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A youth who obtained a life simulator, with the help of the simulator, began his journey as a mundane martial artist and reached the pinnacle, explored immortality, pursued godliness, opening up a path for all beings, and finally became a founder of the Great Tao.【Fifty in the Great Tao, Forty-Nine Heavenly Paths, one escapes! Therefore, all things in the world have a thread of life!】 At sixteen: You broke through to a Ninth-grade Martial Artist, thus deterring all ill-intentioned enemies. At two hundred: You shattered the confines of heaven and earth, unlocked your Divine Hidden body, and certified the Path of Human Immortal. At three hundred: You comprehended the natural world, and certified the Heavenly Immortal Way. At seven hundred and eighty-six: You validated Immortal Path five times, ascended to heaven in one step, and certified the position of Dao Monarch. ... After countless simulations,【You paved the Immortal Path for all beings and were revered as the founder of the Great Tao.】

On the surface, Ryn looked like a normal quiet girl who only focused on her study and did not even bother about things outside her study. However, the whole campus was shocked to know she was actually a popular model who just made a comeback after two years 'retired'. To make them more shocked when a very popular singer, Jeremy was her ex-boyfriend and now wanted her back. Of course, to add the spice in her life, a model who is her university's mate fell in love with her. Now she had to choose between these two, as well as balancing her life as a boring student but an exciting model. ******* “Sign this contract.” He nudged the contract toward her. “Can I think first?” she asked weakly. “Five seconds.” Jack felt generous and gave her time to think. “See how good my mood is today?”

Why do you claim you provoked her? She can tell fortunes! ###### 【Mystical Livestream + 1v1】 Mu Yunchu didn't get the internship she was expecting; instead, she inherited an old folklore culture goods store from her late master. The shop was ancient and outdated, with old facilities, and not a single customer in sight. Seeing others making money through online livestreams, she decided to give it a try. Then... a new star emerged on the Whaling Livestream platform, looking like a fairy who came down to earth, yet she relied on fortune-telling to make money. Viewers, who had all received nine years of compulsory education, rolled up their sleeves to debunk her, only to become like badgers stuck in a melon patch, unable to get out once they entered her livestream room. "The master told me I have the fate of having only one son, and just like that, my newborn baby boy became a grandson." "I showed the master the birth date and eight characters of my grandfather. She said a calamity was imminent, and after the livestream ended, I got a call from my dad saying my grandfather's grave had been dug up!" ... Gradually, people began to realize that this livestream room was magical, even helping to catch the culprit of an unsolved serial murder case that had lingered for ten years. One day, the viewers suddenly discovered that the biggest night amusement park in the city was actually owned by the streamer. "You say there's even a haunted house inside, but there can't really be ghosts, can there!" Background male lead, appears later, enter at your own discretion

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Apa yang terjadi jika seseorang yang sangat membenci penghianatan di dalam satu hubungan, namun berakhir di khianati oleh kekasihnya sendiri, kekasih yang akan ia nikahi. Aiden Elves Estley, pria berusia 27 tahun, berkepribadian sedikit tertutup. Seorang pemilik Perusahaan yang berkembang di bidang industri, mencampakkan kekasih yang berkhianat tepat malam di mana ia akan melamarnya. Hannah Eldora, gadis berusia 22 tahun, berkepribadian ceria, namun sedikit ceroboh. Seorang yang di penuhi kesederhanaan dalam hal apapun meski memiliki segalanya. Mahasiswa tingkat dua jurusan Akuntansi. Dan satu ikatan pun terjadi, setelah keduanya bertemu dalam satu insiden yang tidak di sengaja, berawal dari keduanya yang berada di dalam satu mobil yang sama. Di mana kondisi Aiden Elves dalam keadaan mabuk, hingga keduanya berakhir di sebuah Hotel.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

All he wanted was to drive home and speedrun the game before the DLC dropped. Then came the crash, a warm light, and nothing—until he woke up as Wolfgang, a poor knight from a minor noble family in the Holy Roman Empire. He thought he knew this world. However, once a butterfly flaps its wings, no one can predict where the storm will go; this world doesn't follow the game's script. Nobles plot in the dark, and being the smartest person in the room means nothing when steel decides the argument. To survive the filth and chaos of medieval life, he has no choice but to lean on a mysterious system that hands him quests, money, and access to a shop packed with skills, manuals, and items he could never have gotten otherwise. He refuses to just stand by and watch history be written without him. With modern knowledge, he will use every resource, building a loyal army, amassing wealth, and carving out the strongest empire ever with his own hands.

Todo lo que él quería era volver a casa y pasarse el juego a toda prisa antes de que saliera el DLC. Luego vino el choque, una luz cálida y la nada..., hasta que despertó como Wolfgang, un caballero pobre de una familia noble menor del Sacro Imperio Romano. Él pensaba que conocía este mundo. Sin embargo, una vez que una mariposa bate sus alas, nadie puede predecir hacia dónde se dirigirá la tormenta; este mundo no sigue el guion del juego. Los nobles conspiran en la oscuridad, y ser la persona más inteligente de la sala no significa nada cuando el acero zanja la discusión. Para sobrevivir a la inmundicia y el caos de la vida medieval, no tiene más remedio que apoyarse en un misterioso sistema que le da misiones, dinero y acceso a una tienda repleta de habilidades, manuales y objetos que de otro modo nunca podría haber conseguido. Se niega a quedarse de brazos cruzados y ver cómo se escribe la historia sin él. Con sus conocimientos modernos, usará todos los recursos, construirá un ejército leal, acumulará riquezas y forjará el imperio más fuerte de la historia con sus propias manos.

[Ding! The 'Randomly Spend' Tycoon System is at your service.] On her way to work, Yun Zijin was bound by a system named 'Randomly Spend'. [Spending Task Completed. A 2x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Villa No. 1 at Xingyu Mansion. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] [Spending Task Completed. A 3x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Dingsi Building. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] ... Yun Zijin was dazzled by the system's rewards, only to be told that her wealthy parents had found her? That she's the true daughter of the Xia Family of Dijing? Being bound to the Tycoon System was exciting for Yun Zijin, but she refused to be part of any cliché wealthy family drama. The Xia Family of Dijing? Yun Zijin: Get lost! Don't even think about associating with me!

Bai Su, who transmigrated into a book set in the interstellar Beast World, has only one interest: making delicious food at the orphanage, raising children, and enjoying her hard-won new life. Future's great villains? The cubs are all super well-behaved in front of her! The Federation Leader comes to freeload a meal, and his disability is cured! The business emperor comes to freeload a meal, and his infertility is solved! The obese little female gets thinner the more she eats, gradually growing into the number one beauty of the Beast World. She also attracts the number one genius doctor of the interstellar era and the interstellar great captain. The villainous cubs, driving warships and controlling ten thousand beasts: "If you want to get close to our Mom, you'll have to withstand our cannon fire first!" The Federation Leader laughs in anger: "You dare to bomb my armory? Courting death!" The gloomy and bloodthirsty emperor: "A bunch of little trash! You think I'm afraid of you?" The doctor's face turns ashen: "Either give back my research results, or die!" The interstellar great captain dangerously shoulders a Barrett: "I see you're all dying to get locked up." Bai Su smiles and peeks her head out, holding a gleaming kitchen knife: "Time to eat! What are you all doing?" The big shots and the little villains, harmoniously putting their arms around each other's shoulders in a picture of fatherly love and filial piety: "Coming~~"