boy gets wedgie stories

If it hadn't been a misdiagnosis for a terminal illness, she wouldn't have dared to mess with him even if she had ten thousand guts. "Mr. Huo, shall we play a game of heartbeats?" ... The next day, there were two more red booklets. "What... what are these?" "Permits for legally having a second child." And just like that, a single heartbeat game turned her into Mrs. Huo, and from then on, she had a god-like husband and was accompanied by a cute little bun...

"Buddy, that woman has woken up." Tomorrow was Wen Ruoqing's wedding day, but someone dragged her and sent her to a hotel. Wen Ruoqing woke up and found there was a camera in front of the bed, waiting to shoot her steamy scene with two guys. Wen Ruoqing escaped from the window and fell in the arms of Ye Sichen, the most powerful man in this city. Wen Ruoqing removed Ye Sichen's bathrobe and kissed him... After an erotic night, Wen Ruoqing wanted to leave quietly. However, Ye Sichen stopped her, "No women dared to climb onto my bed. You know what you deserve." Oh hell, she offended the most powerful man. She was screwed! Unexpectedly, Ye Sichen offered her... a marriage certification?!

At age 3, she knew who she wanted to marry. At age 10, she gave away her first kiss. At age 20, she became his personal bodyguard. For her childhood best friend to still run away after all this, what was the point of her learning marital art all these years? The saddest thing to come out of all this was the fact that she was the one feeling burdened all this time… Five years later. “Mommy! How come I am so cute but I do not have a daddy?” “How should I know? Go ask your daddy!” Xia Yuxun watched the newly married couple through the TV screen and answered without looking back. Half an hour later, at the live wedding that was being broadcasted, a crying child was grabbing onto the groom’s leg and screaming “daddy”. The man stared at the miniature version of himself and asked, “Where’s your mommy?” Xia Yuxun, who was watching this live show gulped, “You brat, you are digging your mom a hole!”

Before her rebirth, she was abandoned by her parents, then murdered by her seemingly pure but vile younger sister. After her rebirth, she kicked all her scum boyfriends to the curb and began a campaign of abuse against the superficially perfect. Rumors were rife on the internet that Qin Sheng was a kept woman? A bunch of computer nerds, "Let's hack the keyboard warriors' computers." The first director, "Boss, have you written the script yet?" The medical expert, "Sheng Sheng, our research institute will give you 100 million. When will you be able to join our team?" A famous painter, "Sister Sheng, take me along when you hold your art exhibition." The CEO of a billion-dollar company, "Boss, when are you going to publicly disclose your identity?" Finally, a big boss pulled Qin Sheng into his arms. "Sheng Sheng, I've transferred all the assets under my name to you." Netizens, "?? This world has suddenly become crazy?" She was a business genius, a computer genius, a legendary screenwriter, a legendary painter, and a legendary medical expert. It remained to be seen how she would create flourishing prosperity. (The male protagonist has a propensity for recognizing bitches, but is infinitely sweet and doting to the female protagonist!)

"Dragons and their spawn rule the skies, the land, and the seas... humanity survives in the cracks, dreaming of a comeback." _____ Power comes from the beast you tame. Wolves, hawks, snakes, spiders, chimeras, the stronger your summon, the brighter your future. Too bad for our protagonist. When everyone else summoned salamanders, eagles, troll dogs(not doge) or tigers, he got… Well, let’s just say the only thing lower on the food chain is dirt. Laughed at, bullied, and living as the butt of every joke, he’s not exactly winning. But giving up isn’t an option... His aging parents sold everything for his "failed" chance, and he won’t let it be for nothing. But hey, this is his story. The weakest beast tamer? Here’s the thing about being at the bottom: it teaches you how to climb. And dragons? Turns out they start small too. As kingdoms crumble under greed and external threats, the weakest tamer begins his rise. Follow his path as he unlocks a potential so rare, so terrifying, it leads to dragons… Every evolutionary line leads to the strongest ‘SSS Dragons’. _______ Warning: Contains world-ending dragons, ridicule-fueled underdog revenge, dragon-scaled protagonist, morally questionable nobles, insane creature evolutions and enough twists to make you wonder if weakest really means luckiest. A MC who’s out to prove everyone wrong… even if it kills him. Spoiler alert: It won’t. For those who love a whole lot of fun, this one’s for you. If you’re looking for a darker story, look somewhere else (Maybe Utopian System (;) This one’s about having fun and taming expectations. _______ We will use the same Discord from my first book, come join! https://discord.gg/W3CjfC2cw4 _______ Silly tags that seem to matter a lot to some readers: No Yaoi, No Yuri, Possibly Harem (Vote! I can write either, and in any case, there will be multiple girls. The only difference is whether he chooses one in the end or goes the "liberal" route.... democracy is yours!), No NTR.

