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I am the Family Man in the Marvel Universe! After transmigrating into the chaotic world of Marvel, Alex Ray was in full panic mode. In a universe where a finger snap can erase half of all life, survival without talent—or better yet, power—is nearly impossible. Luckily, he awakened the Friendship System. As long as someone agrees to become his friend or family, Alex can absorb their abilities, attributes, and even gain special rewards! "Congratulations, Host! You are now friends with Deadpool. You've gained: Regenerative Healing Factor!" Now, even if he's chopped into pieces, he'll regenerate on the spot. "Congratulations, Host! You are now friends with America Chavez. You've gained: Multiverse Travel!" Now, he can traverse the multiverse freely, making new allies across dimensions. "Congratulations, Host! You are now friends with Captain America. You've gained: 50-50 Combat Instinct!" Now, every battle has a 50-50 chance—no matter the odds. "Congratulations, Host! You are now friends with Thanos. You've gained: Titan Physique!" Now, his body is nearly indestructible. Armed with the power of friendship—literally—Alex Ray begins his journey through the Marvel Universe in full friendship mode. There are only two kinds of people in this world: My friends and family… and my enemies who didn’t live long enough. -------- Update: 18+ Chapters/Week "The story truly takes off after the gang war arc—around chapter 100—and evolves into something incredible." As the plot unfolds, it dives deep into the Spider-Verse and the Marvel Multiverse, weaving in epic elements from Endgame, God of Stories Loki, Kang the Conqueror, the Council of Kangs, the Council of Reeds, and even Franklin Richards. Expect mind-bending twists with Deadpool breaking the fourth wall, going on a rampage that includes killing everyone... even the authors themselves. --------------- Enjoying the Story? Get Ahead Now! Can't wait for the next twist or epic moment? Join my Patreon and unlock 40+ advanced chapters—read ahead of everyone else! https://www.patreon.com/UK21 Your support means the world to me—thank you so much! ----------------

Ethan Cross woke up one day and found himself dumped straight into the Marvel Universe — and yeah, he was freaking the hell out. This was a world where one snap of someone's fingers could literally dust you out of existence. Without some kind of edge — scratch that — without real power, you were as good as dead. Lucky for him, he awakened the Friendship System. All he had to do was get someone to verbally agree to be his friend — his family — and boom: he'd copy one of their skills, attributes, or get a bonus reward on top. 「DING! Congratulations, Host! You and Deadpool are now friends! Attribute gained: Healing Factor!」 From that day forward, even if he got chopped into ground beef, he'd pull himself back together on the spot. 「DING! Congratulations, Host! You and America Chavez are now friends! Attribute gained: Multiverse Travel!」 From then on, he could hop between universes making friends wherever he went. 「DING! Congratulations, Host! You and Captain America are now friends! Attribute gained: 50/50 Shot!」 From now on, every fight was a coin flip — and somehow he always landed on heads. 「DING! Congratulations, Host! You and.. ~~~~~~~~ Release Schedule: 2 chapters daily at 12:00 AM and 4:00 AM (GMT+8) (Check your local time so you don’t miss updates!)

Marvel: I Am the Family Hero! Transmigrated into the Marvel world, Chen Ye panicked completely. In a world where a single snap can kill you, without some talent— no, without some ability—there is really no way to survive. Fortunately, he awakened the Friendship System. As long as the other party verbally agrees to become his friend or family, he can obtain skills or attributes from them, as well as extra rewards! “Congratulations, Host, for becoming friends with Deadpool. You have gained the attribute: Regeneration Factor!” From then on, even if he is chopped into minced meat, he can revive on the spot. “Congratulations, Host, for becoming friends with Miss America. You have gained the attribute: Ability to Travel the Multiverse!” From then on, he could wander through the multiverse making friends. “Congratulations, Host, for becoming fri—”

This is my lemon collection. Would you like to have a sample? It is totally free to try! Come, let me make you a glass. Some lemons are sweet. Some are bitter. Some are rotten. And some are stolen from the stand next door and remixed for your pleasure! But don’t worry about all of that. It is all part of the fiction. Please, come over and have a glass. I have made more than a dozen for you to choose. Since I am such an idiot, I am not sure which glass is full and which glass is empty. The glasses are not even placed in order on the table, so please have a check of the volume before enjoying your drink. Who knows, you might find something interesting. If you love my work, you can commission another piece, to be added to your glass. If you don’t want to, please enjoy while it last! This is my lemon collection, come, come and have a look! Have a drink, it’s totally free! Just don’t get too addicted, because that will not be healthy for you! By the way, no kids are allowed! ******************************** If you didn’t understand all of that, it means that this is my fanfiction collection over the years. Some of them are completed – usually one-shots. Some of them are not – most aren’t. Some of them will make you vomit from disgust. Some are parodied, basing on another story I read somewhere. It is totally fine to parody or rewrite another fanfiction, so don’t b*tch about it. Please read the volume title before you b*tch about why the story just abruptly stopped. And if you want more chapters, you can commission it by becoming my patron. Use my penname to search. ******************************** Disclaimer: This collection contains graphical violence and sex scenes. Absolutely no children allowed to drink my lemon! Fanfiction: Naruto. Harry Potter. Fate Stay Night. Disney, and so on… ******************************** Discord Server: https://discord.gg/ffazvKp

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Hey, you! Yeah, you staring at the screen! Tired of all the pompous speeches about saving humanity and endless quartz grinding? Then meet the one and only 6‑star Servant of the class “Grand Hunk”—Deadpool!

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Even though he is immortal and can cut bullets with a knife, teleport to steal hammers, and fight against hundreds of enemies, the supervillains just want him to be a human being! Despite his strong sense of justice, capable of taking on Thanos, saving the world, and helping old ladies cross the street, the superheroes only ask that he be a decent human being! In response, Deadpool's Wade Wilson, whose real name is Wade, would say: "Actually, the system forced me to do this!" In his mind, the aloof system issued him a new task. Task: Help Tony and Steve take artistic couple photos. Task time limit: 3 days Success reward: Photo editing camera *1 Punishment for failure: Lose your powers and become a little boy who spends three days with your beloved priests. Deadpool: "Look, it's here again!" Iron Man and Captain America: "Don't come any closer!" --------------------------------------------------- Extra chapters available in patreon patreon.com/Dragonscribe31 -----------------------------------------------------

After being found and brought back by her wealthy family, Arabella Donovan has an unexpected awakening and discovers that the world she lives in is a mishmash of popular story tropes. Her eldest brother is the tragic guy in a melodramatic, angsty novel; Her second brother is the cannon fodder in an showbiz power-fantasy novel; Her third brother is the scapegoat who ends up with a criminal record in a doting teen romance; Her fourth sister is the vicious villainess in a 'real vs. fake heiress' story; And even her parents are just antagonistic background characters in some sweet, middle-aged romance. Arabella Donovan: This family is a complete collection of misfortunes. The word 'tragic' doesn't even begin to cover it. Her family, after hearing all of her inner thoughts: "..."