annoying orange fanfiction

Reborn as the sarcastic, black-haired twin of Draco Malfoy, Orion had a simple plan: ignore the pureblood politics, torment his father with logic, and push magic to its absolute breaking point. When a blue screen popped up on his eleventh birthday, he thought he’d hit the jackpot. A System? In a magical world? It was the ultimate cheat code. At least, until it spoke. Enter Sparkle: a sentient, sarcastic, and aggressively unhelpful "System" who refuses to give him quests, stats, or a manual. Instead, she demands he "live his life" and stumble blindly into obscure conditions to unlock rewards ranging from useless Gobstones to legendary Phoenix Tears. Now, Orion must navigate Hogwarts with a brother who has more hair gel than brain cells and a voice in his head that treats his life like a reality TV show. He doesn't want to be a hero; he just wants to figure out if setting a mountain troll on fire counts as an achievement. *** Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter nor any characters in this fanfic, except for the idea of this fanfic story. I have no intention of monetizing this story, nor any intention of enforcing a copyright infringement.

The first compilation of my Harunaru stories. ( BOOK I ) The Prodigious Son of Konoha Haruto Uzumaki is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader OC replace Naruto epic story. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. ( BOOK II ) The Prodigious Son of Rose-Xiao Long Haruto Uzumaki is reincarnated in the world of Remnant as the only son of Rose-Xiao Long house. With his new family and friends, Haru find himself getting wrapped in a complex web of tragic lives, eerily similar to his previous one. ( BOOK III ) Angel of the Dead In a dark alternate timeline, Haruto Uzumaki has fought through his world's zombie apocalypse... now he must save a doomed future from the extinction of the human race. Can he defeat a greater nemesis? A Highschool of the Dead fic. Harem! ( BOOK IV ) A Fighter Amongst the Demons In fighting and in life there are three things to remember: keep your hands up, your chin down, and move forward. When someone with this mentality and a very bizarre personality find that his life is far weirder than he ever thought, that's when his fists become more than meets the eye. Naruto x Inuyasha story. Harem! Genderbender. Naruko=Fem Inuyasha and Satsuki= Fem Sesshoumaru ( BOOK V ) The Traitorous Prince of Konoha Haru Namikaze is neglected, but he's fine with that. His younger sister Naru deserves the training since she's the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki. Taking over Itachi's role, he slaughters the Uchiha clan and escapes the village in search of the Akatsuki, preparing to infiltrate it for the sake of his village. Warning! Incest! Slightly crossover with RWBY as Ruby replacing Hidan and MC's partner. ( BOOK VI ) The Crimson Princess & The Golden King Everything that Haruto Namikaze had, his family, his friends; all of them were taken from him. He saw and experienced the darkness and the cruelty of the world, it changed him, turned him into something different. This time, instead of becoming a savior of the people, he will be the king who rules over all. Naruto/DxD/Fate fusion fic. ( BOOK VII ) Remnant of the God of War The time of Gods has long since passed, and the mortals of Remnant have forged their own path in their absence. But true legends are never lost to the flow of time. Especially not the legend of the mortal who became a God and slayed his kin, his legacy passing through the generations to the present where his last living descendant has begun his own path to becoming a warrior. RWBY and God of War fic. ( BOOK VIII ) Crusade of Eostia A thousands-strong army of Christians is sent to a faraway land known as Eostia. Their leader, the Duke of Whirlingpool witnesses the evil and scum that is the Black Dogs and vows to slaughter every single one in the name of God. A Kuroinu isekai/crack story with original characters based on Naruto, DxD, and RWBY inspired characters. ( BOOK IX ) A Gamindustrian Tale Gamindustri is a war torn world after the humans rejected the True Goddess. Now years later, in an effort to save themselves, a rebel traverses through the Goddess's holy land, Celestia, in order to convince her to come back and restore the world once again. A Neptunia fic with Undertale inspired story (Featuring Facifist and Genocide Routes). ( BOOK X ) Into the Metaverse It's the middle of spring in the year 2016. Haruto Namikaze is a normal high-school student, living a normal high-school life. Sort of. Yes, he has magical power he can use to destroy peoples' souls—no, he doesn't think that's a problem. And it isn't. Or at least it wasn't. Not until now. A reimagined Persona 5 story with the main cast is replaced by my OC Haruto and Naruto characters. ( BONUS ) Tale of the Rabbit Princess Hagoromo chose not to split the Juubi into nine Biijuu. Instead he chose to pass the divine beast down to his third child, the progenitor of the Uzumaki. Yuri! NaruHina fic.

