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Ding! The system activated the mission! [Look at this sick old man in front of you. Let us pull out his oxygen tube and send him off. Let’s give him a peaceful mercy teehee~] Shinomiya Aoba was stunned. The old man mentioned by the dog system seemed to be a little strong... Looking at the Gedo Mado Pipe inserted in the back of 'old age Madara', he was silent and even wanted to laugh, ‘Do you mean his 'oxygen tube'??? You want me to die?!?!?!?!’ In addition... The super suicide missions have been released: [Personally experiencing the ultimate meaning of the Eight Inner Gates! —Take a hard kick of 'Night Guy' and shout out, 'I would not call you the strongest!’] [Give Otsutsuki Kaguya a Thousand-Year Kill! —And record this beautiful moment!] [Art is Explosion... and SpongeBob Squarepants! —-To accompany Deidara to self-destruct!] [Inviting Terumi Mei to host the wedding —No less than a hundred words of congratulations!] In addition, there were many other kinds of death-seeking missions waiting to be opened. And when the main character looked back many years later, everyone was holding back a sentence of "Damn it, he’s crazy!" “This Ninja clearly didn't look very strong, so why did he not die even after doing this?” “This was probably a poor child who had been dragged onto a path of death by a shitty system that’s on seeking death.” Please give this novel 5 stars review and power stone ;) Read a few chapters ahead on readfanfic.com https://w ww.p atreon.c om/RinrinTL Our community on discord: discord. gg /t66agbE

The chapters in the middle (chapters 50 to so) are a bit hard to read since my mood was kind of strange when I wrote them, but the story becomes awesome as time progresses, especially from chapter 140 to the end. --- "What's your "Quirk"?" "Explosion!" "Half-Cold, Half-Hot!" "All-For-One!" "I can pluck out a sticky ball from my head." "..........................." Mineta thought his future was dim, but he suddenly received a system. [Congratulations, you have received a "Dating System"] [Love will make you powerful] [Please do your best and have a lot of lovers] Mineta looked at his 108 cm height, and only one word came to his mind. "Fuck." --- The cover isn't mine, and I got it from the internet. --- Grammar sometimes sucks but bear with it.

After being reincarnated on Blue Star, Ken awakens memories of his past life and proposes the idea of creating Genshin Impact. After his idea is rejected, Ken has a drunken one-night encounter with a girl and awakens the Game Invitation System, which allows him to invite characters from game worlds to visit Blue Star for promotion. As long as the games Ken creates successfully launch on Blue Star, he can unlock a two-way portal between the game world and Blue Star. But after inviting his very first guest, Ken realizes... That woman from that night... was actually Alice! Klee: “Daddy, Klee finally found you!!” Ganyu: “So even non-human beings can integrate into this bustling world. I’m starting to like it here.” Keqing: “All it takes is thigh-high stockings and a schoolgirl uniform to fulfill my wish to enhance Keqing? That’s so easy!” Yae Miko: “It’s been a while since you invited me to Blue Star. Have you forgotten a certain little fox?” Nahida, Raiden Shogun, Kamisato Ayaka… As more and more characters appear on Blue Star, the world slowly begins to realize the truth…

Jing Pu was already max-level the moment he transmigrated. He had mastered everything — music, chess, calligraphy, and painting; strategy and combat — you name it, he excelled at it. But soon, Jing Pu discovered… this was a world of immortal cultivation! So why was he just an ordinary mortal, yet the world’s greatest Sword Immortal and the number one Blade Saint were fighting over who got to chop firewood for him? And why were the top Saintess of the Immortal Realm and the first Demoness of the Demon Realm arguing over who could bring him breakfast in the morning?

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The player may want to kick butt and look cool in his new life in the Forgotten Realms, but how can he when he's a wee widdle halfling? It's time to cheese the hell out of this system! This is a dramatization of an actual playthrough of Baldur's Gate: Enhanced Edition, meant to be used as a strategy guide for new players. Come and learn to cheese, uh, play the game yourself, then be your own hero!

This is my lemon collection. Would you like to have a sample? It is totally free to try! Come, let me make you a glass. Some lemons are sweet. Some are bitter. Some are rotten. And some are stolen from the stand next door and remixed for your pleasure! But don’t worry about all of that. It is all part of the fiction. Please, come over and have a glass. I have made more than a dozen for you to choose. Since I am such an idiot, I am not sure which glass is full and which glass is empty. The glasses are not even placed in order on the table, so please have a check of the volume before enjoying your drink. Who knows, you might find something interesting. If you love my work, you can commission another piece, to be added to your glass. If you don’t want to, please enjoy while it last! This is my lemon collection, come, come and have a look! Have a drink, it’s totally free! Just don’t get too addicted, because that will not be healthy for you! By the way, no kids are allowed! ******************************** If you didn’t understand all of that, it means that this is my fanfiction collection over the years. Some of them are completed – usually one-shots. Some of them are not – most aren’t. Some of them will make you vomit from disgust. Some are parodied, basing on another story I read somewhere. It is totally fine to parody or rewrite another fanfiction, so don’t b*tch about it. Please read the volume title before you b*tch about why the story just abruptly stopped. And if you want more chapters, you can commission it by becoming my patron. Use my penname to search. ******************************** Disclaimer: This collection contains graphical violence and sex scenes. Absolutely no children allowed to drink my lemon! Fanfiction: Naruto. Harry Potter. Fate Stay Night. Disney, and so on… ******************************** Discord Server: https://discord.gg/ffazvKp

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Before marrying Silas, Joyce had only met him three times. A marriage of convenience, a secret agreement, for a term of three years. She's fresh off a heartbreak — the man she chased for years told her they "weren't a good match." Silas has his own baggage: rumor says he's still hung up on a white moonlight who happens to look just like Joyce. So that's all she is. A substitute. ** In the second year of their marriage, on Joyce's birthday, she drank too much and, in front of everyone, tugged on his tie, pinning him underneath her: "You look... a lot like my husband." The Thorne family's second master, known for being rational and unfeeling, was flustered by her that night. He leaned in close to her ear and coaxed in a low voice, "Be good." The next day Joyce woke up to find her lips were swollen. This… Who did this! When she went to question him, she discovered Silas's lip was bitten. He stared at her and said slowly, "You crossed the line first." ** The scandal leaked. At a party, her ex-boyfriend stepped in: "She's mine. Who dares talk?" Then Silas walked in. The room went silent. "Yours? Since when?" "Joyce, tell me. Whose are you?" So much for the secret marriage. So much for being a substitute. This was supposed to be fake… wasn't it?

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.