drunk avengers fanfiction

The Clone Wars rage across Naboo, tearing the Galactic Republic apart. The Jedi Knights lead the Clone Army in a desperate struggle against the Separatists' endless droid legions. But everything changes when a wild card enters the battlefield—the Avengers, accidentally transported to Naboo through a mysterious Hydra base experiment gone wrong. Their unexpected arrival shifts the tide of war and sets off a chain reaction across the stars. From this moment forward, more dangerous, more sinister threats emerge—ones neither the Jedi nor the Sith could have foreseen. The Galactic Republic, the Separatists, the Federation of Independent Systems, the Rebel Alliance, even the Sith themselves—all will face unforeseen changes as the Avengers alter the fate of the galaxy... and perhaps the entire universe. This is a finish translation and edit of Marvel crosses Star Wars, and everyone attacks the galaxy 漫威穿越星战，全员进击银河系 Author: 吧懂 More chapter and Early Access Available at : Patreon.com/goldengaruda

Complete ___________ Reborn into the Uchiha clan, Hikaru was never just another shinobi. No prophecy. No chosen-one cliché. Just a man with memories from another world… and a dangerous mind built for more than playing nice. At first, he hid it. He smiled when they expected him to smile. He trained like the perfect little prodigy. He let the elders, the clan, and the Hokage think they understood him. But all the while, he was restraining his true self—waiting for the right moment. That moment is now. His System has awakened. Its rules are simple: the more he shocks others, the greater the rewards. [System Prompt: Uchiha Fugaku is shocked — Reward: Mangekyō Sharingan.] [System Prompt: Third Hokage is speechless — Reward: Forbidden Jutsu.] The mask is gone. The real Hikaru is moving. While the rest of the shinobi world chases shadows of power, he’s already building something unshakable. From deep inside the Uchiha clan, he will unify his people, bend the village to his vision, and break anyone who dares stand in his way. Obito? Just another pawn broken by the system. The corrupt elders, the endless cycle of war, the fragile peace? Finished. This isn’t about starting a war—it’s about ending the old era with overwhelming force. The ninja world is changing. And those who can’t keep up with Uchiha Hikaru? They’ll be left behind… or buried. --------------------- Join my Patreon and get access to 50+ early chapters before anyone else! https://www.patreon.com/UK21 (I know the synopsis is weak. Dive in for the real story.)

After a ferocious and bloody battle in the depths of a nightmare, many different egos and personalities are stuffed into one being who's left with only one directive: to hunt. Nebulous and unknowable beings have placed a great amount of importance on the creature, for it could bring about the revival of a primordial monster, or the birth of a new god. However, it must first brave a new world. A world where the entire structure of society has been flipped upside down with the spreading of a "Nightmare Spell." Facing memories of it's past lives, unknown worlds and beasts, and worst of all the ever-present madness that constantly threatens to push the creature into the depths of insanity, the creature must walk the line between the divine and profane. All while uncovering the mysteries behind its creation and the worlds around it.

Transcending the Marvel world, becoming a HYDRA researcher, about to be silenced. Obtaining an incredible scientific research ability, capable of comprehending and understanding all knowledge and truth. At the beginning, developing a super soldier serum, turning the tables and breaking out of the research facility! But this is just the beginning. Wolverine's terrifying self-healing factor? Wolverine, hold on, I'm going to dissect you! Bitten by Gwen's spider? Bring it on! Power surging, strength of a hundred tons, they call me the little Hulk! These are all methods of self-preservation. Next, comes the main point. From different super-powered individuals, copying their abilities and organically integrating them into myself. Superman's bio-field? Invisible Woman's invisibility field, give it to me! Maxed out, and also Flight Ability! Super strength? Hulk, don't go! Steel body? Heat vision? Absorbing the sun to become stronger? I have those too! In the name of technology, I will let the god among mortals - Silver Great Super - be reborn in the Marvel world!

