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Villains Act Shamelessly: The Heiress was the Great National Master!

Villains Act Shamelessly: The Heiress was the Great National Master!

Thea Shaw travels from the modern society to the Women's Respect Country, diligently working for thirty years to reach the position of Great National Master. She is forced to travel back again. Before traveling, she was the Miss Sutton who was mistakenly taken by another family, spending twenty years in the countryside, while a fake heiress replaced her in the elite Sutton Family. Her parents are indifferent to her, relatives awkwardly look down on her, and the fake heiress is superior in every way, treating her with politeness. Originally feeling indignant and extreme about her fate and ready to fight for everything, Thea's sharpness is blunted by thirty years of living in a female-dominant society. She thinks, just get by, what else can you do? So the Sutton Family is astonished to find that the daughter lost in the countryside for twenty years is not demanding her status or proving herself, but is instead waving the banner of feudalism. Great National Master—controls national destiny, primarily fortune-telling, with a side of persuasion. Later on, everyone is talking: "Have you had your fortune told by Thea Shaw? She's really accurate, but when you go see her, you must wear formal attire." —— Landon Ford, the heir to the Ford Family, the strongest in Aethelgard. He is known for being erratic in temperament, with a terrible temper, mostly dealing with others without a smile, infamous for being a lunatic. The first time he met her, she had an ethereal aura about her as if she could ascend at any moment, solemnly requesting him to button up his open collar, and sincerely advising: "Boys, reputation is the most important." Landon Ford slants his eyes, grabbing her hand and pressing it against his heart: "Now, I have no reputation, and you must take responsibility." Thea Shaw: … Young people these days lack virtue in their actions. (Silly and Zen-like Little Fairy X Crazy and Rebellious Heir)
Urban
560 Chs
National Guardian's Gone and We're Done

National Guardian's Gone and We're Done

Having transmigrated to a Blue Star invaded by the paranormal, Chu He is the National Guardian War God who single-handedly guards the Demon Cave. Several years later, the first Queen in the history of Great Jing ascends to the throne. She publicizes footage of Chu He brewing tea and reading books daily, criticizing him for neglecting his duties and putting him on public trial before the entire nation. In a single day, Chu He becomes a public enemy. The Queen selects twelve beautiful young women to guard the Demon Cave, replacing him. Chu He laughs, offering no explanation. His ice-queen CEO wife also chooses to divorce him, calling him a true disgrace, little knowing that everything she has today is thanks to his halo as the National Guardian War God. In truth, Chu He has long been tired; living the life of an ordinary person is also quite good. The Queen even gives a public speech: “Without him, we can still annihilate the Evil Spirits!” “The Queen is sharp-eyed and discerning; otherwise, we would still be kept in the dark by this parasite!” “The Queen is so beautiful! I am willing to lay down my life for you!” As a result, the twelve highly anticipated young women are met with an outbreak of innumerable Evil Spirits the moment they arrive at the Demon Cave. In the blink of an eye, corpses litter the ground. The allied forces of Great Jing's experts assemble, only to be slaughtered with devastating ease! “The one we fear is Chu He. You swine and dogs are worthy of suppressing us?” A horde of Evil Spirits swarm out, cackling wildly. “Is it really impossible without him?” the Queen despairs. “So the Evil Spirits of the Demon Cave are this terrifying! Chu He, we were wrong. Please come back, okay!” the populace breaks down. …… “You said you could kill Evil Spirits without me, so why are you crying now?” Chu He says indifferently.
Urban
313 Chs
Le Gardien National est Parti et Nous Sommes Finis

