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This book is also known as: "How Programmers Turn a Crappy Game into a Timeless Classic with a Single BUG" Recently, the president of Nitiandang, Gu Fan, once again fell from grace due to a minor bug in his new game. As a top-notch designer in the industry, all of the games designed by Gu Fan have very distinct characteristics: At first, players felt that these games were monotonous, dull, and purely revolting garbage. However, once players discovered a major bug, the gameplay underwent a drastic transformation, rendering them sleep-deprived and unable to quit! So, players once again launched a major debate over "whether this is actually a bug or a game mechanic." In response to this, Gu Fan clarified in an interview with all seriousness: "Hello everyone, I'm the game designer Gu Fan, but you can also call me by my English name: fan·gu (means rebel). "I want to reiterate firmly that these so-called 'core gameplays' were not part of our company's original design—they are bugs! It's just that we didn't fix them because the players liked them!"

Tong Huaqiong transmigrated to ancient times into the body of the malicious widow Tong Dajiao and witnessed the execution scene where the malicious widow and her children were wiped out. She returned to the year Tong Dajiao had just become a widow. At the age of forty, she was already a grandmother, embodying the roles of both a wicked stepmother and mother-in-law. Naturally, the children she raised were bad bamboo shoots. The only slight comfort she felt was that, as a widow, she didn't have to serve an old husband. In this transmigration story, she lacked all the golden fingers like systems or noble birth. She didn't even have the chance to rise through marriage. Who could a widow marry? Especially with a bunch of burdens. She could only rely on herself and her bunch of bad bamboos at home. Revitalize the family reputation, correct the children's behavior. Treat stepchildren, daughters-in-law, and granddaughters kindly, dismiss the plan of her youngest son to sell his granddaughter to a wealthy family in exchange for tuition fees, force the youngest son to strive through education on his own, use a stick to awaken the second son from being lazy and spoiled to becoming the family's backbone, and rid the youngest daughter of laziness, greed, and love-brain. Reclaim wasteland and plant crops using modern scientific knowledge, turning saline-alkali land into fertile fields, leading the whole family towards a moderately prosperous life; start a business from street vending, selling steamed buns, pastries, marinated dishes, raising pigs, beekeeping... gradually expanding their commercial territory.

Awakening the game producer system, Chen Ba is determined to become the godfather of games and create a new era of video games! But he soon discovers something is amiss... Why do strange bugs keep appearing in his self-produced games? A perfectly good love simulator can actually conquer other players and turn into a social dating app. A perfectly good fighting game can attack an opponent's graphics card through skills, causing the opponent's computer to black screen and win the victory. Faced with players' interrogations, Chen Ba earnestly replied: "This isn't a Bug, it's just a game feature, yes! That's exactly how I designed it back then..." Players: Please stop being so stubborn!

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for killing a Beast King above your level. Rewarding a tenfold amplification: Acquired an Immortal Body and sixty years of cultivation base!" Listening to the system prompt in his mind, Qin Yang stared at the large cockroach he had just stomped to death, looking completely bewildered. "Alert! A Beast Emperor-level Star Beast has been detected! Host, please flee immediately, or you will be torn to pieces!" Qin Yang looked at the tiny purple spider in front of him, a giant question mark hanging over his head—You call this thing a Beast Emperor? Later, inside the library, Qin Yang was reading a book when a little girl walked in. "Ding! The aura of a Female Emperor has been detected. Host, please kowtow and acknowledge her as your master immediately for a limitless future!" Qin Yang looked at the innocent young girl earnestly reading her book, his expression turning stiff. There is seriously something wrong with this system!!！

# CRESCIMENTO ILIMITADO Em um mundo paralelo, o jogo online, Reino dos Deuses, de repente se tornou a realidade. Su Cheng foi transportado para este mundo quando a mudança acabara de acontecer e obteve talentos semelhantes a trapaças. Talento para subidas de nível infinitas: Crescimento Ilimitado. Talento para armadura maximizada: Inquebrável. Talento para defesa mágica maximizada: Imunidade Mágica. Talento para tenacidade: Imunidade a Status. "Aviso! Seus pontos de vida atingiram o máximo. Você não poderá obter pontos de vida máximos adicionais." Su Cheng olhou para as informações no painel de status e depois para sua barra de vida que havia sido maximizada, sem qualquer expressão. Ele já havia atingido o pico naquele ponto.

