funny third person stories

In the world of card games, myths from China will be re-established! Mythical legends of Earth will also become myths in this world! In this world of cards, with cards as the medium, the birth of myths is welcomed! What does it matter if the body is weak? What if suffering from muscle weakness? In this world without character cards, only equipped with weapon cards and skill cards, I will create a new genre! Starting with the Summoning Card: Nezha, the Third Lotus Prince! Give the world a shock from China!

Fang Ze transmigrated to a world filled with superpowers and became a police. Initially, he planned to carry out his duties diligently. However, by chance, he discovered that his true identity was actually a criminal who had been arrested. The police faked his identity and made him believe that he was one of them. Then, they utilized his remaining memories to solve the case and identify his accomplices. They had set up a huge operation and were ready to capture him and his accomplices at any time! Fortunately, he acquired a superpower called the Midnight Investigation Room. At midnight every day, he could conduct an investigation on a chosen target. During his investigation, not only could he hear the actual thoughts running through the head of his subject, he could also acquire different items based on the value of the information he collected. Some of the items he acquired included: a mushroom that could sustain its host’s beauty forever; a credit card that allowed its users to loan from the future unlimitedly; a loyal assassin troop that lurked in the shadow; a demon eye that allowed its user to pry into the other world; a kobold that could learn and train with double efficiency on behalf of its master; seeds that could be attached to enemies’ bodies to make them puppets; and tapes that could transform human bodies into rocks when applied. In order to resolve his crisis, he collected information and investigated the case while improving his ability and expanding his influence. Unfortunately, he uncovered an even bigger scheme after solving his case. This entire world turned out to be a scheme! Many years later, Fang Ze sat on the throne of the King of Darkness. Accumulated beneath his throne were the countless skulls of his enemies.

In the first reincarnation of Earth, the immortals vanished. In the second reincarnation of Earth, the dragon race disappeared. In the third reincarnation of Earth, mankind faced despair. Living in the third reincarnation of Earth, Ding Huan does not want to die.

Ordinary Archer·Full Level Conditions: 1, Hit the bullseye at least fifty meters away ten times; 2, Any kind of mixed grains 100 pounds; 3, Meat 50 pounds. Elite Archer·Full Level Conditions: 1, Become a Full Level Ordinary Archer; 2, One eye from three different animals each; 3, Any kind of mixed grains 300 pounds; 4, Meat 200 pounds. …… …… If you're not ruthless, you can't stand firm! If your heart isn't venomous, it's hard to establish a foothold! "I just wanted to live a peaceful life, why do you all force me?" Looking at the enemies in front of him, Fang Zhixing's eyes became fierce. This is the story of an ordinary person who transmigrated into a mysterious world, rose from obscurity with the help of Full Level Cheats, and gradually climbed to the pinnacle, fiercely contending against all adversaries.

History remembers emperors, prophets, and gods. It forgot the one they all came from. William Johnson has lived longer than history itself. He ended the age of gods. He taught the men who built empires— even the ones history calls “great.” He erased his own name and became a myth. Then he vanished. For fifty years, the world belonged to others. Now he’s back. And the people at the top are already moving. Five of the world’s most powerful tycoons have come to see him. Because they know— the moment William Johnson returns, no one stays in control. But this time… something has changed. Because the moment he woke up— someone tried to kill him. And that was their first mistake.

After his wife suddenly rose to fame on a variety show and asked for a divorce, Chen Yu left with his daughter with nothing but the clothes on their backs. At the moment he received the divorce certificate, "Congratulations, Host, for unlocking the Divorce Achievement and activating the Perfect Counterattack Life System." Chen Yu made his way from catering to entertainment, medicine, and the financial industry before venturing into the field of technology. When his ex-wife Fang Yuan came to see their daughter, intending to mock Chen Yu, she was stunned by the scene before her! All those entertainment industry big shots she had tried so hard to cozy up to were now revolving around Chen Yu. Regretful, Fang Yuan wanted to reconcile with Chen Yu, but then she discovered their daughter's teacher Tong Ya...

What do you do when four men come into your life and completely turn it upside down? No, seriously, I have no idea. All I wanted to do was hide away on my ranch with no one to bother me, but apparently, they had different plans. Luckily for them, this was not my first zombie apocalypse. If they learn to listen, we might just get out of this with our lives. If not, maybe I would finally be able to rest in peace. ------ Li Dai Lu was born and raised Canadian in her first life. This meant that she was taught how to share, how to put others first and to keep the peace as much as she could. However, that all backfired in a spectacular way. Reborn in a new time and place, Li Dai Lu did her best to protect all those that she could from the zombies that were wiping out the human race. Unfortunately for her, those she rescued were not as grateful as they should have been. Killed by the very people she saved, she held her breath and waited for the calm, peacefulness of death. But the Fates were not too accommodating and our heroine woke up in her third life, a year before the zombie apocalypse. This time she would live life on her own terms and to those that disagreed... well, she would have a few words for them. With four men at her side, she will shed the cloak of civility and become who she was truly meant to be. This will turn into a reverse harem where she does not have to pick. There is no m/m. Other Novels: Fight, Flight, or Freeze: The Healer's Story (Completed) Star's Ships (Completed) Part Of Your World (Completed) Dancing with Monsters (Completed) As Silent As A Mouse (Completed) Be Careful What You Wish For: A Zombie Apocalypse Novel (Completed) The Witch In The Woods: The Transmigration of Hazel-Anne Davis (Ongoing) Seraphina's Revenge (Ongoing) Discord: Sakura#6289 Discord Channel: https://discord.gg/CapanRmy Instagram: @devil_besideyou666

