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Reborn as Kisame, I kidnapped and robbed, didn’t pay my debts, beat up the elderly, bullied children, attacked others without telling the truth, and often killed my superiors and employers… But I know that I am a good ninja. ____________________________________________ support me for additional chapters in patreon: patreon.com/dragonNEET _______________ This is not my novel, I am just translating it. The cover image is not mine. The original title: Ninja World: I’m Not a Human Being!

Good news: I’ve been reborn as a member of the Uchiha clan—right in the middle of the Second Shinobi World War. Bad news: My name is Tobirama. Good news: I start out with strength on par with a healthy Itachi Uchiha, enough to instantly crush the Five Kage. Bad news: Why is my very first scene a battlefield soaked in blood and corpses?! Looks like it’s time to chug some healing potions. --- Tobirama Uchiha: “Konoha’s so-called F4—prepare to die.” “I’m not singling anyone out.” “I mean all five of you Kage… are garbage.” “And you—Madara Uchiha.” “Do you want to dance too?”

A code monkey is reborn as an Uchiha (Tahara Rokuro). The looming threat of the clan’s annihilation night hangs over him like a sword, constantly reminding the protagonist that he must grow stronger to survive. Question: How do you successfully get through the Night of the Uchiha Massacre? Answer: Defeat those two maniacs — Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Obito! How to beat them? Relying on raw talent won’t work — those two are practically Kishimoto’s chosen sons, and the protagonist doesn’t have a 【System】 or any golden finger. While he’s fretting, he learns basic fūinjutsu (sealing techniques) from his mother. Seeing how even Kaguya was ultimately defeated by sealing techniques in the grand finale, the protagonist catches a glimpse of hope. He soon realizes that the spells and inscriptions that compose sealing arts resemble programming code — and thus a coder-Uchiha is born. “Itachi and Obito may have the talent, but talent bows to cash. I’ll become the top spender in the shinobi world — gear them to death!” Author:  宅家老王 NOTE: I do not own the original story, characters, or any associated content. All rights remain with the original creator(s). This translation is created purely for enjoyment and to share appreciation for the work. No copyright infringement is intended.

It is the 49th year of Konoha, and the Uchiha clan massacre is only seven years away. A set of women's clothing that accelerates training when worn. A Zanpakutō that grants invincibility upon releasing its Bankai. In this urgent and chaotic time, Qing Chuan has been transported to this world. To survive, he has no choice but to don women's clothes and speed up his training. While training, he meets Itachi Uchiha. To hide his identity and avoid suspicion, he takes on the alias Haruko. In the blink of an eye, seven years have passed...

XYZ, an ordinary student who was arguing with his friend about the glorious traitor Uchiha Itachi, finds himself accidentally kissing the God of Reincarnation, Truck-kun. Unfortunately, Truck-kun couldn't withstand the blasphemy against God and punishes XYZ with death and reincarnates him into Itachi, whom XYZ despises the most in Naruto. But, considering the man who took her first kiss, she gives him a system. XYZ, now Itachi, who woke up as a 12-year-old, one year before the Uchiha clan massacre, discovers a system or MUGA SYSTEM (Make Uchiha Great Again System) which gives him rewards every year. The stronger the Uchiha clan, the more prosperous the Uchiha clan, the greater the rewards. [ NOVICE GIFT PACKAGE OPENING EX-LEVEL SKILL LIFE-DEATH ARENA REWARDED ] [ OPENING GIFT PACKAGE CONGRATULATIONS TO THE HOST FOR RECEIVING EX-LEVEL FŪINJUTSU (SEALING TECHNIQUES) CONGRATULATIONS TO THE HOST FOR RECEIVING ONE DROP OF ELIXIR OF LIFE DETECTING FIRST-TIME GIFT PACKAGE OPENING… ADDITIONAL REWARD GRANTED: ONE-TIME USAGE OF ENHANCED TALK-NO-JUTSU ] Read how the new Uchiha Itachi leads the evil Uchiha clan from being suppressed by the kind Sarutobi Hiruzen and Saint Shimura Danzo to the top of the Ninja World. --- Warning: This is not a hyper-serious Naruto fanfiction. While the story has its serious moments, it also contains jokes, lighthearted scenes, and occasional crack-like humor. If you're looking for a completely serious and realistic take on Naruto, this story may not be for you. --- Disclaimer This is a fan-made work of fiction based on the Naruto series. Naruto and all related characters, settings, and concepts are the original creation of Masashi Kishimoto. I do not claim ownership of any characters or world elements from the Naruto franchise. All rights belong to their respective creators and copyright holders. This work is created purely for entertainment and creative expression, with no intent to infringe on any copyrights.

