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Pei Guang was invited by an online friend to beta test a game. The bad news? The game offers an ultra-realistic experience, where the character's skills are a patchwork of various games. The good news? All the skills were stitched together seamlessly, and the realism is incredibly high. However, what Pei Guang doesn’t know is that, in the eyes of others, he appears to be a patient who occasionally talks to himself, spouting strange game settings. March 7th: "Stop searching! Stop searching! There’s really nothing in the trash can." Himeko: "Please don't rummage through my room. These are all personal belongings." Dan Heng: "..." Stelle: "Look! I found something to eat in the trash can." Note: I own nothing, this is just a translation, hope you'll enjoy it! :D Here is the link if you want to read ahead: p@t reon.com/SenatusTheta

"If you ever get hurt, you can always come to me. I'll heal you... unconditionally~" With just one line and a single promotional video, Lumina, the pure and flawless Saintess, instantly broke through the fandom barrier and became everyone's top choice. A pair of legs and a single image of Lumina, the pure and flawless Saintess, set the internet ablaze, making her the true Archon of the ̶d̶o̶u̶j̶i̶n̶s̶h̶i̶ world. "Waaah! If I could just rest my head on Lumina-neechan's lap once in my life, I'd die without regrets!" "When is Lumina-neechan coming to the gacha? I'm sick with lovesickness—the kind only she can cure!" "@Mihoyo, can't Lumina be added to the gacha sooner? Do you even want to make money? At this rate, I'm going to F2P her E6 S5!" As more of Lumina's promotional videos and storylines were released, players began to uncover the truth. The aloof Saintess persona was merely a facade. Witnessing Lumina's true personality only intensified the players' enthusiasm. "Lumina-neechan, step on me!!!" The fan comments, however, gradually spiraled into the absurd... -

"Xia Wen travels to a parallel world where entertainment is not developed. Originally, he had secured a wealthy patroness, ensuring a life of luxury. Unexpectedly, because of his laziness, the system forcibly assigns him to film 'Honkai Star Rail'. -------------------------- 'Wait a minute, something seems off. Why are all my company's artists similar to characters from the game? Kafka: Listen to me, just sleep peacefully in my arms. Fu Xuan: Xia Wen, you are such a bad person! Tingyun: Benefactor~ Space comedy, interstellar travel, and other elements lead the way, becoming the prelude to cultural dominance. The vast scope of the series allows not only the filming of the main plot but also gives significant attention to excellent side stories. The story of the Herta Space Station, the great battle against the Doomsday Beast, and the superb special effects make viewers worldwide speculate whether such a world truly exists. The great battle of Belobog against Cocolia, with its plot, leaves people around the world eagerly waiting for updates. Just when people think this is the pinnacle, the audience receive the story of the High-Cloud Quintet, the even more exciting advanced plot of the Xianzhou Loufu, and the even more thrilling 'Penacony'... When Genshin Impact is announced, the entire world goes crazy. ----------------------------------------------------------- patreon.com/LordIsland For Additional chapters! --------------------------------------------------------- This is a translated novel and not my original one. I am just translating for all the readers who are interested. The cover photo is not mine. -------------------- Discord: https://discord.gg/yxR8vQFh

Yang Hui mysteriously finds himself transported to the world of Mobile Suit Gundam 00, but as a child. He becomes a member of the Xiong family and embarks on a journey with a flawed, monkey-like system. Determined to change all the tragic events that haunt him, Yang Hui believes he’s set everything right, only to discover that the real challenges are only just beginning. (PS: The story is an infinite flow, with appearances from characters and mechs from side stories, though the main plot follows the core storyline. The early chapters focus on Gundam OO, while later arcs introduce super robots and fantasy mechs.)

Sunless once wondered why the stars shone so brightly, despite being far out of reach. There was a scientific explanation out there, but he didn’t care about that. If the world wanted to spite him, he’d spite the world back. Sunny will reach for the stars, grasp them, and crush them, drowning the universe with a lightless sky. *** Cover by N0tEpic. Full cover can be found in the first chapter of the AO3 version of this fic.

