cry me a river fanfic

p atreon.com/KeyofStars for more chapters report issues @discord.com/GVBdncd9Wr 100 powerstones = 1 extra chapter 1000 powerstones = free Tier 1 membership giveaway Zhuge Lan brought the [Emotion Value System] and made a great name for himself in Douluo! Because his soul skills are too strange, he knelt down and cried when he was banned. 100% of the time, his sword was caught with bare hands: Kneel down, you little jerk! The Eye of the Sage: Whoever you stare at will get pregnant and give birth in one hour! Hateful Curse: If you hit me, you will have diarrhea, and if you hit me again, you will have dysmenorrhea! ...... Tang San: Kneel down first when you meet him, and you will have dysmenorrhea if you hit him! Is this person poisonous?! Tang Hao: I punched him to vent my anger on my son, and he had diarrhea so much that he couldn't raise his head for the rest of his life! Zhu Zhuqing: Lan is so handsome, I don't understand why you are afraid? Qian Renxue: You have seen my true female form for a long time, and you are still arm in arm with me? A certain extra: The blue devil is coming, run away! ! !

[Game Characters + Memes + Final Tragedy + Protagonist Drama Queen] Mu Yang transmigrated to the continent of Teyvat, obtaining the Character Popularity System. As long as he gained enough popularity points, his strength would grow, and he could even customize his own storylines, which would inversely affect the parallel world of Earth. Thus, Mu Yang began his wild antics. Meanwhile, on parallel Earth, Discussions about him in forums and livestreams grew more and more fervent. "The new character is way too handsome, fam, I'm crying rivers!" "What did this sudden character just say? That he's gonna slay Stormterror?" "I, the Honest Truth Sovereign, declare that Mu Yang is definitely the one who assassinated the Geo Archon! If I'm wrong, I'll top up your constellations for you!" ... Later on, players began to realize— Every year during the Lantern Rite, all the Liyue characters would reunite, Yet Mu Yang was never among them. When his backstory was slowly unveiled, The entire internet cried out— "MiHoYo, stop hurting Mu Yang already!" "He's suffered too much!" "We miss you, Yang..." And what did Mu Yang himself have to say about it? "Hahah!" --- Advance chapters: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi

Lin Yun transmigrated into the world of Martial Universe and became Lin Dong's cousin. He awakened a task system that allowed him to assign tasks to himself. Thus, Lin Yun began his path of self-cultivation. Task: Practice Tongbei Fist 1000 times. Reward: Tongbei Fist Mastery (Perfected). Task: Break through to Body Tempering Seventh Layer. Reward: Physique +1, Comprehension +1. Task: Defeat Lin Dong in the clan competition. Reward: Root Bone +10, Luck +10, Divine Grade Automatic Alchemy Furnace. Task: Capture Lin Qingtan's heart. Reward: Charm +10, Innate Yin Sha Qi. Task: Intercept Ling Qingzhu in the ancient tomb. Reward: Physique +10, Charm +10, Top-tier Spear Technique Talent. By constantly creating tasks for himself and cultivating like a maniac, Lin Yun far surpassed his peers in both martial arts and mental energy. Lin Dong cried. He had the Ancestral Stone and Little Marten, but he still couldn't keep up with Lin Yun. Lin Yun said, "An enemy defeated by my hand will never be considered my opponent. I'll give you time to catch up, until you can no longer see me in the distance." TL Synposis: Lin Yun, a transmigrator in the Great Yan Dynasty, finds himself in the world of Martial Universe as a minor character. Disappointed to find Lin Dong has already claimed the Ancestral Stone, Lin Yun resolves to rely on himself. A mysterious Task System binds to him, offering rewards for completing self-assigned tasks, turning tedious cultivation into a rewarding game. Leveraging the system, Lin Yun rapidly improves his martial arts and cultivation realm, quickly surpassing his peers, including the protagonist Lin Dong. His rising strength attracts attention within the Lin Clan and leads to conflicts with rival families like the Lei and Xie. As he navigates family politics and external threats, Lin Yun continues to exploit the Task System, acquiring powerful techniques, spiritual treasures, and even taming formidable demonic beasts, all while subtly influencing the original plot and the lives of those around him.