Why does the heroine have to marry the villain? It started just as a game, but now it's her new reality! Pandemic Year 5. Chiaki Spring is just freshly dumped from her years-long relationship. Humankind sees no future, and her working condition is miserable. She’s determined to start life anew by joining a metaverse called the Dome. Chiaki transmigrates into a strong and promiscuous heroine based on the action-adventure game she’s obsessed with. Unfortunately, System forces her to marry the villain character of the original game. Does Lance Hua put his heart into this marriage or view her as merely a tool for power? What big secret lurks underneath this scheming System? ================ Excerpt ================ "I'm not a sophisticated cook; my home cooking is so-so." "I can cook just fine." "Please split the house chores. With my guardianship duty, it's impossible for me to do the housekeeping alone." "Do you think I can't pay for cleaners?" Chiaki looked up from beneath her long lashes. "And lastly, um, don't force me in bed without my consent." The Evil Lord of the Northern region leaned closer, lowering his head until his dark irises turned blurred in her vision. "Do I even look like I want to sleep with you?" ======= This novel shares the same universe as my other novel, Taking Back This Battered World (TBTBW). However, you can read this transmigration novel without knowing the background in TBTBW first because I will re-explain the concepts and keywords as the story progresses. A bit spoiler: some characters from TBTBW will be briefly mentioned or make a brief appearance here. ======= Follow me on Insta: @heavenlyflower_sl Read my other novel: [FL] - shares the same universe as this novel Taking Back This Battered World ======= Cover not owned by author. Copyright goes to the artist who drew and posted it on Pinterest. Text made by logo design on Flamingtext.

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Aiko Matsumoto never expected salvation to arrive on two wheels. Soaked to the skin and weighed down by months of neglect, she sits alone at a park fountain— until a young Spain cyclist stops, kneels, and begins to wash and untangle her hair. Each careful motion, each quiet hum beneath the storm, carries a message Aiko has longed to hear: You are worth caring for. The boy vanishes into the thunder before she can catch his name, but his gentle touch awakens a fierce resolve. His gift awakens a dormant inheritance: her late mother’s craft of beauty and transformation. In secret, Aiko apprentices at a small neighborhood salon, learns the language of hair, and prepares for a future her aunt forbids. Every knot she untangles—on a mannequin, on a client, within herself— brings new danger at home and sharper questions about the boy who began it all. _________________________________________________ If you like the episodes give the series a like and a review

The killing game is coming, and the global apocalypse has begun! Everyone awakens talents, ranging from F level to S level! In his previous life, Lin Chuan had no level of fireball talent when he awakened, but his fireballs could not cause any damage to living creatures at all! He didn't discover until the fifth day of the apocalypse that the real use of his fireball talent was to burn corpses! And he can obtain the attributes, skills, talents, etc. of the corpse by burning the corpse! With such a bug-level talent, Lin Chuan still fell into the special gameplay of the killing game in his previous life! Relive your life and go back to the moment when the killing game comes and the next world begins! In this life, Lin Chuan not only possesses a bug-level talent, he is also a prophet. He has mastered more game rules than anyone else, and he also understands the true horror of the killing game better than anyone else! In this life, Lin Chuan will be invincible!

My first try at writing! So please leave comments about what you like or don't like! Watch Ah'Ming navigate the infinite flow, and gradually realise the secrets of the universe! Just as a warning though, it gets dark really fast.