clean christian funny stories

Sure. There was a little boy in Sunday school. When the teacher asked about the Ten Commandments, he said, 'Don't steal, don't lie... and don't let the alligators bite you!' Everyone laughed at his innocent addition.

There is a story about Noah's Ark. Imagine all those animals getting on the ark two by two. The thought of a tiny mouse sitting next to a big, scary lion must have been quite a sight! And when they all started making their noises, it must have been chaos but also kind of funny in a way.

There was a story in a small Christian community. For Thanksgiving, they were planning to have a big feast and share their blessings. A little boy, who was very excited, thought he could help by bringing his pet chicken to the church kitchen as a contribution. When he showed up with the chicken running around the kitchen, the ladies cooking were initially shocked but then couldn't stop laughing. This simple act of the boy's innocent misunderstanding added a lot of humor to their Thanksgiving preparations while still being in the spirit of sharing within the Christian community.

One funny Christian Christmas story is about a small church's nativity play. The little boy playing Joseph got so nervous that when Mary said she was going to have a baby, he loudly asked 'How did that happen?', much to the amusement and shock of the audience.

One funny story could be about a church's Thanksgiving potluck. There was a new member who decided to bring a 'turkey' made entirely out of vegetables for the vegetarians in the congregation. When it was time to serve, everyone was so curious about this unique 'turkey'. Some kids thought it was a real, magic turkey that turned into veggies. It brought a lot of laughter and also started a great conversation about being inclusive during the holiday.

Meth is a serious drug, and there should not be any so - called 'funny stories' associated with it. We can talk about funny stories in other areas, like how a neighbor's dog chased its own tail in a hilarious way.

Sure! There are plenty of clean and funny stories. For example, there's the story of the little boy who tried to feed his teddy bear with real food, not realizing it wasn't alive. He got so frustrated when the bear didn't 'eat' that it was really cute.

They are often based on simple and relatable situations. For example, things that can happen in daily life like interactions between family members or pets. They don't rely on vulgar or inappropriate content to be funny. Instead, they use elements like unexpected twists, cute animal behaviors or innocent misunderstandings.

Sure. Here's a clean joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. As for a funny story, once there was a little boy who thought his nose was too big. So he decided to pull it every day to make it smaller. After a week, his nose was still big but his arms were really long.

You can find them in some children's joke books. They are full of clean and family - friendly jokes and stories.