funny tucker max stories

Soaking in lava, sleeping in an Ancient Killing Formation; Traversing alternative worlds in a heavy armored vehicle; Riding a Gundam Sentinel and slaying immortals with Godzilla... I got myself a stat system, and from then on, I only beefed up my defense! I just can't help it, I'm afraid of pain! The Daluo Golden Immortals of other worlds are all really fierce, and all of them know super ultimate move with infinite power. They have little meetings every day to discuss how to break through my defense. I really don't know why they're so obsessed...XD

# HAPPY ENDING # 1V1 # DAILYFAMILYLIFE # POWERFULMINISTER # PURE PROTAGONISTS In his previous life, Xue Yan was a powerful minister. When he returned to seven years of age, he no longer wanted to be one anymore. He simply wanted to settle down in this ravine, be a farmer like his brothers, and grow crops like ordinary people, so that he wouldn’t end up as he did in his previous life. In that life, he had all the power in the world, but his family was not fated to have a good ending. Unexpectedly, his father picked up a baby girl. She was great in all aspects except one. She couldn’t be allowed to sneak out alone. Otherwise, she would bring back a great general one time, and bring back a prince with a different surname the next. She even rescued the empress dowager of this dynasty…Not long after, she brought back the Emperor!***Jiang Yu, the best commander of Area A in the wasteland age, had transmigrated through ancient times and become a three-and-a-half-year-old girl!

To transmigrate into a world of cultivation as a loser? What's the point of even trying to cultivate? After a burst of rainbow light, Yang Zhen instantly hits the jackpot! Any cultivation method he sees instantly maxes out, there’s too many to learn! The pills he refines not only save lives, but also grant eternal youth. How many saints and fairies are desperately seeking his help, willing to agree to any condition! The weapons he forges can challenge god-like emperors and can even stab their way into the underworld - every single one makes heaven and earth tremble, and even gods and demons retreat in fear! "I, Yang Zhen, never show off, because I'm genuinely unbeatable!" ………… Group one: 542062672 (full) Group two: 818906415 (spaces available)

The new book "Mystical Tycoon Rebuilds the Underworld in the Stars" is out! Please add to your collection~ 【Metaphysics + Exciting Story + Dual Strengths + 1v1】 Jiangli went into seclusion one day, and when she emerged, it had already been 800 years. When she opened her eyes, she found that the world had completely changed. The money and the quadrangle courtyard she had hoarded were gone, replaced by a huge debt. And a silly disciple. Jiangli could only tearfully roll up her sleeves and pick up her old trade. Gradually, people soon discovered that the Taoist Temple, which was on the verge of bankruptcy and demolition, suddenly started prospering again, with big shots seeking help one after another. Famous movie stars, trending idols, company CEOs, celebrities from all walks of life: "Tycoon, save me!" However, no one noticed that the revered tycoon they spoke of was addicted to live streaming. Yet in the tycoon's live stream channel, there was always a patron dominating the leaderboard. Everyone was speculating about the identity of this lavish mystery patron. During one incident, Jiangli said in a live stream: Thanks to my husband... Fans: Shocked!!! The tycoon's husband has been revealed!!!

Inter Milan's star is dim, Florentina is high-spirited, no one in Serie A can forever maintain their reign. Who will unify the world? In 2014, Inter was at a historical low point, ranked 9th in the league, constantly refreshing the lower limit. The glory of the treble winner had disappeared! Fortunately, Tang Long traveled back, and his brain fused with an AI football system called the "Green Grass Wisdom Engine". This system, originating from 2084, combines advanced machine learning, big data analysis, and sports science. It can continuously upgrade through match feed and provide Tang Long with divine predictions! -Cross 5% chance to central area, 5% chance to out of bounds, 90% chance to the near post, move early to grab the spot! -Detected that opponent's center-back pair will have a hidden gap in three seconds, prepare a through pass! -The angle between the wall and goalkeeper is 0.62dc, big data shows shooting the upper right corner has a scoring rate of 88.76%! Tang Long frequently makes "Divine Hand" actions off the pitch, shocking everyone! C Luo: "It's simply divine! Every prediction by Tang is three seconds ahead, he seems to foresee the future!" Icardi: "My European Golden Boot, nine-tenths of the credit goes to Tang!" Guardiola: "He's simply the prophet of the football world in the 21st century!" Mancini: "After Ronaldo, Tang is the second alien. His understanding of football far surpasses this era!"

Luca, killed by the Demon God, woke up to find himself back on the day the "Eternal Game" launched. At this time, the game has just started, and Earth hasn't turned into a monster's paradise; everything is back to the beginning. Determined not to let the tragedies of his previous life repeat, Luca, armed with ten years of gaming experience, re-enters the world of Eternal, only to awaken the unique SSS-level talent! Starting with maxed charm! As he enters the game, pondering how to enhance his strength. A cold voice suddenly calls out: "Adventurer, wait a moment..."

