moms bribing me with pussy story

Elyzara Thorne was just an ordinary woman until she died in the dumbest way possible. One moment she was walking down the street, the next, she was choking on a piece of candy and face-planting into the afterlife. Before she could even process her own stupidity, a snarky system appeared and dumped her into the body of a newborn baby. Sounds bad? Oh, it gets worse. Her new moms are the most terrifying tyrants the world has ever seen two ridiculously powerful empresses who rule with an iron fist, burn cities for fun, and make their enemies weep in fear. The entire kingdom is one bad day away from rebellion, and Elyzara’s new mission (whether she likes it or not) is to stop these two overpowered warlords from getting themselves overthrown. The problem? • She’s a literal infant. • Her moms worship the ground she drools on and think she’s the best thing since world domination. • Everyone around her is scared shitless of her “divine presence,” making diplomacy nearly impossible. Can Elyzara stop her bloodthirsty parents from committing war crimes before she’s old enough to walk? Or is she doomed to be the adorable mascot of tyranny?

Yan Shu transmigrated into a book and was randomly gifted with a male lead's hatred package! In three months, she would be completely destroyed by the male lead! As the biological son of the Heavenly Tao, she couldn't defeat him in a fight and got struck by lightning when trying to escape. Yan Shu was furious! Since that was the case, don't blame her... Igniting his affection bar! Yan Shu said, "Disciple, your clothes look a bit worn out. Take my token and get some new ones." Instead of receiving new clothes, the disciple, Xiao Jihan, was humiliated and left with bruises all over his body: Favorability -10. Yan Shu said, "Disciple, do you want to refine pills? I have some excellent Immortal Spirit Herb here, I'll give it to you." The alchemy furnace he had finally saved enough spirit stones to exchange for exploded into pieces, leaving Xiao Jihan covered in soot: Favorability -10. Yan Shu said, "Disciple, there are many demons in the Braham Secret Realm. This Grand Primordial Pill can save your life, take it." But because of the Grand Primordial Pill's spiritual energy, he ended up besieged by demons and nearly lost his life: Favorability -10. Yan Shu: ...

Avendial is the man who lived all life with struggle, and misfortune surrounding him, yet he withstands until everything falls apart hands of twelve Supreme beings. He was alone, and broken, only support that he got was from the Abyss, something that is called evil, yet it embraced him, giving him a way to revenge. Now, Avendialis is on his way to destroy those Beings, but in his way, his first mission is to make the Son of Heaven's Moms and Heroines fall for him. destroy them mentality and take everything heaven have, It's Women and all...

What could romance mixed with gravels and bitter waters taste like? When love comes at the wrong time, tears of joy could turn tears of blood and agony. 'Single moms' brings to humanity the story of what it feels like to exit in a lone world - different from every other, the challenges of existing as a father and a mother and at the same time the stabbings of ex lovers who bring torture, the possibility of finding love and being loved again. What will it feel like, what will be the battle of new lovers trying to love moms who have become scared of being loved again? Here, the battle of character and emotional balance is what to look forward to. Written for and dedicated to Single moms the world over - Single moms solution tablet by favourite author, Anee A David

One day, I fell into the river and drowned. The God of River looked at me, and said: “You’re very brave, young one, so let me give you a mother as a reward. Would you like a golden-haired big-breasted elf mother with an extreme yandere personality, or a black-haired big-breasted sadistic human mother with a tsundere personality?” Me: “I choose… your mom, dammit! What I really want is to quickly reincarnate!!” The God of River smiled at me: “You are a honest lad indeed, so let me gift you both mothers. From now on, you will have two mothers!” Me: “Did you even listen to what I said?!”

-It fell!-

One day, I fell into the river and drowned. The God of River looked at me and said: “You’re very brave, young one, so let me give you a mother as a reward. Would you like a golden-haired big-breasted elf mother with an extreme yandere personality or a black-haired big-breasted sadistic human mother with a tsundere personality?” Me: “I choose… your mom, dammit! What I want is to quickly reincarnate!!” The God of River smiled at me: “You are an honest lad indeed, so let me gift you both mothers. From now on, you will have two mothers!” Me: “Did you even listen to what I said?!”

Three S-Class Huntresses raised Cain Vernier like their own son. They bathed him, fed him, kissed his bruises goodnight. But Cain was never truly theirs. Not by blood. Not by fate. Not by the dark truth buried twelve years ago. At age 17, Cain learns what he really is: The last surviving member of a cursed demon bloodline. A walking apocalypse—dormant, for now. There’s only one thing keeping his monstrous instincts at bay: A sacred ritual called The Marking, where his 'mothers' inject part of themselves into him… Through a kiss. Of blood. And something more. Now, what once felt like maternal affection begins to twist. Loyalties blur. Desires awaken. And Cain must confront the most forbidden truth of all: "What happens when a boy no longer wants to be their son ... but something 'more'?"

In New Verona, power is not inherited—it is stolen, bleeding, clawed out of the throats of rivals. The Valentinis stand at the center: three brothers bred for war—Luciano the serpent-tongued charmer, Matteo the merciless beast, and Dante the silent reaper. But their rise is only the beginning. When they are forced into marriage with the broken Callus daughters, a domino falls that ignites a thousand wars. Families will collide. Alliances will burn. From the mines of Sicily to the ports of Spain, from blood-soaked mansions to smoke-filled casinos, empires rise and empires crumble. Daughters become queens. Sons become corpses. Kings are crowned in bullets and betrayal. This is not the story of one family. This is the story of the underworld itself. A legacy written in lust, power, and blood.

a simple story of my life to give you guys motivation. You must be fed up with your parents right? wanna try to understand them, maybe they'll understand you too.