Yaga, Anthony takes matters into his own hands; eliminating his brother, hijacking the syndicate's fortune, and using a tactical combat System to level up his lethal skills. Now officially sanctioned by the terrifying High Table, Anthony must navigate a treacherous web of gold coins, Blood Oaths, and elite assassins. With the legendary John Wick as a wary foil and the High Table's Adjudicators breathing down his neck, Anthony sheds his past to forge a new mafia empire from the shadows. In a world where the rules are absolute, he intends to be the one writing them.

When Smith Doyle descended into the Marvel Universe carrying the seven Dragon Balls capable of granting wishes: HYDRA: "If we gather all seven Dragon Balls, we can become the new rulers of the world." Captain America: "I want to fulfill the promise I made to her—to dance." Ultron: "I wish to eliminate all humans." Thanos: "Dragon Balls? Could they be even more powerful than the Infinity Stones?" Gorr the God Butcher: "Shenron? Can it bring my daughter back to life?" In this fusion of Eastern legend and Western chaos, the Dragon Balls have descended into the Marvel Universe—and whoever controls them may reshape reality itself. Don't forget to Gift the Infinity Stones!! For those who want to read ahead! : Join my Patreon.com/Tenacious Hare. By Purchasing my Carrot Tier, You get 10-20+ chapters ahead and Faster updates Both Platforms offer the same content, but pick whatever suits you!! Your support and help keeps this story alive. I Deeply Appreciate your support ^⁠_⁠^ Thank you for supporting my work! ⁠♡ Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters, settings, or other copyrighted material referenced in this fanfiction. This work is created solely for entertainment purposes and is not intended for commercial use. All rights to the original content belong to their respective creators and copyright holders. This story is a product of my imagination and is meant as a tribute for fellow fans. —————————————— THIS IS A FAN TRANSLATION ——————————————

In his first life, Jon mastered the art of doing nothing. No ambition, no hustle—just drifting through life on minimum effort mode. Reborn into nobility, Jon thinks he’s finally won the ultimate lottery: wealth, status, and a future perfectly tailored for laziness. All he wants is a life of wine, women, and zero responsibility. Then the universe plays its cruelest joke. A ruthless, hyper-competitive “Rise and Grind” System forcibly binds to him, hijacking his body and dragging him into the deadliest political arena in the world. > [System Activated: “Your Grace, surely you wouldn’t want the King to find out…” > Intrigue Routes Loading… Seduction Routes Loading… Treason Routes Loading…] Jon can’t control his actions—only watch in pure terror as his body confidently strides toward Cersei, smiles charmingly, and starts making catastrophic choices. Jon (internally): Stop. Stop right now. Why are we walking like that?! Schemes pile up, scandals explode, and every “optimal” decision pushes him further down the path of excess, chaos, and scandal. Kings plot. Queens whisper. Even the White Walkers hesitate. Because this time, Westeros isn’t just facing the Long Night— It’s facing the rise of a man so shameless, so indulgent, so uncontrollably efficient at ruining everything that history will remember him not as a hero… …but as the King of Debauchery.

This story takes place in the world of "The Walking Dead". In this story we follow the journey of John Adler through the world of the walking dead. John meets God and receives 3 wishes from him in order to survive. He also gets to choose his appearance in that world. This story will have a harem. I admit the harem won't make much sense, but what harem fanfics ever make sense. You have my word that I will do my best to make it just barely tolerable. This story will be updated frequently because I am currently on break. I don't know if I will do it daily but definitely expect more. This story will contain R-18 Scenes, but the chapters will be marked R-18, for any of the readers who do not like these scenes.

Olivia retrieved her previous life's memories after a particularly nasty beating ordered by lady Caitlyn Tully. She was a low level alchemist with the ability to communicate with trees and plants but she had very low talent and died after touching a priceless formula manual in an expedition. She not only awakened her memories but the relic that resulted in her death is now fused with her soul giving her precise alchemy formula for every resource she touch. Olivia uses her skills to help her father develop the North, cure the ill and heal the wounded.