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Kaoru Mitoma is a transmigrator, and there’s a wish machine attached to him. As long as he fulfills any of the wishes, he’ll gain a random reward. The more wishes he grants, the more rewards he gets! However, these wishes seem kind of strange? —— “I really wish I could be Miss Sakayanagi dog!” “Argghhh I want to bully Karuizawa Kei in front of everyone so bad!” “I want to Secretly threaten Airi Sakura. She wouldn’t want everyone to find out She's an online idol, right?” “I want to see Kushida-chan, her face full of disgust, wearing a maid outfit and serving like she’s looking at trash…” "I want Ichinose to step on me!" ..............

In the post-Hokage era, Naruto Uzumaki, the Seventh Hokage who perished in battle, suddenly wakes up to find himself in a different world. Are you still concerned about the final battle between Boruto and the Ōtsutsuki clan? The reappearance of Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki, the Sage of Six Paths, reveals an unexpected truth. It turns out that the Great Toad Sage’s prophecy was accurate—Boruto Uzumaki is indeed the prophesied child. However, what changed was not the fate of the ninja world, but Naruto's own destiny. The Sage of Six Paths holds the Rinnegan in his left hand and the Time-Space Relic, Plough, in his right. Looking at Naruto before him, he asks once again: "Naruto Uzumaki, if you were to be reborn, tell me—what would you choose?" With unwavering determination, Naruto responds: "I will abandon all hesitation, protect everything in the ninja world at all costs, and make up for the regrets of my past life!" Dear Readers For 120 Advance Chapters Join My Patreon https://www.patreon.com/NF25

Shen Anyu is reborn with a silver spoon in his mouth—unlimited wealth, immense status, and striking looks. But there’s a catch: he is living in a world where countless novel clichés coexist, and he is the designated Villain destined to be crushed by the Protagonists. Just as his family faces ruin at the hands of a "Child of Destiny," the Destiny Plundering System awakens. The rules are simple: Plunder the Protagonist’s luck, shatter their plot armor, and rewrite your own fate. Why accept a tragic ending when you can seize everything for yourself? Be it the Miracle Doctor descending from the mountain, the Returning War God, or the Dragon King’s Son-in-law—to Shen Anyu, they are nothing more than livestock waiting to be harvested. Step into the life of a villain who refuses to be a stepping stone. No angst, no mercy, and absolutely no suppression. Just a pure, refreshing story of domination. 『Raw: 反派玩到飞起，男主们崩溃了』

Chu Feng transmigrates to the vast and mysterious Xuantian Continent, a world where strength determines everything. But unlike others, he can’t cultivate at all. Just when it seems like he’s destined to remain weak and irrelevant, he suddenly awakens a strange system—one that allows him to grow stronger by accepting disciples. Lacking any real knowledge of cultivation techniques, Chu Feng does the only thing he can: he bluffs. He starts recruiting disciples using made-up martial arts and nonsense teachings, hoping to trick the system into making him stronger. What he never expected was that his disciples would take his nonsense seriously—and actually master the techniques he invented. Not just that, they go on to become terrifyingly powerful, shaking the world with their strength. A hundred years later, as his disciples stand at the peak of the cultivation world, one by one becoming legendary Emperors, Chu Feng can only look on in disbelief and mutter: “I made up those techniques… how did you all become Emperors?” ================================================================ Why You Should Read This: The main character doesn’t become overpowered overnight. This isn’t one of those stories where the protagonist takes in one disciple and instantly starts dominating everyone. Chu Feng has to build his strength gradually, and his progress feels earned. It avoids the usual face-slapping, power-trip routine. In the early chapters, you won’t find constant revenge arcs or exaggerated drama. The story takes its time and lets the world—and characters—develop naturally. There’s a subtle layer of humor. The contrast between Chu Feng’s nonsense teachings and the dead-serious disciples who actually succeed with them adds a light, clever touch that keeps the story fun without turning into full comedy. It plays with familiar cultivation tropes while adding a twist. If you’re used to reading xianxia or progression fantasy, you’ll recognize the structure—but this novel bends the formula in some refreshing ways.

Lin Quan traveled to the year 2012 and became the adopted son of Pep Guardiola. He originally played as a midfielder, but unexpectedly gained Messi's Prime attributes from him due to the sudden awakening of the "King of Football" system. That year, the incomparable duo reached its peak. Messi scored 91 goals, while Cristiano Ronaldo scored 63, dominating the entire world of football, leaving no room for a third contender. However, from that year on, the rivalry between the incomparable duo transformed into a three-player confrontation. Guardiola: There are rumors suggesting that I relied on Lin Quan to win so many championships. Let me clarify, this is not true. Mourinho: If Guardiola didn't have Lin, his honors would never surpass mine! Messi: People say that Lin Quan plays like me, but I think that's not entirely accurate because Lin is even more versatile than me. Cristiano Ronaldo: I thought my only rival was Messi, but another Lin Quan unexpectedly emerged. If you want to read the chapters in advance and support me, here is my Patreon. patreon.com/johanssen10 Chapters on my Patreon Soccer: I have the attributes of Messi in his Prime (up to chapter 85) I cannot be a Martial Ancestor, then I will be Emperor Yan. (up to chapter 60) Dou Po: Tie Xiao Xun'er at the beginning and get ten times feedback (up to chapter 30)