Players, those with questionable judgment and difficult to manage, tend to act very randomly. The Pokémon world, while beautiful, hides unpredictable dangers within. If players enter the Pokémon world, what impact will they have on it? Red didn't know, but he was certain he would put them in their place if they dared to challenge him. *I make this novel for fun *MC is a good guy *Not my art, if you are the artist who draw this, you can told me to put this image down

When God created the world, He didn't plan for anything to be really Orange besides the Fruit... But hey! Even my God can't create everything so perfect, right? Paint everything orange....... Starting with the nobility of a certain Redhead... . . . . . . . . . . . Traslation

What happens when you reincarnate as Stiles Stilinski in Orange County with a cheat, making you even more of a chad? A super Alpha among ordinary humans. Bikinis, buttocks, sports, parties, no sleep... —Newport Beach Stiles Stilinski! One of those tired mornings. Looking at the super hot transfer student, Stiles went completely OOC, chadly thoughts blooming in his head: 'Please don't look my way. Please don't fall for me...' //Tagged: Orange County, Riverdale, Teen Wolf, Cheat, Supernatural, ETC. ****************** My thoughts on this book: I don't remember the main show in minute detail; I have a terrible memory, so don't expect master intrigue. The emphasis is on character growth. If we must say so. You get the picture. Hopefully, it'll be a slow Romance fic, restful and wholesome. I'll write it for the sake of heartwarming and sticky romance. Shouts: Except for Stiles' supernatural abilities, the Supernatural does not exist. In this fic, only a few TW characters will be relevant! You don't need to ask why...

Can Haruto survive a new life in Naruto world with an annoying author? Probably... will be driven to insanity! (This is the first thing in writing other than for school so please excuse my uncreativeness or my spelling. I will edit stuff if you let me know in the comments. ) Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto. Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto. I’m not creative enough or dedicated enough to pull something like he did. However my OC’s are something I invented after using a random name generator and having a decent direction I wanted the character to go through.

Just Regular High School Dude Died from Truck-kun and Reincarnated. I will update the new chapter every Sunday.

After Naruto defeated Madara and the 10-tailed beast, Kami sent him to his new destiny in Westeros. Found by Robert and Ned, Naruto will face the battles for the 7 kingdoms. Now the Stags, Wolves and Lions must deal with the Fox as Naruto will shift the game for the Iron Throne. Story written by choejhulk9 who is a great author with several great stories that you should check it out. Unfortunately this story was abandoned.

[Ding! The 'Randomly Spend' Tycoon System is at your service.] On her way to work, Yun Zijin was bound by a system named 'Randomly Spend'. [Spending Task Completed. A 2x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Villa No. 1 at Xingyu Mansion. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] [Spending Task Completed. A 3x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Dingsi Building. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] ... Yun Zijin was dazzled by the system's rewards, only to be told that her wealthy parents had found her? That she's the true daughter of the Xia Family of Dijing? Being bound to the Tycoon System was exciting for Yun Zijin, but she refused to be part of any cliché wealthy family drama. The Xia Family of Dijing? Yun Zijin: Get lost! Don't even think about associating with me!

Bai Su, who transmigrated into a book set in the interstellar Beast World, has only one interest: making delicious food at the orphanage, raising children, and enjoying her hard-won new life. Future's great villains? The cubs are all super well-behaved in front of her! The Federation Leader comes to freeload a meal, and his disability is cured! The business emperor comes to freeload a meal, and his infertility is solved! The obese little female gets thinner the more she eats, gradually growing into the number one beauty of the Beast World. She also attracts the number one genius doctor of the interstellar era and the interstellar great captain. The villainous cubs, driving warships and controlling ten thousand beasts: "If you want to get close to our Mom, you'll have to withstand our cannon fire first!" The Federation Leader laughs in anger: "You dare to bomb my armory? Courting death!" The gloomy and bloodthirsty emperor: "A bunch of little trash! You think I'm afraid of you?" The doctor's face turns ashen: "Either give back my research results, or die!" The interstellar great captain dangerously shoulders a Barrett: "I see you're all dying to get locked up." Bai Su smiles and peeks her head out, holding a gleaming kitchen knife: "Time to eat! What are you all doing?" The big shots and the little villains, harmoniously putting their arms around each other's shoulders in a picture of fatherly love and filial piety: "Coming~~"