parks and rec fanfiction

A time machine crashes and two wanderers reach a point in their future! Read as how they survive in this mysterious new world!

in which the parallels meet.

Hiromi Arakawa, Makoto Inoue, Shimomura, and Nomoto team up with a secretary, manga characters, and some soldiers who have no actual roles in the Fullmetal Alchemist franchise in order to stop an evil plot against the manga publishing company, Shonen Gangan. -This is set RIGHT after the Fullmetal Alchemist light novel, "The Abducted Alchemist"(Don't need to read, but yeah...) WARNING: This story...is absolute...well...it's kind of crappy. It's one of the first fanfiction I ever wrote, and is very underdeveloped. Mostly the purpose of the story is for humor and considering it is a parody, not much makes sense. I really, honest to god, would not be surprised if I got like thirty or more one-star reviews. Though, if some people actually enjoy this story, then you're welcome! I'm glad you like it! And...don't worry, none of my other stories are this bad. I can confirm that because this story was written about two years ago, and all my other stories are very recent-about two months ago. (I'm talking about the ones I post on Fanfiction.Net) Plus, the grammar...is...well, it's readable, so I think you'll be fine. But there are a few mistakes here and there...So, yeah. Just a warning. [Note-I do not own any of the Fullmetal Alchemist characters mentioned in this story, except for a select few OC's. I do not know the real-life people that are mentioned in this book, so any mistakes made in personality, gender, and any jobs is purely accidental. Nor do I own any companies mentioned in this book either. This is non-profit and solely for entertainment.]

A forbidden technique. A dying clan. A Konoha buried in shadows. Shiraishi Gisei possesses the power to devour Chakra itself. But in a world of monsters, he starts as nothing more than prey. This is not a tale of a hero saving the world with the Will of Fire. It is the chronicle of a survivor who rejected his destiny. Forced to hide in the dark, he schemes, builds his own forces, and steals power from those who stand in his way. From a fragile insect user to a mastermind shaking the foundations of the Ninja World—his path is paved with patience, ruthlessness, and the drained corpses of his enemies.

A child in the (A) Marvel Verse accidentally discovers the truth about his life. Discovering his ability is a lot more powerful now that he knows how the world will change. Trying to ensure he is safe from the coming storm and finding the mutants might just be his best way to do this.

Su Xiao signed the Reincarnation Contract, entering various worlds to carry out missions. He once witnessed a world collapsing into dust particles, and has battled with forgotten Kings holding Blades. Dark Raven is whispering, and the Giant Beast under the Black Abyss roars. Welcome to the Reincarnation Paradise Park…

BE WARNED THIS IS A NIGERIAN HORROR NOVEL....... MAybe... Just maybe, this is God's way of punishing this country and rid of us our corruption and bribery The science lab The goverment The people The parastye are all connected...... Like a check and balance system...... It all started with that one stupid thought. A thought filled with greed and hunger for power. That's when the project came along. Now mankind has been replaced with flesh eating creatures.... Zombies. They are the parasyte...

The Parasite is born from a mutation that ruined the life of a normal man. Thought to be dead, it subverted all odds and returns to its full glory or maybe a better being than what it once was. Disclaimer: Obviously fan fiction, so the characters are not mine, they belong to whoever they belong to. This is simply a reimagining and read if you want. The author is also not a full geek in DC and corresponding comics, so expect mistakes. This is only an effort to get rid of my writer's block. Hoping for a ton of one-star reviews piling up for this unworthy work.

Tanya Von Degurechaff, a 14 year old commander of the Imperial 203rd Air Mage Battalion of the Empire. Claimed to be sadistic and violent, having her allies and enemies crowl in fear as she intimidates them with her astounding skill instilling her superiority with others. After defeating a company alone on her first duty as a lieutenant she was awarded as the White silver, this become the basis of her superiors to assign her as the commander battalion of the group who will operate on the mission of world domination. She appears as strong and undefeatable but her weakness is the 17 years old second lieutenant, Viktoriya Ivanovna Serebryakov A young maiden with long silky brown hair and was favored by many with her optimistic nature. A soldier who never doubts her commander's decision despite it violating her own principles. As a former people of Russy Federation, she was not hesitant at all to sworn an oath to protect the citizens of Empire with death on her mind. Tanya, realizing that this maiden is out of reach frustration has crept within her. Assuming that her feelings won't be reciprocated, the commander has come to a decision to concealed her feelings. Before leaving the echelons, with her life endangered again with this new mission assigned to her, she wrote a letter addressed to visha. ❝ Will her feelings reached Visha? ❞

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.