Charlie Thompson, seventeen, grew up in a poor and remote village and now makes a living as a deliveryman. He has only just recovered from the stab wounds that nearly killed him, and the treatment has drained almost all of his savings. Even so, he can feel his life shifting. When he was in the hospital, his jade pendant stirred and a stream of cultivation and medical knowledge poured into his mind. From that moment on, he knew everything was about to change.

At the age of ten, he shyly called out "Sister Jiang," a slender, small boy obedient like a little milk dog. She imitated the adults, kissing his forehead to comfort him. When they met again, he was dressed in a sharp suit with gold-rimmed glasses, his every move as noble and pure as glimmering frost and snow, unapproachably lofty. Tearing off that scholar's disguise, he finally revealed his fangs in the darkness. "Isn't this what you taught me?" he whispered, encircling her slim waist from behind and seeking a kiss, his voice seductive, nearly playful as he called out those two words, "Sister Jiang." Jiang Jiu only then realized that the other party had long since become an obsessive and scheming mad dog, in a place she knew not of.

After graduating from college, Liu Zheng returned to his hometown because his brother was injured, propping up the small family clinic. However, following an accidental fall in the mountains, he was fortunate enough to have a serendipitous encounter. From then on, he wielded medicine in his left hand and martial arts in his right. The villagers of the small mountain village stepped onto the path to wealth!

"Jiang Yu transmigrates into a novel and becomes a side character in the book. In the book, she's a long-lost daughter of the Jiang family. She returns to the wealthy family and the socialite circle calls her idiotic, trashy, and ugly. They ostracize her and despise her. Only her stepsister, Jiang Wan, treats her well. She is completely dependent on Jiang Wan and tells her the secret of how she had saved her four brothers. In the end, all the credit is snatched by Jiang Wan. Her stepsister becomes the apple of her brothers' eyes while she is isolated with no want to turn to for help. She dies with grievances. Jiang Yu, the real all-rounder who has just transmigrated, directly kicks one of her brothers, sending him rolling! Her face is filled with disgust. My fate cannot be decided by the author! ————————— Later, her brothers realize the truth, and they all fight to spoil her: A new aristocrat of the business world who's worth billions says, ""How dare you show off a necklace worth only 100 million yuan in front of my sister?"" A medical sage, the world-renowned genius second brother: ""How dare you provoke my sister. Do you have a death wish?"" The third brother, a top singer and dancer, says, ""My sister is THE fairy. Who do you think you are?"" The fourth brother, a racing rookie and school prince who slays all young girls, says, ""If you don't kneel down and apologize to my sister, you can forget about leaving this street."" Then there's that ruthless and fearsome man. He dotes on her excessively, loving her so much to the point of craziness. He tortures all the scumbags for her, yet he's afraid that her hand would hurt. He holds her hand and says, ""Yu'er, don't make me leave."" Brothers: Let go of that stinky paws of yours!! If you want to marry my sister, you must pass the test! This is a heartwarming story about sibling love and romantic love. Imagine, if you had four brothers, how would you get along with them? If you are interested in this story, please add to your Library and let us know~ "

Before her death, Xia Wan has seen her own family being set up and killed, her beloved recognizing the wrong person as his savior, and their engagement party! Even her upperclassman had run a blade through her chest, snarling spitefully, "Xia Bing will have everything with your death! It was Xia Bing again! She stole all of Xia Wan's accomplishments and her lover's, but wanted her dead as well! And yet, Xia Wan could not say a word against her! However, when she thought that her death was inevitable, Xia Wan was reincarnated to a day 18 years ago, when her whole family was still alive and before all tragedy began! This time, she swore that she will have her family stay safe, healthy and happy. Insincere skanks trying to stop her? She slapped them until they cry! Scumbags wanting to date her? Xia Wan: Sorry, you're too ugly. After chasing off everyone and finally earning some peace, Xia Wan was going to sleep when someone knocked on her door. She opened it to find her beloved from the last life!"Do I happen to fit your type?" The sight of his white shirt and slightly bared chest left Xia Wan clutching her bleeding nose. Xia Wan: Men are too sexy in a white shirt! This is against the rules! A certain man: That doesn't matter. Bringing my wife home is more important!