funny traumatic childhood stories

Crossing over into the 1970s to become a little girl, not enough to eat or wear, no problem. On my left, a brother spoiling his sister, on my right, a childhood sweetheart who's a warm piece of eye candy. Behind me is a group of little followers, here come the beautiful and happy days. Male lead version: Hmm, seems like my little wife has arrived.

(Completed) She and he were born on the same year, month, day, and time, and on their first day of life, their unscrupulous parents arranged their future marriage. From then on... she began to cling to him. As a child, Luo Mengmeng would say in her baby voice to Gu Zhihan, "Husband, I want to marry you," but he would grimace and respond, "Who would marry you!" When they grew up, Gu Zhihan hooked her chin, pinned her against the corner, and smirked, "Mengmeng, I heard getting married is cheap nowadays, I'll treat you." From birth to kindergarten, elementary, middle school, high school, and university, they had always been together. [Growth literature, from childhood to adulthood, exclusively adored]

He was aloof, reticent, and indifferent to women. Many girls expressed their liking for him, but he refused all with three sentences: "No way," "No need," "No possibility." Except for one person—her. Since she moved in and lived with his family, he changed a lot. The used-to-be aloof guy not only helped her with her homework but also protected her all the time. He liked to tease her every day. "Be good. I'll let you kiss me." "I will only answer your questions." "One wrong letter, one kiss."

Lin Nianhe, the leading lady of the apocalypse, came equipped with a top-tier space, furiously hoarded tens of billions of resources, and then — she traveled through time! The first day, a fierce squabble unfolded; The second day, the production team's competition for overachievement was fiery hot; The third day… Lin Nianhe: "Comrades, be inspiring!" The crowd, struggling: "Hardworking guy, stop brewing motivational speeches." Lin Nianhe: "All the aunties are so adorable!" The production team's aunties, hearts shattered: "Xiao Lin has hogged all the brains in her family." Lin Nianhe relished in dramas, smashing feet with excitement, as she performed her new script brilliantly. The swap of resources made her little treasure chest increasingly rich; Tailored teaching, students acing their exams with full marks! Lin Nianhe, with education in her left hand and economy in her right, ignited the darkness with sparks of light. - The first time Su Yuncheng was asked when he would tie the knot with Lin Nianhe, he said, "Let me first win over her parents." The second time Su Yuncheng was asked when they could taste the wedding candy, he answered, "Wait until I've conquered her dozen or so siblings." The third time Su Yuncheng was questioned about his relationship progress with Lin Nianhe, he replied, "Our relationship is stable, but the entire village of three hundred, young and old, are all trying to snatch her from me." He then turned around, pitifully searching for his delicate childhood sweetheart: "Hehe, when will you make it formal with me?" Lin Nianhe responded offhandedly: "Wait till I finish building this batch of schools." The next day, Lin Nianhe discovered that the sites she'd chosen for the schools had already started construction overnight! [Cool community leader · Unknowingly charming · Little drama queen × Cunning · Self-challenger · Big friendly dog]

Playing under the plum trees and riding on bamboo, those were the days of joyful play. It was when they first met. She was not shy but innocently charming, standing before the breeze with her hair flowing, her complexion as creamy as curds. After waking up, Xu Qingfan had returned to 20 years earlier, to the year 2002. That year, the sky was very blue, the clouds were very white, and the wind was very noisy. That year, his Childhood Sweetheart hadn't gone abroad, their parents hadn't gone grey, and he hadn't the worries of being unaccomplished. That year, he was six, she was five, and they both could fully experience the climate as snowflakes blossomed. PS: This book is also titled "Help, I'm Surrounded by Childhood Sweethearts" and "I Have a Little Too Many Childhood Sweethearts."

Having been a jerk to his childhood sweetheart, Su Zelin deeply regrets it. Fortunately, an accident lets him be reborn back to before the college entrance exam, giving him a chance to make amends. "In this life, I will never be a jerk to Qin Shiqing again! But what if I can't change my jerk nature and can’t help but flirt with her? Then I'll just stay away from her! At this time, Qin Shiqing hasn't fallen for me yet. I'll reveal some exam questions so she can surely get into Tsinghua or Peking University, while I go to another university. From then on, we can each go our separate ways and live well!" The plan was perfect, yet two months later, Su Zelin found himself staring blankly at the prominent 'Zhejiang University' on her admission letter. 'Qin Shiqing, are you a pig? You didn't even get into Tsinghua or Peking University!' 'Sorry, I misestimated my score!'

The interview begins: "Boss Gu, what is your view on pursuing women?" "The most important thing is loyalty and protection." The man turned his head to look at the petite woman beside him, his deep-set eyes glowing with utmost affection. "He's obviously cunning and shameless, relentlessly dealing with both friends and in-laws, without any limits..." Shang Xixia's smile was brilliant, but her slightly twitching lips betrayed her silent complaints. "Boss Gu, why did you choose to inherit and manage the Gu Group?" "There are many ways to live life, I want to..." Gu Jingchen's lips curved slightly, exuding a calm elegance. "If I couldn't be at home all the time, Continuing her inner complaints, Shang Xixia glanced with great grievance at the man beside her. ... The most beautiful love is when, after growing up, you are still my beloved childhood sweetheart.

Xu Jiayan is sick, suffering from a condition where he can't stand to see Jiang Yuan cry. Whenever the young girl sheds tears, he just can't help but feel weak in the knees. However, one day, after accidentally catching a glimpse of her slender waist, he feels his condition has worsened. He finds himself wanting to make her cry, yet he has no desire to seek a cure— How fatal! One-liner: A pseudo-sweetheart vs. a true scholar; Childhood friends turn lovers with a twist of love and war; From school uniforms to wedding gowns, only accompanying you.

Tang Chuxia, with her ample bosom, slender waist, and long legs, has a face that's both innocent and sultry. Unfortunately, she's known as a crazy beauty! Gu Beihuai, with wide shoulders, long legs, and a 'hound's waist,' is rigid and highly capable, but he's also willful and extremely arrogant in private. Everyone knows that Gu Beihuai detests his childhood friend Tang Chuxia, and they despise each other on sight. In everyone's view, even if they were the last two people on earth, they would never end up together. However, at a matchmaking event organized by the compound, the charming and seductive Tang Chuxia ends up pinned against a wall, surprisingly by the old-fashioned Gu Beihuai. "Don't you like me?" His hands firmly grasping Tang Chuxia's slender waist, he hears her whisper in his ear: "Once we're married, can I kiss you as much as I want?"

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.