Le Gardien National est Parti et Nous Sommes Finis

Ayant transmigré vers une Étoile Bleue envahie par le paranormal, Chu He est le Dieu de la Guerre Gardien National qui protège seul la Grotte du Démon. Plusieurs années plus tard, la première Reine de l'histoire du Grand Jing monte sur le trône. Elle diffuse des images de Chu He préparant du thé et lisant des livres quotidiennement, le critiquant pour avoir négligé ses devoirs et le soumettant à un procès public devant toute la nation. En une seule journée, Chu He devient un ennemi public. La Reine sélectionne douze belles jeunes femmes pour garder la Grotte du Démon, le remplaçant. Chu He rit, n'offrant aucune explication. Sa femme PDG au cœur de glace choisit également de divorcer de lui, l'appelant une véritable disgrâce, ignorant que tout ce qu'elle possède aujourd'hui est grâce à son aura de Dieu de la Guerre Gardien National. En vérité, Chu He est depuis longtemps fatigué; vivre la vie d'une personne ordinaire est aussi assez bien. La Reine donne même un discours public: "Sans lui, nous pouvons toujours anéantir les Esprits Maléfiques!" "La Reine a l'œil vif et le discernement; sinon, nous serions encore dans l'ignorance à cause de ce parasite!" "La Reine est si belle! Je suis prêt à donner ma vie pour vous!" En conséquence, les douze jeunes femmes très attendues sont confrontées à une explosion d'innombrables Esprits Maléfiques dès qu'elles arrivent à la Grotte du Démon. En un clin d'œil, les cadavres jonchent le sol. Les forces alliées des experts du Grand Jing s'assemblent, seulement pour être massacrées avec une facilité dévastatrice! "Celui que nous craignons est Chu He. Vous, porcs et chiens, êtes dignes de nous supprimer?" Une horde d'Esprits Maléfiques sort en essaim, ricanant sauvagement. "Est-ce vraiment impossible sans lui?" désespère la Reine. "Alors les Esprits Maléfiques de la Grotte du Démon sont si terrifiants! Chu He, nous avions tort. S'il te plaît, reviens!" la population s'effondre. …… "Vous avez dit que vous pouviez tuer les Esprits Maléfiques sans moi, alors pourquoi pleurez-vous maintenant?" dit Chu He avec indifférence.
Urbain
277 Chs
Are there any funny stories in 'Men in Black National Enquirer Stories'?
There could be a story where a Men in Black agent accidentally uses the wrong gadget on an alien. Maybe he was supposed to use a memory - erasing device but instead used a device that made the alien speak in a really high - pitched voice. And then they have to scramble to fix the situation before more people notice.
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2024-10-29 15:51
Can you share some funny national service stories?
In my national service, we had a cooking duty once. One of my mates was trying to make a simple soup but accidentally added salt instead of sugar at first. When he tasted it, his face was priceless. He quickly corrected it, and we all had a good laugh about it later. It was a simple mistake but made for a really funny memory.
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2024-12-01 05:53
Can you share some funny national park stories?
Sure. Once in Yellowstone National Park, a hiker got lost but was found following a family of bison thinking they were leading him to safety. He was completely unharmed and had a hilarious story to tell.
2 answers
2024-11-28 22:10
Can you share some Augusta National funny stories?
Well, there was a time at Augusta National when a squirrel decided to run across the green just as a player was lining up a putt. The player got so distracted that he completely missed the putt and then chased the squirrel around for a bit, much to the amusement of the onlookers. Also, a group of amateur players once got lost on the course. They ended up in an area that was supposed to be off - limits and were escorted out by some very confused groundskeepers.
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2024-11-16 22:01
What are some interesting aspects in funny bi - national dating stories?
One interesting aspect is the cultural misunderstandings that often lead to humorous situations. For example, in a relationship between a Chinese man and a British woman, the different concepts of personal space can create funny moments. The Chinese man might stand closer to the woman than she's used to, which could initially make her uncomfortable but later become a running joke between them. Another aspect is the language barriers. A Spanish guy dating a Swedish girl might accidentally say something completely wrong in Swedish that sounds really funny. These misunderstandings can either be sources of embarrassment at first but usually end up strengthening their bond as they learn from each other.
2 answers
2024-12-03 01:21
What are some of the most well - known Augusta National funny stories?
A well - known story is that of a golfer who mistook a rake for his club. He picked it up and was about to swing when he realized his mistake. It was hilarious to see the look on his face. Another famous one is when a bird landed on a player's ball right before he was about to hit it. The player was so startled that he jumped back and the bird just sat there looking at him.
2 answers
2024-11-17 03:53
Can you share some funny bi - national dating stories?
One funny bi - national dating story I know is about a French guy and an American girl. They went on a date to a French restaurant. The guy was trying so hard to impress her with his knowledge of French cuisine, but he accidentally ordered a really stinky cheese that the girl couldn't stand. She made a really funny face when she smelled it, and they both ended up laughing. It was an awkward yet hilarious moment that brought them closer.
3 answers
2024-12-02 22:01
The funny national brother novel recommendation
The following are some recommendations for funny national brother novels: 1. " My Hilarious Daily Life with my silly little brother ": This novel tells the story of the hilarious daily life between the protagonist and his honest and cute little brother. It is full of joy and jokes. 2. " A Funny Family in Love ": This novel is set in a family and tells a funny love story between a family. 3. " The Nation's Younger Brother's First Love ": This novel described the nation's younger brother's first love story. It was full of funny and sweet plots. 4. " National Brother ": This novel tells the story of the fate between a child star who was pulled to shoot a kissing scene and a female hooligan who was abandoned by her parents. It is full of funny and romantic plots. 5. " The Nation's Little Brother ": This novel described the story of a young movie king. He decided to become the youngest movie king. It was full of the relaxed and inspirational elements of the entertainment industry. I hope that the above recommendations can satisfy your needs for funny national brother novels.
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2025-01-02 14:27
What are some really funny national service stories you've heard?
There was this one time in national service when a group was doing a night patrol. One of the soldiers thought he saw an enemy but it turned out to be a big bush that looked like a person in the dim light. He shouted and alerted everyone, and when they realized it was just a bush, there were a lot of teasing and laughter. This incident taught us to be more observant and not be so jumpy. It was really funny though and became a popular story among the troops.
1 answer
2024-12-01 09:33
What are some funny cartoons featuring national parks?
Well, there are cartoons like 'Park Pals' that show cute and funny animals having adventures in the national park. It's really entertaining!
2 answers
2025-05-28 04:09
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