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My name is Alan Wilson. I live in the villa area of Godric's Hollow. I don't smoke, and I only drink a little. I don't insist on winning over others, and I refuse to create enemies that give me a headache or keep me awake at night. However, if I am truly forced to fight, I will not lose to anyone. This is the story of a man who reincarnated as an orphan in the Harry Potter universe. His legendary journey begins in the summer of 1980 before Voldemort's disappeared. _______________ patreon.com/daydreamer7

Description: Get rewards for messing with the Naruto timeline? Hell yeah! My new life starts comfy—getting taken in by Tsunade herself. (Let's call it... uh... 'elderly care', definitely not mooching.) But after I'm settled? Time to cause some real trouble. With my 'help': Hinata becomes a master of stealthy takedowns, Naruto learns dimension-hopping super moves way too early, Nagato shows up demanding justice only to get slapped with debt collection notices by the new Hokage (guess who?), Mei Terumi is forced into idolhood to save her village's economy... and even Itachi has to face the combined judgment of his wife (wait, wife?), mother, and brother! Armed with a system that rewards chaos and walking the razor's edge of ninja world insanity, I'll enjoy Lady Tsunade's... comfort first. Then? I'm flipping this entire damn story upside down! For early access to chapters and to chat with me, be sure to join my channel! Patreon: patreon.com/Tansnovel Discord: https://discord.gg/Pbd2MfZ5

Hoshino Sora thought traveling into the world of Food Wars! would be simple—cook delicious dishes, win hearts, and conquer taste buds. But something felt… off. At Totsuki Academy, the Day Dormitory was ruled by the ever-hungry manager Shizuka Hiratsuka, who sat cross-legged and ordered meals like a queen. Shiina Mashiro excelled at desserts, yet always ended up covered in cream. Akane Kubo Momo pinched her cheeks in annoyance. Jabami Yumeko served plain dishes, but after flashing her unsettling smile, they somehow transformed into masterpieces. Meanwhile, Akame and Kurome Shizuka formed an iron triangle as terrifying judges. Nakiri Erina, Arato Hisako, Mito Ikumi, Tadokoro Megumi, Shiina Mashiro, Jabami Yumeko, Akame, Kurome… one by one, the heroines gathered in the dormitory, cooking together—and ganging up on Sora. “Let’s just say… why am I forced to live in the girls’ dorm?! Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Isn’t this way too much bullying?!” (As everyone knows, this is a food novel.) -------------------------------- 70 advanced chapters are now available on Patreon!

In the magical world of witches, wands, and whispered spells, a curious twist of fate sent young Char into the wizarding realm. As luck (or magic) would have it, he turned out to be a distant relative of none other than Professor Sprout — Hogwarts’ very own Herbology expert. But Char wasn’t just another student with a green thumb. He was bound to a mysterious Planting System that offered magical rewards in exchange for his gardening prowess. “Plant ten Devil’s Snares,” the system would say, and suddenly—Ding! “Congratulations! You’ve received 10 Fragments of Binding Curse Enlightenment. Your Binding Curse is now legendary.” Another day, another seed. “Plant ten Biting Cabbages.” Ding! “You’ve earned 10 Fragments of Sharp Spell Enlightenment. Your spell is now sharp enough to slice through dragon scales.” And so, amidst spell duels and secret chambers, Hogwarts became home to one very focused little wizard. While his classmates were chasing Dark Lords, sneaking into the Forbidden Forest, or narrowly avoiding death at Quidditch practice, Char had more important things to do — like watering his Mandrakes or coaxing Puffapods into bloom. A three-headed dog guarding the Philosopher’s Stone? Not his business. A Basilisk slithering through the pipes? He’s got weeds to pull. The Triwizard Tournament? “Cedric died? That’s… tragic. Let me plant a tree in his memory.” For Char, every problem could be solved with soil, sunlight, and a well-timed spell. His patch of enchanted garden grew lush and legendary. Until one day—disaster struck. “The Death Eaters did WHAT?” “They trampled my saplings?” “They dug up my vegetable patch?!” The ground trembled, the wind howled, and the air filled with the scent of blooming vengeance. ___________________ Join me on [Patreon.com/ coolperry] for extra chapters.

