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Fu Xin woke up and found herself as a mother on a reality show, where she had abused her biological son into depression, faced online boycott, and ultimately became a disgraced mother. However, Fu Xin remained unfazed because the plot had yet to begin. As long as she acted badly enough, she wouldn't be able to keep up with him. So, when the program started, while other mothers were getting up early, preparing delicious breakfast, coaxing their babies to wake up, and worrying about their temper tantrums, Fu Xin and her son had a different approach. The five-year-old little one would get up on his own, tidy himself up, and tirelessly try to wake his mom up! He would climb trees to get bird eggs, fish in the river, and dig snakes in the fields, leaving his dear mother worried. Fu Xin claimed that she only wanted to act badly, but her little one was so amazing that he became the "most desired baby by netizens of the year,". It was to the point that people even wanted to steal him by putting him in a sack. It was evident how popular her little one was. Naturally, Fu Xin gained attention as well. This made netizens bitter, and they started to make sarcastic comments. They claimed Fu Xin was a discarded woman from a wealthy family, and her rich husband never showed up. Unexpectedly, the next moment, the rumored CEO, known for not returning home and rarely appearing in public, sent out lawyer letters personally. Fu Xin: "What's going on? How come this wealthy husband, who never appeared in the original story, is joining the fray?" Jiang Yi: "Our son and I waited for you for a lifetime in our previous life. Finally, in this life, we have you back!" Fu Xin: "So, I transmigrated... into myself?!"

Xia Xin was reborn with a System and returned to the eve of her parents' death! In her previous life, her parents died instantly in a car accident on the highway due to a property dispute. In this new life, Xia Xin successfully changed the fate of her entire family! Xia Xin was initially already loved by animals, and her ability to communicate with them was further awakened after her rebirth. In the zoo, she became friends with the animals. Even large animals behaved like docile kittens in front of her. On the African savannah, she encountered magnificent lions, and in the vast ocean, she danced with sharks. Xia Xin's life was thriving in no time, and major media outlets lined up to interview her. Numerous celebrities came to the zoo to record variety shows. In a game segment on a show, a male superstar and a female guest faced each other to measure their heartbeats, and his heart remained calm and unaffected. But the moment Xia Xin appeared, the previously stable heartbeat of the superstar skyrocketed. That night, the door of the hotel room next to the superstar suddenly opened, and Xia Xin and a man walked out together. Flames of jealousy ignited in the superstar's eyes. However, Xia Xin pulled him back into the room and stood on her tiptoes to kiss him in a domineering manner. The man's expression instantly changed, and his intense jealousy vanished. The irritable top star quickly transformed into an affectionate companion. Xia Xin smirked, thinking that this man was too easily appeased as a single kiss was enough to calm him down. She was genuinely worried that other little vixens would successfully seduce him. The man lowered his gaze, looked at her as if he could read her mind, and thought, 'Who else but you would have this power over me?'

Fidgeting with my fingers, I tried my best to stand straight without falling back and embarrassing myself in the presence of all these men I have no idea who the hell are. “Sign it” he ordered one more time pushing the papers to me. I stood still unable to get what he wants from me. “Rule No 1, Never ever try defying my orders” his hands instantly gripped my neck in a dangerous hold and he put his Gun on my forehead, his finger very close to the Trigger. Looking at the Gun in his hand, a relieved smile made to my lips. After all, he is going to gift me eternal liberty. “Why the hell are you smiling, do you think this is some joke Iril Ranallo?” he growled. Realization dawned upon me, hearing him speak. How the hell am I supposed to say that they have kidnapped me than my sister? “Speak up Goddammit” He screamed scaring the shit out of me. I sucked on my lips as my throat turned dry, moving my fingers towards my throat I signaled him that I was mute. His eyebrows turned into a thin line and immense shock was evident when he shrieked… “What the Fu…….” ********* Life is tough for ladies in Mafia families and it is nothing less than sheer torture for specially abled. Born in one of the influential and powerful Mafia families, I had every materialistic thing the world could not even dream of. But being lost my voice in the horrendous incident, I was the ignored piece. Unlike my sister Iril who manages most of the business and stuff, I am confined to my room and the world outside is just a dream for me. All I prayed for 23 years is an escape from this prison and finally, when my prayers are answered, I was kidnapped by some men. I was taken to some strange place in the middle of a deep ocean, almost like a stranded island. Men looking nothing less than beasts and the one they call Boss stares at me with despise. I am forced to sign some papers, of which I have no idea about but all I knew is the liberation I seek from one Prison has stranded me up in some unwanted prison of which I knew nothing about!! Careful of What you wish for, lest it come true! And now, I have realized that in return for dreams, I received a Nightmare!!!

