eraserhead and ms joke fanfiction

Shota Aizawa was a tired soul in his past life, the kind of man who’d rather nap through the apocalypse than save the world. Then he died… and got reincarnated into Naruto. Now he’s born in Sunagakure, the weakest of the Five Great Shinobi Villages. The land of sand, wind, and terrible employment benefits. But Shota has one simple dream: > “To live a lazy, peaceful life where no one bothers me.” Unfortunately, lazy lives require strong villages… and strong villages require strong shinobi. So, our man reluctantly decides to make both happen but not because he’s motivated. He’s just too tired to die again. Luckily for him, he’s got a cheat code: the Quirk “Erasure.” Yes, that Erasure. The same one that cancels quirks in My Hero Academia. Except here, it cancels chakra. Pain yells, “Shinra Tensei!” ...and just stands there with his arms out like he’s waiting for a hug. Obito tries to phase away with Kamui, only to eat a Fireball Jutsu to the face. “WHAT THE HELL, THAT’S ILLEGAL!” Onoki was soaring majestically through the sky until he fell from the sky and shouted, “MY BACKKK!” Even Madara himself smirks and says, “Stop the meteor, boy!” And Shota just tilts his head and asks, “Which meteor?” -- It's original and not a translation -- No Harem -- Mc is a transmigrated from Earth with the same name as Shota

Su Xiaobai, who suffers from a terminal illness, is helpless and waiting to die in a cold rental house. But what he waited for was a life simulation system. Only by completing the simulation again and again can he rely on the system to survive. [You came to the Azure Star in the Star Iron World, became an abandoned baby, and were adopted by the Black Tower family.] [You are a natural singer, and Heita has become your nominal sister.] [But the disaster outside the border puts the Black Tower in imminent danger. You decide to save your sister.] On your eighteenth birthday, you climbed a tall building, resonated with the same harmony, burned yourself, and sang your last song. [The flames of destruction engulfed you, leaving behind only a burnt diary with the words "She is so beautiful"] [The genius who never cries broke down in tears. To revive you, she solved the solitary wave algorithm problem. To wait for you, she achieved rejuvenation, her appearance frozen in time at her most beautiful...] Second simulation: [You become Fu Xuan's senior apprentice, and young Fu Xuan is very dependent on you.] [Until the war with the Fengrao people broke out, you tried your best to convince your master and Fu Xuan to retreat together, and personally presided over the prayer for the hunting patrol...] [The hunting arrow came crashing down on you like a meteor. You died under that arrow that could destroy everything, but you also saved her and her master.] After several simulations, you recovered your health. You thought you were just a passer-by in their lives, and the system pulled you, healthy and complete, into the Star Iron World. then... ---- [This is only a translation]

"Izu-chan, don’t worry! Physics is just a suggestion, and I’ve got a doctor’s note saying I’m exempt!" ​In a world where 80% of the population has a Quirk, Izuku Midoriya was told he was part of the 20% that had nothing. But his twin brother, Sunny, is a different story entirely. ​Sunny Midoriya doesn't have a Quirk. He has Logos. Specifically, the kind of logic that involves hammerspace, painted tunnels on solid walls, and the ability to survive being flattened into a pancake by a steamroller—only to "pop" back to normal with the sound of a slide whistle. ​While Izuku is busy analyzing hero stats and crying over his destiny, Sunny is busy: ​Turning Katsuki Bakugo into a literal tutu-wearing florist. ​Trying to explain to their mother why the refrigerator is tiptoeing through the kitchen. ​Dealing with their neighbor, Aqua—a self-proclaimed "Goddess" who is surprisingly good at two things: party tricks and falling into massive amounts of debt. ​The path to being a Hero is hard. But it’s a lot easier when you can pull a giant wooden mallet out of thin air and "BOINK" your way to the top. ​U.A. High isn't ready. The Villains aren't ready. Honestly, the laws of thermodynamics aren't ready.

When Naori Hyuga, a kunoichi from the Branch of the Hyuga Clan, reincarnated into another world after her death, she found herself in a world filled with superheroes and advanced technology. She was given a second chance at life. Her body was rejuvenated to the age of 20, and all the clan's former restrictions no longer applied. Naori vowed to herself, ‘In this life, she will enjoy every moment—treasures, thrones, and handsome men! Everything that was once forbidden, now nothing can stand in her way!’

"I thought you liked me," Y/N stuttered. "You actually thought I liked you because I teased you? How old are we Y/N?" (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑) Maybe it was Karma's fault for always teasing her, but soon she began to grow feelings for the boy, something that he was clever enough to know about. Slowly, Y/N was turning hopeless and it didn't help her either when all the things that Karma said were true. She wasn't capable of being an assassin - she lacked the knowledge as well as physical strength. Y/N was a misfit in a class full of misfits.

​[Ding! Distributing Activation Success Reward. Host receives a permanent buff: 50% increase in training efficiency while wearing women's clothing.] ​The smile on Hyuga Shion's face froze. "...Huh?" ​[Ding! Host receives a permanent buff: Byakugan purity increases to the highest level (Equivalent to the genetic purity of Hanabi Hyuga) while wearing women's clothing.] ​[Ding! Host receives a permanent buff: Gender becomes undetectable (Including by high-level Dojutsu or Sensory Ninjutsu) while wearing women's clothing.] ​[Ding! Daily quest updated: Wear women's clothing for 4 consecutive hours in a public area. Reward: 10% increase in Chakra reserves!] ​Shion: ".....System, I truly hate you.”

just random joke

Ivy is a Simple girl who wants to be with someone na kaya syang protektahan sa pagtatagpo nila ni Jv Montenegro magkasundo kaya silang dalawa at maging sila sa huli? Mabago kaya ang buhay ni Ivy at sa pagiging simple mas maipakita kaya nya ang pagiging siya?

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?

【Career-oriented female protagonist + Love-struck male lead + Entertainment industry + Variety show + Satisfying sweetness】 Renee Morgan, a newcomer in the entertainment industry, learns of her predetermined fate as a minor female supporting character in a dream. She is the queen of minor roles, the resilient type, blazing with fighting spirit, illuminating many female stars. Renee Morgan: "...To hell with being a minor character. Anyone who dares use me as a stepping stone, I'll make sure they fall flat." Wendy Aldridge, also a newcomer in the entertainment industry, wants to use her as a control group. Renee Morgan: Ok~ Half a month later, Wendy Aldridge, who was supposed to become famous as part of the control group, ends up being cyber-bullied and is urged to leave the industry? Renee Morgan, who was supposed to be cyber-bullied out of the industry, becomes an overnight sensation and a top-star. The rival company's leading actress, backed by influential figures in the entertainment circle, snatches the main female role, leaving only the role of the female third lead for her. Renee Morgan: Ok~ Four months later, this drama explodes in popularity, all supporting roles become famous, and the female third lead role becomes a classic. The biggest stars, male and female leads, are left with no buzz? ... Later, Renee Morgan finally achieves her dream, winning the Best Actress Award with her acting skills, and announces her relationship on the day she receives the award—she is in love. He's just a regular person. One day, Morgan all over the country sees familiar figures appearing in the news and rushes online to share: Is this the Best Actress's ordinary boyfriend?