Harry Potter has always been considered an odd boy; everyone around him knows it. His eyes are too aware, and his intelligence seems almost unnatural. This mystery lingers, even for Harry himself, until one fateful day when he suddenly remembers the man he once was. With the weight of his past life flooding back, Harry realizes that the magical world is far more treacherous than the one he left behind. As he navigates the dangers and challenges that come his way, he finds himself at a crossroads—will he succumb to the darkness that surrounds him, or will he rise above it all?

Voyage: Succubus Little Boy, Reversed By Robin Nami Ayr traveled through the world of pirates and became a little boy. Accidentally rescued by Robin Nami. At this time, the light body can easily overturn the system binding and awaken the succubus physique! Full of attraction to the opposite sex! If you are pushed back by the opposite sex, you will be rewarded. Thus, Ayr's happy life began. Robin: Ayr-chan, there are many ways to play Flower-Flower Fruit, you have to experience it~ Nami: Ayr, the cat in my room can do backflips, do you want to come and see~ Empress: Ayr~I am...I am about to die~ Bonny: How old do you like Ayr? I can do it~ Yamato: What is Oden? This one only belongs to Ayr! Ayr: Rayleigh what are you doing? I really have no idea about Shakky! Momonosuke: I don’t want to be attacked by shemales? Bigmom? Leave far away! Don’t be bothered by Laozi! During Marine's pursuit, Hina, Momousagi, and others fell one after another. Akainu: What? Am I being cheated on by Ayr? Five Elders: What? Lord Yim was also taken care of by Ayr?

After defeating Kaguya, Naruto finds himself in a new dimension with humans that had the inability to use chakra. As the last of his kind, with all nine Bijuus and with both yin and yang seal, Naruto blames himself for the death of his comrades. Wil he find people to call his precious ones in this supernatural world? Or will he fall to despair? Not very good at summary Want to know well you have to add this book to you library and read it.

Victor Black—a lab rat on the run, a certified lunatic, and the host of a symbiote named Venom who shares his aggressive addiction to chocolate. On his way to Nevermore Academy, he somehow managed to hitch a ride with the Addams family. On his very first day, fueled by sheer, unadulterated audacity, Victor successfully scammed his way into the girls' dormitory. Thus began his chaotic domestic life with the queen of woe, Wednesday, and the sunniest werewolf alive, Enid. Sure, he lost the turf war against the two girls and ended up with a sleeping bag on the floor right outside the bathroom... but Victor isn’t complaining. He’s living in the girls' dorm, for crying out loud. He’d sleep inside the toilet bowl if it meant keeping the address. This is the story of a chaotic boy raised by his vampire sister, who—oops—accidentally raised him using a dusty copy of The Gentleman’s Guide to Becoming an Incubus instead of a normal parenting book. Now, he’s at Nevermore to raise hell, shake up the world, and—cough—maybe find a little romance along the way. Victor insists he’s a model student who never causes trouble. Never mind that he runs a black-market weapons ring on campus, turned the annual Poe Cup canoe race into a full-scale reenactment of the D-Day landings, likes to flip off Gorgons' beanies just to see the snakes, or asks werewolf professors exactly what it feels like to streak in public... Aside from that? Total angel. Featured Universes: Wednesday, Hotel Transylvania

Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story. This fic is being posted on behalf of the amazing author The Santi. In addition to the 12 chapters originally posted on Fanfiction.net, this will also include the additional 6 chapters posted on Dark Lord Potter. I will attempt to continue the story myself, unless the original author chooses to continue or actually grants permission for another author to continue the story. I have done my best to keep all the original formatting and scene breaks.

A fanfic based on the Versatile Mage fandom. The main character is reborn into the body of an orphan from the same city as the original protagonist. He goes through the entire canon path with him, changing it somewhat to his advantage. He receives a magical time element as a bonus and anticipates his brilliant future, but a non-canon situation occurs—the original protagonist falls under the control of a local Chthonic Divine-level entity in the form of the Dark King from the Dark Dimension. After which our main character dies at the hands of his comrade, managing to cast an experimental reincarnation spell before death. He awakens in an identical world at the start of the canon period, in the body of his acquaintance Mu Bai, nicknamed the Tea Boy. And this time, he intends to save humanity from genocide. *** Original name: Маг на полную ставку - Правильный чайный мальчик