[Warning: Mature content/R18] Jack Morris lived for desire. As a notorious stripper in an exclusive women-only nightclub, he indulged in secret affairs and forbidden pleasures — especially with married women. But his thrill-seeking life ended the moment he got caught with the wrong wife. ‎ ‎Death wasn’t the end. ‎ ‎Reborn as Druski Hart, Jack awakens with a mysterious system known as S.E.X ONLINE — a twisted program that feeds on lust and rewards him with real money, influence, and intoxicating power for every sinful act he commits. ‎ ‎------------------------ ‎[Welcome to S.E.X ONLINE, host] ‎ ‎[Name: Druski Hart] ‎ ‎[Age: 24] ‎ ‎[Level: 0] ‎ ‎[Body count: 0] ‎ ‎[scenes: 0] ‎ ‎[Rank: 0] ‎------------------------- ‎What begins as a dream turns into an obsession. With every woman conquered, every porn scene shot, and every desire fulfilled, Druski climbs higher — turning sex into wealth and wealth into dominance. ‎ ‎Druski must build his own Adult Empire — one seduction at a time — before the cost of his desires consumes him completely. ‎ ‎----------------------------- ‎Additional tags ‎ ‎✓Smut/R18 ‎✓Harem ‎✓Game elements|Stats|Quests ‎✓Smart MC ‎------------------------- ‎(Release schedule) ‎ 2 chapters per day https://discord.gg/Q5yNMy3HQ

It is a collection of some of the best adult stories that were available on the internet and some I wrote, so the credit goes to them and a little to me, so enjoy while it's still work or flow...

Meliza Lizondra had spent years on the run, hiding from a powerful man she had dared to cross all because of her first love. She blamed her foolish heart for the choices that had cost her everything: her family, friends, and the security of a normal life. Now, she lived in the shadows, moving from city to city, constantly looking over her shoulder, trapped in a relentless cycle of regret and survival. Ethan Almendraz was more than just the country's most eligible bachelor. He wasn't famous for his striking looks or sharp intellect alone; he was the formidable CEO of one of the nation's most powerful conglomerates. Ruthless in business and even more merciless when it came to matters of the heart, he had spent years hunting down the woman who had betrayed him. Iza. The only woman he had ever loved. The one who had shattered his heart and disappeared without a trace. He couldn't forgive her. He wouldn't. His only goal was to make her suffer, to make her realize exactly what she had lost. And when he found her, he would ensure she paid the price for her deception. But fate had other plans. When Meliza received an invitation to her best friend's wedding, she hesitated. The idea of stepping back into familiar territory, of surrounding herself with ghosts from a life she had abandoned, sent a shiver of fear down her spine. But loneliness was a cruel companion, and despite the risk, she longed for a taste of the past, if only for two days. She convinced herself she would be careful. She was wrong. Because Ethan was there too. The moment their eyes met for the first time after five years, the past came crashing down. For Meliza, it was like being thrust into a nightmare, the suffocating reminder of the man who had destroyed her, the one she had once loved so desperately. Hatred burned through her veins, but underneath it, buried beneath layers of pain and regret, was something far more dangerous. Something she refused to name. For Ethan, the sight of her was a spark to a fire that had never truly died. Years of fury and betrayal reignited in his chest, fueling the storm that had driven him to search for her all this time. He had waited too long for this moment. Now, she was within reach, and there would be no escape this time. She had once brought him to his knees. Now, it was his turn to make her beg. As their worlds collided once more, hatred and desire tangled in a dangerous game of vengeance and longing. Would they destroy each other, or would the fire consume them both again?

I'm Kenny Clark, German Descent. This is Miami, city of paradise, the City of Sin. Socialites packed in, drug lords running loose. This is the world of money and power, the realm of guns and death. This is the playground for opportunities and adventurers, the abyss of despair and helplessness. I'm just a kid from the chaotic slums. Until one day, fate underwent a dramatic change. My VR game turned into reality! My life has become one game instance after another! I can get everything! Passing the game instance, my physical fitness improves and I can gain countless abilities. Lock picking, piano, hand-to-hand combat, shooting... Until I'm standing at the top of the human pyramid. Wealth, power, women, they'll all become my prey.

A modern-day entrepreneur is reincarnated into a medieval realm teeming with magic and mythical creatures. Realizing the untapped potential for adult entertainment, he decides to revolutionize this conservative world by introducing an array of erotic services and products. From steamy illustrated materials and magical enhancements to exclusive live performances, his innovative ideas quickly capture the interest of the populace, sparking both admiration and controversy. As his adult empire flourishes, he faces fierce opposition from the church, which deems his endeavors immoral and launches relentless campaigns to shut him down. Undeterred, he uses his modern business acumen and newfound magical abilities to outsmart his adversaries, setting up secret networks and securing loyal allies. The novel follows his tumultuous journey, filled with exhilarating successes, devastating setbacks, and intense confrontations with powerful foes. Throughout his quest, the protagonist navigates internal team conflicts, betrayal, and competition from rival groups, all while infusing his creations with elements of humor, fantasy, and sensuality. With R18-rated scenes woven seamlessly into the narrative, the novel offers readers an enticing blend of erotic escapades and a gripping tale of ambition and resilience in an enchanting, fantastical world. Author's Note:- Thank you for visiting my novel page. Chapter 6 , 7, 14, 15, 32 & 66 are a bit more erotic. Proceed with caution. Discord link:- https://discord.gg/Bu9vph4W

“Adam can’t talk to girls, he must like men,” “Adam still wears tighty-whities,” “Adam doesn’t like looking at porn,” crap like that. I knew their true reason for picking on me – I was just another geeky, socially awkward kid who had a tendency to talk in a way considered too ‘proper’ for middle school, and an inability to talk to girls. The ‘proper’ talk was how my parents raised me. The inability to talk to girls, well, that was just a gift from God. Adam's Story>>>>>