This book is not meant for others, I just like reading in webnovel and so I translated it a another way to make it more understandable If anyone wants to comment please just comment recommendations of other chill hotel/shop building related novels If you want to check the mtl translation check: https://www.mtlnovel.com/i-have-a-seaside-five-star-hotel/ https://www.beqege.cc/76157/ (RAWS)

The Clone Wars rage across Naboo, tearing the Galactic Republic apart. The Jedi Knights lead the Clone Army in a desperate struggle against the Separatists' endless droid legions. But everything changes when a wild card enters the battlefield—the Avengers, accidentally transported to Naboo through a mysterious Hydra base experiment gone wrong. Their unexpected arrival shifts the tide of war and sets off a chain reaction across the stars. From this moment forward, more dangerous, more sinister threats emerge—ones neither the Jedi nor the Sith could have foreseen. The Galactic Republic, the Separatists, the Federation of Independent Systems, the Rebel Alliance, even the Sith themselves—all will face unforeseen changes as the Avengers alter the fate of the galaxy... and perhaps the entire universe. This is a finish translation and edit of Marvel crosses Star Wars, and everyone attacks the galaxy 漫威穿越星战，全员进击银河系 Author: 吧懂 More chapter and Early Access Available at : Patreon.com/goldengaruda

Lin Yu finds himself transported to the world of Honkai: Star Rail. Equipped with a divine mobile game development system, his first project is creating "Honkai: Star Rail." Soon, his game captures the attention of the entire universe. As players reach the Cocolia boss battle, the song 'Wildfire' begins playing. "Woah?! This is a turn-based game; how dare you make it so intense!" "The moment this music kicked in, I felt like I was about to take down an Aeon!" Progressing further, they encounter Dan Heng's sea-parting scene. "I thought 'Wildfire' was intense enough, but there's even more fire here!" "Dan Heng, still denying you're Imbibitor Lunae? Now you're a five-star limited character!" Arriving at Penacony: "Huh? Have you listened to 'WHITE NIGHT'?" "Acheron's power has been tested - fellow gamers, feel free to pull for her!" "Duke Inferno: Children, this isn't funny." "Before experiencing the story: Aventurine? Just another profit-driven fraud! After the storyline: May the Mother Goddess thrice close her eyes upon thee..." "What Aventurine?! He's clearly my unfortunate yet loyal bro!" *** Please support me on Patreon, where you can read a bunch of extra chapters, not just for this novel, but for all the novels I'm translating. I upload at least 2 times daily for each novel (meaning there are at least twice as many chapters on Patreon compared to here on Webnovel). https://www.pat reon.com/ThatGreatStuff

[Gacha Fusion System] + [Pokémon] + [Power Fantasy] + [Overpowered] + [Synthesis] Kenji was reborn, finding himself in a world where humans and Pokémon live side-by-side. The all-important Trainer Licensing Exam, the single test that would decide his future, was just around the corner. To prepare, every student was required to draw a single Pokémon to raise. When Kenji’s turn came, he made a pull of destiny and received... a Weedle. Just as total despair began to set in, a new power awakened within him! [Gacha Fusion System Activated!] What do you get when you combine one Weedle, plus one Weedle, plus one Weedle? Answer: A 2-Star Weedle!!! Have you ever heard of a Pokémon unlocking a second Ability just by increasing its star rank? Have you ever seen a Beedrill with base stats that could rival a Legendary? From that day forward, Kenji embarked on a new path: to gather all the Pokémon that the world had written off as useless and weak. Many years later, Kenji would stand at the top of the world...

Luo Fan transmigrated to the Earth of Swallowed Star and became Luo Feng’s older brother, who didn’t originally exist. Because his talent was poor, he originally planned to coast along and somehow muddle his way to immortality. But then, he got bound to a system. However, since the system’s energy was insufficient and its functions incomplete, at the start it could only let him set his own tasks. From then on, Luo Fan began the path of relentless self-cultivation. [Task: 1000 squats, 1000 push-ups, 1000 sit-ups, and a 10-kilometer run. Reward: Constitution +1] [Task: Practice basic sword techniques 100 times. Reward: Basic Sword Mastery +1] [Task: Instruct Luo Feng in the first level of "Nine Revolutions Thunder Blade." Reward: Nine Revolutions Thunder Blade: First Level Mastery +1, Comprehension +10, Luck +10] [Task: Capture the Golden Horned Beast alive and protect Earth. Reward: Innate Secret Technique: Super Clone, Luck +10] Luo Fan, by constantly setting tasks for himself and pushing beyond limits, has surpassed all his peers in both law comprehension and secret techniques. Luo Feng cried. Despite possessing the inheritance of the Falling Meteor Star, having taken over the Golden Horned Beast, and even having a Divine King as his teacher and the Star Tower, he still couldn’t outwork his elder brother, Luo Fan. Luo Fan: "Those who lose to me are never considered my rivals. I give you time to catch up, until you can no longer even see my back." "Everything I have achieved today, I owe entirely to my own hard work!" "System, establish a new task!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is a translation. I own nothing here. Everything belong to the original author: 想吃铁板烧 (Wants to Eat Teppanyaki) Raw name : 吞噬星空：内卷修炼，卷哭罗峰 Website : https://www.qi*dian.com/book/1042855019/ (Remove the '' * '' between qi and dian)