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Autor: 平凡魔术师 Could this be the rebirth of a Pill Emperor? Could it be the merging of souls? Long Chen, a seemingly ordinary young man whose spiritual roots, blood, and bones have been stolen, relies on his memories of divine alchemy techniques and cultivates the mysterious Nine Star Sovereign Body Technique to unravel layers of mystery and resolve a shocking situation. He controls the universe, walks on the sun, moon, and stars, seduces beauties of all kinds, and suppresses evil spirits and gods. Legend says: When Long Chen arrives, the earth roars and the heavens howl. When Long Chen appears, ghosts weep and gods lament. This story is purely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events is purely coincidental. Google Translate was used for the translation.

Zhou Yu foi ordenado a entrar na cidade e se casar. Mesmo que minha esposa não gostasse de mim, meu sogro me desaprovava, meus colegas sempre queriam me intimidar, e os malfeitores sempre procuravam me derrubar, mas tocar em mim, tudo bem, tocar na minha esposa, isso não. Quem quer que coloque as mãos nela, eu derrubo. Lutei até que o mundo inteiro se inclinasse, depois voltei para a vila com minha esposa em glória!

This was the great era of vast warships and the Star River, a time when the multi-universe was shattered and countless Cosmic Fragments were scattered across the void, forming the boundless Shattered Starry Sea. Immortal Domain Dao soldiers, mechanical gods, golden giants, wizard Dominators... An endless array of strange civilizations. Starry Sea Oddity, Genetic Potions, exoskeletal armors, Floating Land Origin... Treasures that could be found everywhere. Spectral Shuttle, Spectral Airship, Spectral Warship, Escort Ships, Battleships, Star-Annihilating Starships, hyperdimensional mother ships... The clearly stratified Xinhuo warships. Song Chi held a Zhu Tian Ruins Market in his hand and engaged in interstellar trade with the countless peoples of the Starry Sea. What? Titanium Crystals are worthless in your Star Domain? I'll take them all, damn it, this is a strategic resource! You call this a chunk of iron? This is Mixed Elemental Copper, the ultimate Enhancement resource! Ordinary ship cannon? Isn't this a golden Star-Annihilating Cannon? Quick... I'll buy it! ... Stretching across the stars, starting from the flame of human civilization.

Quão imensa deve ser a riqueza de uma família que foi passada por cinco mil anos? Às vezes, você nunca saberá o quão rica sua família realmente é até pressionar um pouco os seus pais! Só depois de herdar a fortuna de cinco mil anos de sua família é que Zhang Menglong percebeu que a alegria dos ricos é tão simples. Presidente do banco: "Sr. Zhang, por favor, imploro que deposite seu dinheiro em nosso banco, e você pode definir a taxa de juros!" Herdeiro mais rico da segunda geração de Huaxia: "O mundo todo pertence à sua família ou o quê?" Pessoa mais rica do mundo: "Eu me sinto como um homem pobre!" Família Real Europeia: "Sr. Zhang, você está precisando de uma namorada? Se sim, importaria-se de encontrar uma? Se não, se incomodaria de ter mais uma? O que você acha da princesa do nosso país?" Mais tarde, Zhang Menglong descobriu que a faculdade que seus pais deixaram para ele foi a coisa mais impressionante. Na verdade, ser reitor acabou sendo ainda mais agradável do que ser a pessoa mais rica do mundo!

Su Mo, a late bloomer, was introverted and bad at socializing with strangers. He thought his life would stay pretty ordinary, but everything changed when he started playing the popular game Star Ring. He unexpectedly rediscovered the joys of life and set off on a journey to claim the throne.

Chu Yi morre em um acidente de carro e se torna Landon Barn, o filho ilegítimo do rei Barn, governante de Arcadina. Porque sua mãe era uma empregada e a maior desgraça do rei, seu pai sempre o desprezou. O mesmo pode ser dito dos seus meio-irmãos. Quando ele completou 15 anos, seu pai anunciou que a cidade de Baymard seria dada a ele e não estaria mais sob o controle do império. Era fato conhecido que as terras de Baymard eram estéreis e empobrecidas... Pelo amor de Deus, isso era banimento. Seu pai preguiçoso o baniu indiretamente do império. Chu Yi acordou em uma carruagem, a caminho de Baymard, com um sistema. "E daí se meu pai me odeia? E daí se eu fui banido?... Eu vou transformar meu território em uma sociedade moderna."

Originally from the slums, Adam was chosen as a candidate for an experiment to ignite the Spark - an entity that gives superpowers. However, he failed and was thrown into the Dead Lands - the place the world became after the fall of the Last Star, beginning a new era for mankind, dangerous and unexpected. He faced against monsters and dangerous anomalies, sometimes creating artifacts - the miracle of this world. Killing his first monster in deadly combat, Adam became a Phantom - one who could evolve, endlessly moving toward power. Follow Adam on his journey, from fighting monsters and exploring Dead Lands to endless evolution!

On Blue Sea Star, there exists a transcendent group that controls various unimaginable powers through armed cards, known as — Star Card Masters. Su Yuan had transmigrated, bringing along a system that could enhance his own Star Cards. Awakening of the Transformation Realm Soul Awakening Card = Top-Tier Talent Soul Card "Azure Sky Phoenix" Perfect Level Wind Walking: Evades certain ranged attacks! Perfect Level Gray Flame Strike: Twin Gray Flame Strikes in unison! Perfect Level Elemental Magnetism Pressure: Gravity Domain! Perfect Level Space Cut: Boundary Breaking Line! Perfect Steel Flame Finger + Perfect Hardened Iron Armor = Golden Burning Hand! ... Starting from enhancing his initial Soul Awakening Card, Su Yuan gradually ascended to the ultimate realm of Star Card Masters!

Xu Jin simply bowed a few times in front of the nine star lanterns and came to this world that could guide the starlight into his body. Then, he bowed again in front of the nine star lanterns...

Year 2056, in a city in the Yuan Jiang Su Jin area. On top of a ruined, shattered six story residential apartment sits a teenager wearing a combat vest, militaristic trousers, and alloyed battle boots. On his back is a hexagonal shield and equipped is a blood-shadow battle knife. He sits there silently on the edge of the roof. At this time, the sparkling sky was shining and there was a refreshing breath within the air that blew towards him. However, there was only silence within the ruined, deserted city, with an occasional howl that makes your heart skip a beat.