funny esl advanced story

Chu Nan was just an ordinary student, but because of an accident, he obtained the data collection, analysis and processing ability equivalent to the most advanced optical brain. In his eyes, everything in the world could be analyzed with the most accurate data. Any attack by the enemy was only a combination of countless data points. Even the flow of Internal Breath in his meridians could be accurately quantified with data. With the help of such extremely accurate data, he could use his physical strength optimally and also create the most suitable internal cultivation method for himself. Following this, his strength naturally advanced by leaps and bounds. After such a sudden event, his life was completely changed.

After suffering from a heat stroke while working under the scorching heat of summer, Lu Zhou, a hardworking but poor university student, somehow becomes the owner of an advanced technological system. With the cheat given by the system, his university life changes overnight. A Master's degree? Easy. PhD? Not a problem. From a nobody, he quickly becomes a huge celebrity in the world of science. With the missions given by the system, he is on his way to winning a Nobel Prize. "System, can points be exchanged for money?" "No." "F**k, what use are you then!?" "This system will make you the ultimate scholar, the kind that lords over all of humanity. What use will money be to you?"

หลังจากเป็นลมแดดขณะทำงานภายใต้แสงอาทิตย์ฤดูร้อนที่สาดลงมาอย่างไม่ปรานี ลู่โจวนักศึกษามหาวิทยาลัยที่ยากจนแต่ขยันขันแข็งได้กลายเป็นเจ้าของระบบไฮเทค ด้วยความโกงที่ระบบมอบให้ ชีวิตในรั้วมหาลัยของเขาจึงเปลี่ยนไปในชั่วข้ามคืน ปริญญาโท? ง่ายดายยิ่ง ปริญญาเอก? นั่นไม่ใช่ปัญหา จากคนที่ไม่มีใครรู้จัก เขาได้กลายเป็นดาราดังแห่งวงการวิทยาศาสตร์อย่างรวดเร็ว ด้วยภารกิจที่ระบบมอบให้ เขากำลังเดินอยู่บนเส้นทางผู้ชนะรางวัลโนเบล "ระบบ แต้มแลกเป็นเงินได้ไหม?" "ไม่ได้" "บ้าเอ๊ย แกทำอะไรได้บ้างเนี่ย!?" "ระบบจะทำให้ท่านกลายเป็นสุดยอดนักวิชาการ กลายเป็นผู้ปกครองเหนือมวลมนุษย์ ท่านจะเอาเงินไปทำอะไร?"

Bruce obtained the Divine-level Technology System, and embarked on the road to technology powers since then! The first day of school: I can make electromagnetic weapons! Later: I can make steel armor! The kind of Iron Man! Have you ever heard of the electromagnetic railgun? I can make it! Have you ever seen a flying aircraft carrier? I can make it! All kinds of equipment in the science fiction movies were created by Bruce! Looking at the increasingly sullen face of the enemy country, Bruce scoffed. What? Do you still use gunpowder guns? Out-of-date! Your aircraft carrier can't fly? Rubbish! Your soldiers don't have armor to protect them? Isn't that trampled on human life? Getting mad? Is there any solution? The enemy's army was already invincible on the earth! It was like aliens descending!

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

Have you found yourself trapped in another world, weak and defenseless? Want to kill goblins with ease? Need a cool new way to impress the ladies? Interested in an interactive game that allows you to level up and unlock new and improved weaponry by hunting monsters? If you answered yes to any of the questions above then you too should buy the Interdimensional Advanced Arsenal today. ——————————— Gren is a malnourished boy living a poor life alone with his mother in a village until a group of bandits attack. The bandits cause him to lose his family, his home, and even his life. Gren's body then becomes host to a dead actor from another world and equipped with a system run by a mysterious Administrator. Gren must now survive in a fantasy world populated with magical beings. He meets many allies along the way--many of them beautiful women--as he is forced to grow in strength as he faces threats and uncovers a shocking secret surrounding his own birth. ——————————— **CLEARING UP A COMMON MISCONCEPTION** The Advanced Arsenal title is referring to the arsenal itself being advanced. The arsenal needs to be levelled up in order to unlock things like firearms. The first firearm is built in chapter 94 and only starts getting used in combat in chapter 95. It is my fault for not making this clearer in the synopsis.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.