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My name is Natsuya Nao, and my dream is to become a dual-wielding master swordsman, sitting right between the Marine’s three Admirals—while casually putting Aokiji into a relaxed pose. Outwardly, I maintain the Marine’s unity. Once the war ends, I plan to return to my hometown to marry my childhood friend, Bellemere, and raise our two daughters, Nami and Nojiko, into adulthood. But out of nowhere, a mysterious “love system” appears, treating me like a clueless straight guy who only knows how to swing a sword. Somehow, I accidentally win people over and unintentionally bulk up—though I only wanted to be a fragile, high-attack, high-speed swordsman, I’ve ended up so tough that even Kaido looks up to me with envy. Damn it! Are you trying to ruin my style? Luckily, my looks keep improving. Even Boa Hancock, who once claimed, “Who’s more beautiful, me or Marine’s Noshia?” became too embarrassed to keep up the act after seeing me—and she turned into a humble, easygoing person. By the way, I’m just a simple kid from the East Blue—so why does everyone call me the “Sea King”? That’s really disrespectful to Princess Shirahoshi. Please, stop saying such rude things.

“Congratulations! You’ve gained 88 combat power!” “Congratulations! You’ve gained 9,999 combat power!” “Congratulations! You’ve gained 6,666,666,666 combat power!” “Congratulations! You’ve gained 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 combat power!” Staring at the system’s upgrade notifications, Soya who had just transmigrated into a Saiyan was completely dumbfounded. What kind of combat power is this?! Will my combat power system explode at this rate?! ---------- TAGS[Ignore} dragon_ball saiyan system power_up transmigration overpowered battle_power comedy action fantasy anime_fanfic super_saiyan dragon ball saiyan goku vegeta 18 r18 harem

Thanks for the invitation! I’ve just crossed over and am now a member of the Crusades, and outside there’s someone called the Lion King. ——— Alaric(Kenshin) never imagined that the Fate/Grand Order was not a fictional world but a reality-based game.  Humanity has burned away, the Earth has turned to blank paper, and human history has frozen— The eight major singularities distorting human history and the divergent anomalies born from them— The divine fleet arriving in the Atlantic, the unique living Emperor achieved, and the devouring monster sleeping in South America—  In these little-known corners, the Holy Grail War and the Great Grail War are quietly unfolding. ===== Read advanced chapters atleast 150+ at my patreon.com/AbsoluteCode https://discord.gg/9zUZj5ksxM For More info Visit: https://www.novelupdates.com/series/typemoon-starting-out-as-the-lion-kings-personal-knight/

Get completed english translated version on my patreon shop: https://www.patreon.com/cw/UIGOD_Official After being transmigrated into the world of Douluo Dalu, Huo Yuhao discovers that writing in a diary each day makes him inexplicably stronger. With this mysterious ability, he sets a humble goal: stay low-key and steady—at least until he has enough power to challenge the Divine Realm. However, things don’t go as planned. The more he writes, the more bizarre the people around him become. The calm life he hoped for is soon disrupted by strange developments: — Zhang Lexuan, his senior sister, defects from Shrek Academy to teach at the Sun and Moon Imperial Soul Engineer Academy, just to stay close to him. — The Ice Empress and Snow Empress battle for the right to become his second spirit. — The Silver Dragon King awakens far ahead of schedule, bringing a divine beast and chaos in her wake. With all eyes turning toward him, Huo Yuhao begins to question: Are they acting strange... or am I? Wang Dong’er: “Dong’er is Dong’er! I’m not some Little Seven! Tang San, this sword is called Frostmourne—Yuhao made it just for me! Snow Empress: “Compared to that loli Ice Empress, obviously I’m the better fit to be your second spirit!” Gu Yuena: “Human, I remember it clearly—you said you liked girls with white hair!” Armed with his diary system and tangled up with goddesses, spirit beasts, and a fate-bending path, Huo Yuhao embarks on a journey to shake the heavens—and maybe lose his mind in the process. Complete PDF of this fan-fic on my Patreon shop if you want to support and own the full fan-fic in one go. Just grab the PDF and binge the entire story from start to finish! patreon .com/UIGOD

The Man in the Machine, The Girl with the Gun Armed with Tony Stark’s genius, wit, and tech-savvy brilliance, Duke is ready to build his legacy in this new world… if only reality would cooperate. His boss? None other than Orianna’s mysterious father. His junior apprentice? The future Clockwork Maiden herself. His childhood friend? Oh, just Jinx—the unhinged, trigger-happy troublemaker who thinks “chaos” is a love language. Now trapped between science and madness, invention and destruction, Duke must navigate a city on the brink of turmoil, outwit the rising tides of war, and survive Jinx’s “games” with most of his limbs (and sanity) intact. Because in this life, it’s not just about saving the world, …it’s about surviving your explosive ex-childhood friend while doing it. Author: 无证骑士 NOTE: I do not own the original story, characters, or any associated content. All rights remain with the original creator(s). This translation is created purely for enjoyment and to share appreciation for the work. No copyright infringement is intended. NOTE: The cover image used for this book is not my own. All visual content belongs to its respective artist or rights holder. If you are the creator and would like the image to be removed or properly credited, please feel free to contact me.

