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"Don't touch there, it's dirty..." Su Yanyun flushes. The man smiles slightly and wipes the mud stains on her feet. "My baby, it's not dirty." Overnight, Young Master Yi changes from being a clean freak who is unable to even get close to his relatives to being desensitized and doting on this little woman of unknown origins. "Hubby, the baby in my belly is calling you!" Even if he has to cross half of Earth, Young Master Yi would still fly back overnight. "Boohoo, Hubby, they called the baby a bastard!" Capture all the scums who spread this rumor! "Hubby, I want to bring our baby on a trip!" Young Master Yi: "Don't forget to bring your luggage." "Which one?" "Me."

As a scandal magnet in the entertainment industry, even Yu Xia helping to chase away a dog can spark rumors of cohabitation, causing her manager to nearly vomit blood out of frustration. Unexpectedly, after returning from a trip, her manager went crazy and got her into a boy band talent show, supposedly to fight poison with poison. It's quite venomous, because... her ex-boyfriend is on this show! When the talent show aired— Fans: Yu Xia, stop your hands and mouth, you can't go after young idols! Manager: Yu Xia, you better take your work seriously, no getting involved with people. After the talent show formed a group, on the explosively popular escape variety show, Xie Qingci and Yu Xia teamed up, becoming the nation's most-clicked escape duo. Fans watched wide-eyed, as the sparks of love between them flew high. Fans: Kiss him! Kiss him till the world flips upside down! Manager: Yu Xia, you actually went and got involved with someone again! Yu Xia: Those were mistakes of the past, now I'm forced into this / takes out a handkerchief to wipe tears away [Older woman-younger man romance, talent show, comedic derivative livestream, escape variety show, passionate romance]

Chi Yaoxi, showbiz's most famous figure and winner of the best actress award was being cheated on by her boyfriend—and it had to be with her stepsister! And his excuse was that she's not willing to cohabit and have a child? Laughable! Chi Yaoxi attended a high-class party, intent on getting drunk and throwing money to a handsome face, whom she would spend the night with! Once she got tipsy, Chi Yaoxi threw herself into the arms of a gorgeous man. "You've caught my eye. Come to my room tonight, and I will give you millions." Li Qianming, a CEO of his own right, was stunned. He had met countless women who wanted to seduce him—this was the first time he met one buying him for the night. At the same time, the woman's stunning figure was latched to himself, her warm breath spraying all over his face. He carried her to his room. *** Waking up the next day, Chi Yaoxi smiled apologetically. "Sorry, I was drunk last night, but I will pay you anyway." Li Qianming studied her in her naked form with just a towel covering his own modesty, and whipped out a prenuptial agreement. "My son likes you. Let's get married today." "What??" Chi Yaoxi was shocked. The adorable kid helped his daddy get the girl by wrapping himself tightly around Chi Yaoxi and cried, "Mommy, my papa is actually kind on the inside. You won't lose if you invest in him—it's your victory if you marry him!" The great CEO nodded. "Marry me, and I will get you anything you want." The indomitable thespian somehow lost to the father and son duo, becoming a CEO's wife and a mother. As her man pinned her down and demanded a child, she realized she had thrown herself to the wolves and was going to be devoured clean.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

[Quickly wear + group pet + delicate heroine + abuse of scum] Su Zhiruan died unexpectedly, bound to the child-bearing system, and completed the task to obtain eternal life and endless wealth. This is great! She had no children in her previous life. After binding the system, she had many children and was spoiled by the male protagonist! The children are all obedient and sensible, well-behaved and easy to raise, and she has become a veritable lucky star! [Plane 1]: The emperor ascended the throne for five years, and there was no child in the harem. After having a love affair with Su Zhiruan, he directly filled the harem with princes and princesses. The emperor would pamper and hold them when he went to court, and even put down the emperor's shelf to play with the children, personally teach the princes, and look at Su Zhiruan with more and more hot eyes. "Little sweetheart, are you willing to be my queen, take care of the children together, and become my wife who is above all others!" [Plane 2]: The most mysterious master in the capital is said to be disabled. He is about to turn thirty but has no children. His relatives are eyeing his property and want to kill the heir leader every day. However, the appearance of Su Zhiruan completely eradicates their thoughts and directly gives birth to a bunch of children for this handsome man. When she wanted to leave, the man held her back. His originally cold and noble eyes were wronged and his voice was low. "Wife, don't abandon me and our children, please." Story and translation are not mine. All credits goes to the real owner. For offline purpose only.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

Upon his release from prison, she unexpectedly entangled with a mysterious prominent figure, directly obtaining their marriage certificate, and was spoiled to the skies! "Young Master Law, the Young Madam has been confessed to by a scumbag." "Break his leg for me!" "Young Master Law, someone is slandering the Young Madam as being kept." "Send the scandalous dirt of the opposite party to the trending searches!" "Young Master Law, it's bad; the Young Madam eloped with another man." The handsome and noble man was furious and immediately chased after her: "Let's go! Bring the cannon to blow him up!" One day, a reporter interviewed him: "Mr. Law, do you have any dreams?" The man looked at the girl with a doting smile: "Yes, to flirt with Cecilia, pamper Cecilia, and have Cecilia bear buns!" Everyone was shocked, and the next day, all the headlines in Stellerton became - The Eldest Young Master Law, unexpectedly a wife-doting fanatic! [1V1 absolute spoil of dual purity, the female protagonist is responsible for the beauty, the male protagonist is responsible for the pampering!]

Louis and Olivia were lovers for years. He proposed marriage to her, and she accepted and gave her virginity to him. When he discovered that she was pregnant, he became distraught and ended the relationship. Afterward, Louis regretted and Olivia met someone better - Denise, Louis's brother.. Denise and Olivia fell in love and got married after a month. She conceived immediately and when she delivered a set of twins. Then, Louis came up to claim the children. Arthur, Louis' father and Denise's uncle, a widower of thirteen years fell in love with Nichole, Denise's mother, and a widow. Their marriage strengthened the bond between the two families, but it brought a lot of hatred from the members of Bailey's family, who had eyes on Nichole and wished to marry her. This led to a secret plan to eliminate him and have Nichole by his cousin, Mr. Stephen Bailey. Louis refused to love again. He opted for surgery for memory erasure, which failed. Cassandra, who loved him unconditionally, accepted to marry him but conceived through IVF because he would not sleep with her. She named the child Olivia to make him happy, but he was not. When she got tired of the unbalanced relationship, she opted for a divorce. Would Louis' life be empty because of one wrong step?

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

Description Hit by a car, he transmigrated to the future. But it seemed that he was about to die again. After rebirth, he became a man with a miserable childhood who had no money or superpower. What’s more, he secretly had a crush for another man! Fine. He accepted his fate. However, there was more than that. “Yuan, let’s make a baby together.” Excuse me? Two men? No, Wait! “I don’t have that function!” “Yes, you do.” With that, the man pounced on top of him with a wicked smile. Two months later, a doctor smiled at him and said, “Congratulations. You’re now five weeks pregnant…” Associated Names 未来孕夫生子手册 Author Explosive Cutie 炸萌炸懵 Tags Curious Protagonist Futuristic Setting Handsome Male Lead Late Romance Mpreg Past Plays a Big Role Popular Love Interests Special Abilities Straight Uke Transmigration Weak Protagonist