1-245end A modern young man transmigrates into the body of Uchiha Itachi and merges with his predecessor's memories. Gone are the days of effortlessly defeating seven opponents at once — the modern-day "shrimp Itachi" (a playful or self-deprecating nickname) finally awakens after having his eyes gouged out, and begins a relentless pursuit of power... read more inPatreon= belamy20 Thus, the ninja world...

After defeating Kabuto Yakushi and stopping the Fourth Great Ninja War, Itachi Uchiha finally fulfilled his mission. He carried endless darkness, pain, and contradictions in his heart, yet in the end, he passed his will and love to Sasuke Uchiha. With no regrets left in the ninja world, Itachi closed his eyes, believing everything was finally over. But fate had other plans. When he opened his eyes again, he found himself in his eighteen-year-old body. The world around him was no longer the shinobi world. Above him shimmered the sea light near the Sabaody Archipelago. A new era had begun — the era of pirates. “The Great Pirate Era?” “The Thousand Sunny?” “You’re heading to Fish-Man Island ten thousand meters under the sea?” “You want to reach the end of the Grand Line?” And then— “You want me to join your crew?” A young man wearing a straw hat stood in front of him, grinning brightly. Monkey D. Luffy waved at him with a wide smile. “This must be fate!” Luffy laughed. “Come with us!” And just like that, Itachi’s new journey in the world of pirates began.

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This is my lemon collection. Would you like to have a sample? It is totally free to try! Come, let me make you a glass. Some lemons are sweet. Some are bitter. Some are rotten. And some are stolen from the stand next door and remixed for your pleasure! But don’t worry about all of that. It is all part of the fiction. Please, come over and have a glass. I have made more than a dozen for you to choose. Since I am such an idiot, I am not sure which glass is full and which glass is empty. The glasses are not even placed in order on the table, so please have a check of the volume before enjoying your drink. Who knows, you might find something interesting. If you love my work, you can commission another piece, to be added to your glass. If you don’t want to, please enjoy while it last! This is my lemon collection, come, come and have a look! Have a drink, it’s totally free! Just don’t get too addicted, because that will not be healthy for you! By the way, no kids are allowed! ******************************** If you didn’t understand all of that, it means that this is my fanfiction collection over the years. Some of them are completed – usually one-shots. Some of them are not – most aren’t. Some of them will make you vomit from disgust. Some are parodied, basing on another story I read somewhere. It is totally fine to parody or rewrite another fanfiction, so don’t b*tch about it. Please read the volume title before you b*tch about why the story just abruptly stopped. And if you want more chapters, you can commission it by becoming my patron. Use my penname to search. ******************************** Disclaimer: This collection contains graphical violence and sex scenes. Absolutely no children allowed to drink my lemon! Fanfiction: Naruto. Harry Potter. Fate Stay Night. Disney, and so on… ******************************** Discord Server: https://discord.gg/ffazvKp

Stella Sterling, born into wealth, had always followed the rules. Jaded by the hypocrisy of high society, she suddenly had a whim one day to have an ordinary romance. Thus, a fabricated rumor that Stella Sterling had spent a fortune to hire a Matchmaker from a dating site to find her a partner quickly spread through her circles. Those on good terms with her teased and watched the fun. Those on bad terms with her waited to see her become a joke. Later, an employee from the dating website revealed, "The company was acquired with an investment from a Vicenzan tycoon, and the profile of a certain female member with the surname Sterling was hidden overnight." The public speculated wildly about the identities of the Vicenzan tycoon and the female member with the surname Sterling. - Later on, a candid street photo that was accidentally captured went viral. In the dense night of The Spire on Vesper Island— Beside a Benz, a handsome, composed, and dignified man lifted a striking beauty in a red dress with one arm, pressing her against the car door and lowering his head for a deep kiss. In the faint light and shadow, the woman's flowing hair was swept by the wind, wrapping around the man's finger, which wore a pinky ring. Like a footnote to a romance, and even more like a vintage film frame etched into the axis of time. Someone immediately dug up the man's identity based on clues from the photo. The eldest son of Vicenza's Rhodes Family—low-profile and inscrutable, cold and untamable, and also the powerful contemporary authority of The Vesper Circle. And the alluring, glamorous belle by his side was none other than Stella Sterling. When the street photo spread to the mainland, everyone excitedly exclaimed: "The case is solved, the case is solved—"