In the middle of the noisy city, there is an Izakaya that only operates between 7 pm and 12 pm. The food here is very high-end and delicious, but the price is not expensive! Any ordinary ingredient can shine with brilliance as long as it is in the hands of the owner. And countless people became crazy and obsessed with his cooking! ---------------------- Advanced chapters at p@treon

In order to save her sister, Jiang Mumu came to the continent of Teyvat and let the seven clones grow up freely. When the plot began, she frantically collected emotional feedback from players and game characters. - Mondstadt, she is Diluc's only biological sister, a non-staff member of the Knights of Favonius, the favorite of all Mondstadts, and even has a good relationship with ladies... - Liyue, she is the youngest Liyue Qixing in charge of the Millelith, and she works hard for the security of Liyue, and has close relationships with Ningguang, Ganyu and others... - Inazuma, she is the biological sister of Kuki Shinobu, who is naturally thick-skinned. She followed her sister to join the Arataki Gang, but everyone in Inazuma likes her very much... - Sumeru, she is the scholar who is most opposed to the Great Sage of the Sumeru Akademiya, and has always wanted to knock the Great Sage out. She is also Alhaitham's student... - Fontaine, she is Furina's bodyguard and best friend, and has good cooking skills... - Natlan, she is the sister of Kinich, the first choice of the Great Spirit of the Scions of the Canopy, and has extraordinary martial arts... - Snezhnaya, she is Tartaglia's biological sister, joined the Fatui, and is under the command of the [Captain]. Tartaglia has always wanted to poach her... They are all her, but because of the butterfly effect, they all have a bad end, becoming the white moonlight of players and characters... --- Titles: [ 原神：用马甲刀哭玩家和游戏角色 ] Author: [ 莺又 ] ---

(Genshin Impact) (No CP) (Multiple avatars) (Small knife in the early stage, perfect in the later stage) (Card pool character) (The avatar will be resurrected in the later stage) In order to save his sister, Jiang Mumu came to the continent of Teyvat and let the seven clones grow up freely. When the plot began, he frantically collected emotional feedback from players and game characters. - Mondstadt, she is Diluc's only biological sister, a non-staff member of the Knights of Favonius, the favorite of all Mondstadts, and even has a good relationship with ladies... - Liyue, she is the youngest Liyue Qixing in charge of the Thousand Winds Army, and she works hard for the security of Liyue, and has close relationships with Ningguang, Ganyu and others... - Inazuma, she is the biological sister of Shinobu Kuki, who is naturally thick-skinned. She followed her sister to join the Aragaki faction, but everyone in Inazuma likes her very much... - Sumeru, she is the scholar who is most opposed to the Great Sage in the Order Institute, and has always wanted to knock the Great Sage out. She is also Alhaitham's student... - Fontaine, she is Funina's bodyguard and best friend, and has good cooking skills... - Natlan, she is the sister of Big Kinic, the first choice of the Great Spirit of the Hanging Wood People, and has extraordinary martial arts... - Snezhnaya, she is Tartaglia's biological sister, joined the Fatui, and is under the command of the [Captain]. Tartaglia has always wanted to poach her... They are all her, because of the flapping wings of her butterfly, they all have a bad end, becoming the white moonlight of players and characters...

The MC, Kai D. Nobody, accidentally eats the Naki Naki no Mi (Cry-Cry Fruit). The more genuinely he cries, the stronger, faster, and tougher he becomes. Unfortunately, Kai also suffers from an unusual condition: Inside his head lives an entire committee of personalities constantly arguing. Captain Logic – tries to make sensible decisions. Battle Maniac – wants to punch everything. Drama Queen – cries at absolutely everything. Coward Supreme – terrified of everything. Food Inspector – only cares about meals. Romance Expert – falls in love every ten minutes. The personalities are loud enough that Kai often talks back to them in public. Everyone thinks he's insane.

Ayanokouji Ren had a simple plan after being reincarnated into Tokyo: marry his high-society fiancée, Shijou Maki, inherit the family fortune, and live the carefree life of a wealthy playboy. However, destiny had other plans. Ren gains an Emotion Collection System that promises incredible rewards—ranging from Genshin Impact abilities to Jujutsu Kaisen Domain Expansions—provided he can collect seven distinct human emotions. --- Support Me: patreon.com/U22 youtube.com/@animexfirst --- Please Note: I do not own anything in this fanfiction. The copyright belongs to their respective creators.

Amelia Lockhart has one mission: make the top idol Ethan Quinn fall in love with her, then break his heart, so that Ethan Quinn can successfully pass his tribulation and return to his position as a High God. There's just one problem: as the most hated woman on the internet, Amelia is the last person anyone would pair with the nation's golden boy. But when she lands a spot on a dating show alongside Ethan, she sees her chance. She does all the heavy lifting and is dependable enough to make him see her differently. As a result, Ethan starts pretending to be weak. The fans are confused. Their untouchable idol is... blushing? Getting clingy? Calling her "jiejie" in that voice? "Sis, I surrender." "Sis, you can only spoil me like this." Amelia is losing control of the plan. She was supposed to seduce him and walk away. So why is he the one coaxing her to stay, and why is it getting harder to say no?

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"