Original name: 碧蓝航线：我带着毕业港区穿越了 Azur Lane was a mobile game that Lin Lan loved deeply. As a dedicated veteran player since the game's launch, he had maxed out his shipgirls and completed the entire collection. However, due to an unexpected accident, he suddenly found himself transported to a world filled with shipgirls and Sirens. This world had many similarities to the game, with the same shipgirls and Sirens. But after arriving in this new world, Lin Lan discovered that he was nothing more than an intern commander, oppressed by a powerful corporation in a fictional country that closely resembled Earth. He had nothing to his name. Is he really destined to live a life of insignificance in this world? The shipgirls from his port, who are searching for him everywhere, probably wouldn’t think so. ‘I have an unbeatable fleet. Do I really have to put up with this nonsense? Everyone, clean up the mess for me!’" 30 Advanced Chapters on p@t reon (.) com/SenatusTheta

A Naruto fanfic where the MC is not an orphan and he does not chase after every single girl in the elemental nations (#NO-HAREM CLUB). What more could you want? ~~~SYNOPSIS~~~ When a popup appeared on Jacob's screen while he was playing Minecraft to fill out the transmigration form, he didn't expect it would actually happen because if he knew, he would've definitely not requested any random system as his cheat. ~What to expect~ # A protagonist who is not an orphan # NO-HAREM (No romance either at least till the point I've written.) # Even though he has a system, he wouldn't become op anytime soon so there would be lots and lots of training # Other characters won't be idiots to make the mc look smart ~What not to expect~ # HAREM # Cold emotionless mc # Immediate plot derailment Discord Link- https://discord.gg/vv884FK5r3 You can support me here: https://ko-fi.com/zeenon

Su Yi transmigrated to the Nine Provinces World and became the Emperor of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Houzhao, awakening the Lying Flat System. This is a vast world where countless dynasties are fused together, and martial cultivation can reach heights where one can split mountains and cleave seas. For twenty years, he did nothing but lie flat every day. Under his rule, countless capable subordinates helped him safeguard the dynasty, and his harem was filled with a perfect empress and beautiful consorts. Within the martial world, he even had soulmates with whom he shared deep bonds. He thought he could continue lying flat like this forever, until he became invincible in the mortal realm. But on this particular day... The Nine Provinces Golden List appeared, shaking the entire world. Second place of Nine Provinces Hidden Dragon Ranking: Wu Zhao, Empress of the Ming Dynasty, Li Meiniang. Realm: Great Grandmaster Great Perfection. Zhu Houzhao was stunned: "What? Empress, you’re actually Wu Zhao?" Wu Zhao: "Your Majesty, please let me explain..." First place of Nine Provinces Hidden Dragon Ranking: Su Yi, Emperor of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Houzhao. Realm: Land Immortal! Wu Zhao: … — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — This is a translation of a Chinese fanfic novel titled "金榜现世, 朕的皇后竟然是武曌". Although I know the wuxia genre isn’t very popular here, I still want to translate it so that those who enjoy it can read it with ease.

Ethan Li, a renowned dark director, famously known as the "Dark Cameron," never imagined he would be reborn one day! And in this new life, he found himself as a low-level Hollywood photographer. In this case, I, Ethan, won’t hold back! In my previous life, I worked with "Dark Scarlett" and "Dark Taylor." If I don’t get to direct the real Scarlett Johansson and Taylor Swift in this lifetime, making them strike eighteen iconic poses, wouldn’t that dishonor my status as a time traveler? And so… A legendary Hollywood director has emerged in this world! He is the secret lover of Black Widow and the ex-boyfriend mentioned many times in Taylor Swift’s songs. He is the creative king of the advertising industry and the music video director that top singers invite at sky-high prices. He is a frequent winner of the Oscars and other major film festivals, the godfather behind the scenes in Hollywood, revered by countless stars.

"On that day, not a single clan member was willing to follow me... In the early days of Konoha's founding, Uchiha Madara left the village. Before his departure, he called upon the entire clan, yet in the vast clan territory, not a single person was willing to join him... Just as he was losing hope, a young boy stepped forward! Madara was shocked to discover that the boy, despite his young age, had awakened the Mangekyō Sharingan! Not only was the boy's strength extraordinary, but he also knew the whereabouts of the Uchiha's secret weapon from years ago—Uchiha Hikari! And so, the three Uchiha formed a new team... Years later, Shin'u stood at the pinnacle, gazing down at the allied shinobi forces below and the Ōtsutsuki in the sky, a faint smile playing on his lips. "Lord Madara, back then, your fists weren't fast enough, nor were they ruthless enough..." [Single Female Lead, but Uchiha Hikari]