Xu Xingguang was hit by a falling mirror and was rendered unconscious, becoming a vegetative patient. After she fell into a coma, all sorts of ghouls and goblins revealed themselves— Her wealthy boyfriend dropped his pretense, treating her as a mobile blood bank, drawing blood multiple times only to save his true love, the moonlit sweetheart? Her mother died mysteriously in a car accident, her scummy father flamboyantly married his old flame, and suddenly there appeared a pair of illegitimate children older than her? Her father even said he wanted to take off her oxygen mask, wait for her to die, and then give her to that sickly member of the Huo Family? ... Awakened Xu Xingguang: "Thank you all for your kindness, this young lady will definitely repay you double." No one knew that during those years of lying in bed unconscious, Xu Xingguang's soul traveled through ten lifetimes, stirring up storms in different worlds. The once dazzling pearl had long been tempered into a hard diamond, whoever dared to bully her would be smashed to death. * This is a story where the female protagonist returns after traveling through ten lifetimes, creatively abusing scumbags, with a sickly little follower, relying on experiences from ten lifetimes to reach the pinnacle of life in an exhilarating narrative.

"Chi Wei, the super big brother who made great contributions to scientific research, finally found his parents. As soon as she returned to the Chi family, Chi Wei was pictured as a weak and helpless little girl. "My daughter grew up in the countryside. You're not allowed to reject her." "My daughter has been alone and helpless for more than ten years. I must make it up to her," said Mrs. Chi. Her brothers said, "Although my sister doesn't study and skipped classes, she's a good girl." Just when everyone believed this and thought that this long-lost daughter of the Chi family was not presentable and would only embarrass herself, they were shocked to discover at a high-class banquet— The famous medical doctor was humbly asking her for advice on the thesis. The famous top actor, who had millions of fans, was very respectful to her. Even the principal of the country's top educational institute was scanning the screen and shouting 'teacher'! Everyone: Weak and helpless? Are you sure??? Just when everyone was used to Chi Wei dropping her horse from time to time, another netizen revealed that she was being held by the young master of the Fu Corporation and was being kissed. Fu Shiyan was the Crown Prince of the Fu Family in the capital. He was arrogant and powerful, and it was said that any woman who threw herself at him would be kicked away. However, at this moment, he was like a little pet that had gotten into trouble. He pitifully begged against the wall, "Weiwei, can you give me a role?"

“Li Qingshan, as the eldest student of the Yuhua Clan, and the son of the emperor of the Yan Dynasty, you were charmed by the Demon Clan’s divine saintess and released her. Do you admit to your sins?” “I am willing to relinquish my position as the eldest student and lock myself in the Siguo Cliff to wipe the forest of tombs.” “Allowed. But you will also have to wipe all the results of your cultivation thus far, destroy your cultivation root, and you will not be allowed to exit for the rest of your life!” From then on, Li Qingcang stayed at the Siguo Cliff and wiped the Forest of Tombs every day. Somehow, he activated the max-level learning abilities. [You watched closely and activated the max-level learning abilities, you instantly learned the Great River Swords Qi] [You watched closely and activated the max-level learning abilities, you learned the Triple Sword Strike] [You watched closely and activated the max-level learning abilities, you learned the Sky Turning Print] After several decades, the Divine Path golden ranking descended upon the world and ranked all of the powerful individuals in the human realm. Li Qingshan ranked number one straight away. The comments that the rankings had for him—God amongst man!

Caelan war bereits seit zehn vollen Jahren transmigriert, doch er hatte immer noch keine Klasse oder kein Talent erweckt. Alles nur, weil das System ihm vor dem Erwecken zwei völlig unverschämte Voraussetzungs-Quests zugewiesen hatte: Führe die grundlegende Schwerttechnik 100.000 Mal aus Schmiede 10.000 Schwerter Ding! Alle Voraussetzungs-Quests wurden vom Host abgeschlossen. Einzigartige Klasse erhalten: Weißer Schwertkämpfer! Einzigartiges Talent erhalten: Fertigkeitenaufstieg! Der Host kann Goldmünzen ausgeben, um jede beliebige Fähigkeit direkt auf das maximale Level (Lv. 100) aufzuwerten. Ding! Die anfängliche Belohnung für die Systembindung wurde zugestellt. Herzlichen Glückwunsch! Talent-Evolution ausgelöst! Einzigartiges Talent erhalten: Unendlicher Aufstieg! Der Host kann Gold ausgeben, um jede Fähigkeit bis auf Lv. 99.999 aufzuwerten! Was?! Lv. 99.999?! Die Fähigkeiten anderer Leute sind auf Lv. 100 begrenzt, aber meine gehen alle bis Lv. 99.999! Und ich kann sie aufwerten, solange ich Geld habe?! Beim Anblick seines prall gefüllten Geldbeutels erschien ein leises Lächeln in Caelans Mundwinkel. Nachdem er zehn Jahre lang transmigriert war, war er immer noch der junge Meister einer unsichtbaren Tycoon-Familie— wenn es eine Sache gab, an der es Caelan nie mangelte, dann war es Geld. …… Viele Jahre später, vor dem Rat des Flusses der Zeit— "„Also ist dieser Test doch noch gescheitert.“" "„Ja. Vergiss es. Löschen wir einfach alle Welten auf dieser Zweig-Zeitlinie.“" In diesem Moment erschien eine schmale Gestalt vor dem Rat. "„Wer da?“" "„Wie hast du die Dimensionsgrenze durchbrochen?“" …… Die einzige Antwort war eine endlose Stille. Du hast einen einzigen Finger gehoben und gesagt, "„Komm.“" In einem Augenblick vereinten sich unzählige Nebenflüsse des Flusses der Zeit an deiner Fingerspitze, und verdichteten sich zu einem halbtransparenten Schwert. "„Jetzt,“" "„ist die Zeit der Abrechnung gekommen.“"