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[Warning: Mature content/R18] Jack Morris lived for desire. As a notorious stripper in an exclusive women-only nightclub, he indulged in secret affairs and forbidden pleasures — especially with married women. But his thrill-seeking life ended the moment he got caught with the wrong wife. ‎ ‎Death wasn’t the end. ‎ ‎Reborn as Druski Hart, Jack awakens with a mysterious system known as S.E.X ONLINE — a twisted program that feeds on lust and rewards him with real money, influence, and intoxicating power for every sinful act he commits. ‎ ‎------------------------ ‎[Welcome to S.E.X ONLINE, host] ‎ ‎[Name: Druski Hart] ‎ ‎[Age: 24] ‎ ‎[Level: 0] ‎ ‎[Body count: 0] ‎ ‎[scenes: 0] ‎ ‎[Rank: 0] ‎------------------------- ‎What begins as a dream turns into an obsession. With every woman conquered, every porn scene shot, and every desire fulfilled, Druski climbs higher — turning sex into wealth and wealth into dominance. ‎ ‎Druski must build his own Adult Empire — one seduction at a time — before the cost of his desires consumes him completely. ‎ ‎----------------------------- ‎Additional tags ‎ ‎✓Smut/R18 ‎✓Harem ‎✓Game elements|Stats|Quests ‎✓Smart MC ‎------------------------- ‎(Release schedule) ‎ 2 chapters per day https://discord.gg/Q5yNMy3HQ

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I'm Kenny Clark, German Descent. This is Miami, city of paradise, the City of Sin. Socialites packed in, drug lords running loose. This is the world of money and power, the realm of guns and death. This is the playground for opportunities and adventurers, the abyss of despair and helplessness. I'm just a kid from the chaotic slums. Until one day, fate underwent a dramatic change. My VR game turned into reality! My life has become one game instance after another! I can get everything! Passing the game instance, my physical fitness improves and I can gain countless abilities. Lock picking, piano, hand-to-hand combat, shooting... Until I'm standing at the top of the human pyramid. Wealth, power, women, they'll all become my prey.

A modern-day entrepreneur is reincarnated into a medieval realm teeming with magic and mythical creatures. Realizing the untapped potential for adult entertainment, he decides to revolutionize this conservative world by introducing an array of erotic services and products. From steamy illustrated materials and magical enhancements to exclusive live performances, his innovative ideas quickly capture the interest of the populace, sparking both admiration and controversy. As his adult empire flourishes, he faces fierce opposition from the church, which deems his endeavors immoral and launches relentless campaigns to shut him down. Undeterred, he uses his modern business acumen and newfound magical abilities to outsmart his adversaries, setting up secret networks and securing loyal allies. The novel follows his tumultuous journey, filled with exhilarating successes, devastating setbacks, and intense confrontations with powerful foes. Throughout his quest, the protagonist navigates internal team conflicts, betrayal, and competition from rival groups, all while infusing his creations with elements of humor, fantasy, and sensuality. With R18-rated scenes woven seamlessly into the narrative, the novel offers readers an enticing blend of erotic escapades and a gripping tale of ambition and resilience in an enchanting, fantastical world. Author's Note:- Thank you for visiting my novel page. Chapter 6 , 7, 14, 15, 32 & 66 are a bit more erotic. Proceed with caution. Discord link:- https://discord.gg/Bu9vph4W