Xu Mo reincarnated into the Marvel Universe. Twenty years later, the long-awaited system finally arrived—but with a twist: it would only activate once he got married. The stronger or more talented the partner, the greater the level of treasures contained within the beginner’s gift pack. Without hesitation, Xu Mo set his sights on the pinnacle of this world’s power—Wanda Maximoff, the Scarlet Witch. The moment their bond was sealed, the system’s voice echoed in his mind: “Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Black God Suit!” “Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Sky Shuttle!” “Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Chaos Gold Wings!” The Avengers’ reactions were anything but calm: Bruce Banner: “The last time Hulk fought him, it left scars—not on his body, but on his psyche. Hulk doesn’t even want a rematch!” Tony Stark (Iron Man): “You’ve got to be kidding me. Not only is his armor flashier than mine, it’s also tougher. Unbelievable.” Steve Rogers (Captain America): “I can go toe-to-toe with him all day… but let’s be real, I’m still the one eating dirt.” Nick Fury: “Why is it that whenever he shows up, it’s me—a one-eyed, middle-aged man—who gets targeted first? Somebody explain that to me!”

Traveling through the Marvel universe, Luo Chen grows stronger simply by writing a diary every day! With each diary entry, he earns a lottery draw, granting him superpowers, magic, advanced technology, and even high-tech armor. Initially, he planned to keep a low profile to avoid attracting the attention of Marvel’s most powerful figures. But soon, he realized that something was off—none of the original characters were behaving as they should. Spider-Woman Gwen let go of Peter Parker and started approaching him! Iron Man Tony Stark never went to Afghanistan and was never kidnapped? Scarlet Witch awakened her Origin Magic Power far earlier than she should have? Why is everything so different? Did he accidentally land in a parallel universe? Iron Man: I can’t believe I’m just a fictional character! Scarlet Witch: Why do you say I’m not as good as Gwen? Am I not as… well-endowed as her?! Gwen: What? I was supposed to be willing to die for Peter Parker? No thanks! Something is very wrong with this world! [Raw: 我在美漫写日记，复联崩溃] [Please check my patreon/OGCrafter for 20+ chapters]

When the real Avengers disappear, Tokyo stands defenseless — until four unlikely heroes rise to protect the city. Bound by fate and strength, they form the Tokyo Avengers, a team of warriors with uniquely Japanese powers and fighting styles. Together, they defend Tokyo from villains, monsters, and ancient forces that threaten to consume the world. Kuro Ōkami – A lone wolf with beastly instincts and razor claws, harnessing the moon’s primal force. Scarlet Onna – A battle-witch who fights with cursed thread and enchanted needles, weaving magic into deadly precision. Starwave – A national pop idol whose rhythm-powered heels unleash sonic shockwaves and dance-fueled strikes. Onmyo Flare – A stoic spellblade who channels ancient Onmyōdō spells through twin charm-forged blades. Nekoburst – A fierce cat-human hybrid with blinding speed, teleport bursts, and sharp, agile close-range attacks. Together, they clash with villains from across the Marvel Universe — and those born from Tokyo’s own shadows. Whether on the streets, in the skies, or within twisted realms of sorcery, the Tokyo Avengers fight to protect their city… …even if it means facing nightmares no hero should.

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?

My attempt to transmigrate to a Xianxia World failed. When I opened my eyes, I had unexpectedly become a little child and was even attending kindergarten. With no other choice, I could only deceive the system and pretend to be doing Cultivation. 【Today, on the road, you encountered a fairy descending from the mountain. You must find a way to obtain the Pure Yang Treasure Pill in her hands.】 Lin Zhengran stared at the milk candy in his childhood sweetheart's hand. "Give me the candy. Do you need to go to the bathroom? I'll call the teacher for you." The little girl, bewildered, placed the candy into Lin Zhengran's hand. "The candy is for you..." 【Congratulations! You have obtained the Pure Yang Treasure Pill from the fairy's hands without lifting a single finger!】