Transmigration: I Have a Computer in Tang Dynasty
Qin Mo transmigrates to the Tang Dynasty with only a computer in hand and rises to become a legendary inventor. He creates papermaking, horseshoes, gunpowder, cannons, glass, winemaking, and countless other innovations—there seems to be nothing he cannot make.
Not only does he take Emperor Li Er’s wealth, but he also wins over his daughters, Princess Chang Le and Princess Jin Yang, as well as future consorts like Xu Hui and Empress Wu Zetian.
Emperor Li Er declares that Qin Mo deserves the top place in Lingyan Pavilion, and none of the ministers dare oppose him.
Empress Zhangsun praises Qin Mo’s invention of the sanitary napkin as his greatest achievement. Cheng Yaojin strongly disagrees, insisting that toilet paper is the superior invention, since from then on relieving oneself was no longer euphemistically called “bathing” or “changing clothes.”
Everyone is left speechless.