Tác giả: G.Wagen (twitter @_gwagen_) Họa sĩ: Doya (twitter @DUNDUN8936) Thể loại: 19+, Hiện đại, Bí ẩn/Kinh dị, Điều tra tội phạm, Trinh thám tâm lý, Boy love, SM Warning: ※ Cuốn tiểu thuyết này có những nội dung bất hợp pháp như súng và ma túy, đồng thời chứa nhiều cảnh khiêu khích và tình huống tội phạm liên quan đến chấn thương tâm lý, rối loạn kiểm soát xung lực tình dục, quan hệ cưỡng bức, bạo lực, lạm dụng, thao túng tâm lý, tự tử và giết người. Nếu bạn chưa đủ 19 tuổi hoặc không thoải mái, vui lòng quay lại. Tóm lại là nội dung càng về sau càng dark nên các bạn cân nhắc trước khi đọc. Từ khóa: MJ (Top): Sinh 10/10. Bạo dâm S, tội phạm phóng hỏa, Chó lớn, Cầm thú, công được thuần hóa, công ngây thơ, công ngọt ngào, niên hạ, ám ảnh, chiếm hữu, quá khứ bi kịch, tôn thờ. - Dowon (Bot): Sinh 30/03. Lớn hơn MJ 12 tuổi. Khổ dâm M, Tiến sĩ Tâm lý học, mỹ thụ, cường thụ, thụ năng lực, thông minh lý trí, thụ ly hôn. Số quyển: 5 Vol và 4 ngoại truyện - Đang được chuyển thể thành manhwa. Trans: Hahan98 (Minguinho) - 28/01/2023 Nội dung: Dowon là bác sĩ phân tâm học nổi tiếng ở Mỹ. Một ngày nọ, khi anh trở về Hàn Quốc và làm cố vấn tại một viện nghiên cứu trực thuộc chính phủ, anh tình cờ chạm trán một kẻ phóng hỏa nổi tiếng vì không để lại dấu vết. "Tôi chỉ cần bác sĩ thôi. Nghe nói anh là người kiên định không bao giờ từ bỏ bệnh nhân. Vì vậy, xin anh đừng bỏ cuộc." MJ, một người đàn ông mắc chứng rối loạn ám ảnh cưỡng chế không thể ngừng phóng hỏa. Cậu đã nhờ Dowon chữa trị cho mình. Trong lúc đó, Dowon phát hiện ra người đàn ông mà anh nghĩ chỉ là một kẻ phóng hỏa đơn thuần lại thực sự liên quan đến một vụ án nghiêm trọng và anh bị cuốn vào vụ án "Cha" cùng hắn.... Trích: "Giá như cậu không gặp Dowon. Cậu sẽ không phải chứng kiến người mình thích bị tổn thương, tranh đấu và đau khổ. Nếu đây là tình yêu thì nó không lành mạnh. Đây là một thứ bệnh hoạn. Là nỗi ám ảnh đau đớn chẳng có gì tốt đẹp đối với Dowon. - Cảm ơn cậu rất nhiều, MJ. Vì đã chờ đợi tôi, vì đã không rời xa tôi, vì đã ở bên cạnh tôi, vì đã không từ bỏ chính mình. - MJ, anh yêu em. Chỉ một mình em." ------------------- Bản dịch không đảm bảo chính xác 100%. Chỉ đăng ở wattpad Hahan98 (Minguinho) và webnovel. Cảm ơn mọi sự ủng hộ của các bạn đã là động lực rất lớn cho mình. Nếu muốn donate một chút xíu tấm lòng thì hãy inbox cho mình ở Wattpad nhé!!!

Greeting to the culturd people of the world. This is a collection that I have come across during my journey in the vast WEB in pursuit for entertaiment. without farther adue, I guve you the stories. P.S...... videos are overrated. nothing personal.

