Saying 'The friends held hands and promised to always be there for each other through thick and thin.' is great. It shows friendship and loyalty, which are positive elements. It makes the readers feel good about the relationships in the story. Moreover, it can also serve as an example of strong bonds in real life, making the story more relatable.
Well, 'The cat chased its tail so much that it ended up in a different time zone.' This is really humorous as it's an absurd situation that cats chasing their tails are common but taking it to such an extreme makes it funny. Also, 'The squirrel tried to bargain with the oak tree for more acorns by offering to do stand - up comedy.' It shows the squirrel having human - like behavior in a comical way.
It could be a story of innovation at Lush. Their products are unique and often have interesting concepts behind them. That could be part of the 'all good things' story, like how they come up with new scents or product forms.
One funny thing a kid might say is 'I want to be a unicorn when I grow up so I can poop rainbows!' It's just so imaginative and out - of - this - world.
I'm not sure specifically which 7 statements are being referred to here without more context. However, some common things black people might say to convey their experiences could be 'We've come a long way but still have a long way to go', 'Our voices matter', 'Don't judge us by the color of our skin but by our character' etc.