Apa yang Anda lakukan ketika empat pria datang ke dalam hidup Anda dan sepenuhnya membalikannya? Tidak, sungguh, saya tidak tahu. Yang saya ingin lakukan hanyalah bersembunyi di peternakan saya tanpa ada yang mengganggu saya, tapi tampaknya, mereka punya rencana berbeda. Untungnya bagi mereka, ini bukan kiamat zombie pertama saya. Jika mereka belajar mendengarkan, mungkin kita bisa keluar dari ini dengan hidup kita. Jika tidak, mungkin saya akhirnya bisa beristirahat dengan tenang. Li Dai Lu lahir dan dibesarkan di Kanada dalam kehidupan pertamanya. Ini berarti bahwa dia diajari bagaimana berbagi, bagaimana mengutamakan orang lain dan menjaga perdamaian sebisa mungkin. Namun, semuanya berbalik dengan cara yang spektakuler. Dilahirkan kembali di waktu dan tempat yang baru, Li Dai Lu melakukan yang terbaik untuk melindungi semua orang yang bisa dia lindungi dari zombie yang memusnahkan umat manusia. Sayangnya baginya, orang-orang yang dia selamatkan tidak sebersyukur yang seharusnya. Dibunuh oleh orang-orang yang dia selamatkan, dia menahan napas dan menunggu ketenangan kematian. Tapi Takdir tidak terlalu mengakomodasi dan heroin kita terbangun dalam kehidupan ketiganya, setahun sebelum kiamat zombie. Kali ini dia akan menjalani hidup sesuai dengan keinginannya sendiri dan bagi mereka yang tidak setuju... ya, dia akan punya beberapa kata untuk mereka. Dengan empat pria di sisinya, dia akan melepaskan jubah kesopanan dan menjadi siapa dia sebenarnya. Ini akan berubah menjadi harem balik di mana dia tidak perlu memilih. Tidak ada m/m. Novel Lainnya: Dancing with Monsters: Berlanjut Star's Ships: Baru! Berlanjut!

Übermächtiger Protagonist: Ja，Stärke der Superkräfte des Protagonisten: ∞，Alter des Protagonisten: ???，Charaktere mit vielfältigen Persönlichkeiten: Ja，Interessanter Antagonist: Ja Fünf der reichsten Tycoons der Welt kamen gleichzeitig in einem von Armut geplagten Viertel an, erstaunlicherweise nur, um einen 20-jährigen jungen Mann zu besuchen. Dieser junge Mann war vor fünfzig Jahren ihr Meister. Anfangs erlangten diese Magnaten nur einige grundlegende Kenntnisse von William Johnson, aber das reichte aus, um sie zu Führern auf ihren jeweiligen Gebieten zu machen. Als sie ihn jedoch wiedersahen, waren sie von Williams alterslosem Gesicht verblüfft, da sie nicht wussten, dass William Johnson seit einer Milliarde Jahren gelebt hatte. Er hat nicht nur verschiedene Religionen auf der ganzen Welt gegründet, sondern auch Alexander der Große war einst sein Schüler. Doch nachdem er die Tycoons vor fünfzig Jahren zerstreut hatte, wählte er einen langen Schlummer. Aber jetzt ist William Johnson erwacht... --------------------------- Aktualisierungsplan: Tägliche Aktualisierung. Mindestens zwei Kapitel pro Tag. Wenn ich betrunken bin, aktualisiere ich vielleicht vier Kapitel, haha. Bitte zeige deine Unterstützung, wenn dir die Geschichte gefällt! [50 Power Stones = 1 Bonuskapitel] [200 Power Stones = 2 Bonuskapitel] [400 Power Stones = 3 Bonuskapitel] ... [300 Golden Tickets =??? ] Bonus-Veröffentlichung folgt in der nächsten Woche! Psst, ein kleines Geheimnis für die aufmerksamen Leser – in den Kapiteln sind versteckte Schätze verteilt! Halte die Augen offen nach diesen heimlichen Überraschungen und genieße die Bonusbelohnungen, die sie bringen!

Zhang Su, an ordinary man leading an ordinary life, wakes up one day to the sudden outbreak of zombies. He and his girlfriend are stuck in their room and as food and water run out, they need to find a way to survive. "Wake-up rush actually made me see cannibalism, I'll go nap a bit more!"