"Xia Wen travels to a parallel world where entertainment is not developed. Originally, he had secured a wealthy patroness, ensuring a life of luxury. Unexpectedly, because of his laziness, the system forcibly assigns him to film 'Honkai Star Rail'. -------------------------- 'Wait a minute, something seems off. Why are all my company's artists similar to characters from the game? Kafka: Listen to me, just sleep peacefully in my arms. Fu Xuan: Xia Wen, you are such a bad person! Tingyun: Benefactor~ Space comedy, interstellar travel, and other elements lead the way, becoming the prelude to cultural dominance. The vast scope of the series allows not only the filming of the main plot but also gives significant attention to excellent side stories. The story of the Herta Space Station, the great battle against the Doomsday Beast, and the superb special effects make viewers worldwide speculate whether such a world truly exists. The great battle of Belobog against Cocolia, with its plot, leaves people around the world eagerly waiting for updates. Just when people think this is the pinnacle, the audience receive the story of the High-Cloud Quintet, the even more exciting advanced plot of the Xianzhou Loufu, and the even more thrilling 'Penacony'... When Genshin Impact is announced, the entire world goes crazy. ----------------------------------------------------------- patreon.com/LordIsland For Additional chapters! --------------------------------------------------------- This is a translated novel and not my original one. I am just translating for all the readers who are interested. The cover photo is not mine. -------------------- Discord: https://discord.gg/yxR8vQFh

Synopsis: Bai Ming had crossed over, but his body was gone, and his life was nearly over too. Luckily, he had a cheat—he could stay alive by causing trouble while transforming into characters from Honkai: Star Rail. No other choice. To survive, the show must go on! So, he transformed into "Big" Herta and made the Herta Space Station rise up on the spot and perform a spinning routine. He became Ruan Mei, handcrafted a giant of light to patrol the entire universe, thwarting the Antimatter Legion and the Interastral Peace Corporation at every turn. As Firefly, he ignited the sea of stars and kicked apart the starships of the Abundance followers. Then, as Acheron, he sliced through the Abundance Emanator, Shuhu, with a single stroke. When he took on the form of Robin, he reposted songs from his past life online. And as Silver Wolf, he flooded his own account with traffic. Until the victims started noticing something was off... Herta: How amusing. Someone dares impersonate me? Don't let me catch you, or you'll be in for a world of hurt! Ruan Mei: What intriguing ingenuity. I'd truly love to study this 'other me' up close. Firefly: There's another Glamoth Iron Cavalry in this world?! I must find her. Acheron: To think there exists one so similar to me... Do you still remember those bygone days? --+-- As the list of victims grew longer, Bai Ming, who'd been contemplating how to lay low, snapped his gaze toward Aha, who'd suddenly appeared and drawn all his 'enemies' right to him. He fell into a stunned silence. "Damn you, Aha!! You set me up?!" --+--

"'I'm not an ambitious person,' is something Reiner often says. He just wants to hang around with the Straw Hat crew, traveling the world while collecting the souls of the dead. From Kuro... Arlong, then to 'Old Sand' (Crocodile)... the Golden Lion (Shiki)... As he gathered more and more, the 'style' started getting progressively weirder. A demon with goat horns and a snake tail? Okay, maybe I can understand that. But a 'Chainsaw Demon'? What the heck is that? And where did you even pull this 'Sukuna' from?! When the Summit War kicks off, Sengoku and the Three Admirals stare at Reiner, who is sitting calmly upon the execution platform. 'What? You're saying these incredibly strong individuals are undead beings controlled by him?!' 'How is that possible! Isn't he just some handyman doing chores for the Straw Hat crew?' 'Seriously, man... You call *this* logistics?!' Hearing this, Reiner gets annoyed: 'If doing literally every kind of job isn't called logistics, then what is!?' ------ (Story follows the Straw Hats' journey + original plot elements. The main character is neither overly righteous/naive nor does he turn evil/dark.)

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?

【Career-oriented female protagonist + Love-struck male lead + Entertainment industry + Variety show + Satisfying sweetness】 Renee Morgan, a newcomer in the entertainment industry, learns of her predetermined fate as a minor female supporting character in a dream. She is the queen of minor roles, the resilient type, blazing with fighting spirit, illuminating many female stars. Renee Morgan: "...To hell with being a minor character. Anyone who dares use me as a stepping stone, I'll make sure they fall flat." Wendy Aldridge, also a newcomer in the entertainment industry, wants to use her as a control group. Renee Morgan: Ok~ Half a month later, Wendy Aldridge, who was supposed to become famous as part of the control group, ends up being cyber-bullied and is urged to leave the industry? Renee Morgan, who was supposed to be cyber-bullied out of the industry, becomes an overnight sensation and a top-star. The rival company's leading actress, backed by influential figures in the entertainment circle, snatches the main female role, leaving only the role of the female third lead for her. Renee Morgan: Ok~ Four months later, this drama explodes in popularity, all supporting roles become famous, and the female third lead role becomes a classic. The biggest stars, male and female leads, are left with no buzz? ... Later, Renee Morgan finally achieves her dream, winning the Best Actress Award with her acting skills, and announces her relationship on the day she receives the award—she is in love. He's just a regular person. One day, Morgan all over the country sees familiar figures appearing in the news and rushes online to share: Is this the Best Actress's ordinary boyfriend?