Doing It With the Creator in a Survival Game Unlimited, 1v1, HE, shou who ardently loves his life and loves picking up garbage x mind-contaminating Cthulhu-type gong The book is also called: 《Accidentally Got Topped by the Creator in a Survival Game》 《Dating and Hooking with the Creator in a Survival Game》 《Clearing a Survival Game While Hooking up With the Creator》 《The Overbearing Creator and His Garbage-Picking Little Pampered Wife》 As an unlimited-type player, Chi Yu is a famous points demon. 　　 His teammates watched him as he went back to the cellar all of a sudden to get an apple that was worth one point after solving the puzzle in disbelief. “Is this rational? That apple really is only worth one point!” Chi Yu did not say anything. Chi Yu only wanted points. Chi Yu who picked up the prop silently touched the prop in his hands, and thought to his crush in the real world, Gu Wen Qiao. The hands that pick up garbage is filled with power once more! The small little body arduously carried the bag and left the scene of the robbery(no)! 　　 Gu Wen Qiao: …… (Silently gives his wife an unlimited storage bag as a clearing gift) 　　 Chi Yu’s so happy! He can pick up more points now! But, this kind of happiness could not stay for long, the survival game turned more and more strange! Clearly it was such a scary atmosphere but! 　　 Why does the sleeping beauty he have to kiss awake have the same face as Gu Wen Qiao—— isn’t it enough to kiss for a bit why is it a French kiss…… mmmm! Damnit, when getting chased by a ghost and flipping over a wall, he got stuck, his points are going to be all gone wuuuu the game’s going to be a failure——! Wait a minute what just pulled off his pants! Although he drew the role of the bride of the evil spirit in the game, but no way, no way, does he really need to consummate the marriage! —— Hey, the face is the same as Gu Wen Qiao’s…… 　　 The survival game turned weirder and weirder, but the points also increased more and more. Chi Yu also…… Was done in so much he got all muddle-headed. 　　 Damnit, can these kind, these kind of days of constantly making love with a crush and having a lot of points be casually had! 　　 And at the same time, after Chi Yu went back to the real world, and saw Gu Wen Qiao—— wuuuuu can’t let him find out that I did it too much with a NPC that looked just like him in the game already! To not have his own filthy desires discovered by his secret crush, Chi Yu acted more and more reserved, and only dared to secretly peek at Gu Wen Qiao 　　 Gu Wen Qiao: …… He is avoiding me. 　　 After returning to the game—— Wahhh why are these NPCs getting more and more outrageous! 　　 Chi Yu got done so much his tongue was sticking out, and the bottom was constantly leaking. While “Gu Wen Qiao” at his back was still interrogating him. “Do you like me?” “Wuuuu I-I do……”

"Is this good for you?" “Yes! So good." “Then let me hear it. There’s no one around to hear you, so I want you to be as loud as you want. I’m never going to get tired of seeing that.” *** Jane Thomas is away from home for the first time and finds herself in a dangerous situation within the first week at Billmore University. Luckily, she’s rescued by no one other than the star baseball player for her college–Noah Baringer. And he's interested in her. They soon start a rocky relationship sure to keep them both on their toes. But Noah is determined to make it as a professional baseball player and he will stop at nothing to make that happen. Once his career starts to get in the way of their relationship, Jane sees herself in a hard situation. Will they grow together and overcome their toxic behaviors? Or will it prove to be too much for them? Catching Jane is created by Claire Wilkins, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.

Bai Su, who transmigrated into a book set in the interstellar Beast World, has only one interest: making delicious food at the orphanage, raising children, and enjoying her hard-won new life. Future's great villains? The cubs are all super well-behaved in front of her! The Federation Leader comes to freeload a meal, and his disability is cured! The business emperor comes to freeload a meal, and his infertility is solved! The obese little female gets thinner the more she eats, gradually growing into the number one beauty of the Beast World. She also attracts the number one genius doctor of the interstellar era and the interstellar great captain. The villainous cubs, driving warships and controlling ten thousand beasts: "If you want to get close to our Mom, you'll have to withstand our cannon fire first!" The Federation Leader laughs in anger: "You dare to bomb my armory? Courting death!" The gloomy and bloodthirsty emperor: "A bunch of little trash! You think I'm afraid of you?" The doctor's face turns ashen: "Either give back my research results, or die!" The interstellar great captain dangerously shoulders a Barrett: "I see you're all dying to get locked up." Bai Su smiles and peeks her head out, holding a gleaming kitchen knife: "Time to eat! What are you all doing?" The big shots and the little villains, harmoniously putting their arms around each other's shoulders in a picture of fatherly love and filial piety: "Coming~~"