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A mother is like a flower. Every Mother's Day, you should water her with love, not wine... just kidding! Another joke could be: What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up! This is a classic type of joke where we use personification of vegetables to create a light - hearted and funny moment, and it can be shared on Mother's Day to bring a smile.

One story could be about a little kid who secretly saved up his pocket money to buy his mom a beautiful flower on Mother's Day. He walked to the flower shop all by himself and presented it to his mom with a big, shy smile. It was a simple yet very touching gesture.

Story: One Mother's Day, a little boy made his mom breakfast in bed. He brought in a plate of toast that was a bit burnt and a cup of coffee that was half - spilled. But his mom was so touched because he tried his best. It was the thought that counted.

Plays related to Mother's Day often focus on family bonds. They can make the audience laugh or cry. Poems, on the other hand, use the power of words. 'My Mother' by Ann Taylor is a simple yet touching poem. As for stories, fairy tales sometimes feature motherly figures. In Cinderella, the Fairy Godmother can be seen as a mother - like character, guiding and protecting Cinderella. All these forms - plays, poems, and stories - are great for Mother's Day.

One Mothers Day story could be about a son who saved up his pocket money for weeks. He bought his mother a beautiful bouquet of her favorite flowers. When he presented it to her on Mothers Day, her eyes filled with tears of joy.

One story could be about a little child who saved up all his pocket money to buy his mother a flower on Mother's Day. He walked to the florist all by himself and carefully chose the prettiest flower. When he gave it to his mother, she was so touched and hugged him tightly.

Joke: What's a mom's favorite type of investment? Matri - mutual funds! It's a play on words that can bring a chuckle on Mother's Day.

A mother was really looking forward to a day of relaxation on Mother's Day. However, her kids decided to 'help' by making a big mess in the kitchen while trying to bake a cake. They used every ingredient they could find, made a huge mess on the floor and countertops, and the cake was inedible. So instead of relaxing, the mother had to clean up the whole mess.

Well, in one case, a daughter made a homemade cake for her mother on Mother's Day. She put it in the oven and went to get some things ready. However, she forgot about the cake and it caught on fire. The smoke filled the house and the fire alarm went off. It was a chaotic and scary situation for the mother who just wanted a peaceful Mother's Day.

One year, my brother and I decided to make breakfast for mom on Mother's Day. We were trying to make pancakes but ended up with something that looked more like blobs. When mom saw it, she laughed so hard and said it was the most creative 'pancake art' she'd ever seen. Then she showed us how to make proper pancakes while still joking about our 'abstract creations'.