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A soul from the modern world dies and awakens before a mystical wheel of fate. His reward: a powerful Barbarian template granting mastery over lightning and ice. A second spin grants him the legendary Leviathan Axe. Reborn three thousand years before canon events, he must carve his legend in a brutal era where strength decides destiny.

Juane has always been wanting to do his barbarian clan proud. now he can! but to do so he must understand the secret to his soul. his aura is unlocked but that's not all. He needs... something.... someone... someones? Maybe? Follow along as Jaune the Barbarian has to figure out that sometimes. Even the greatest warriors... need a hand from their friends.

Hello, Author here - I'm absolutely horrid at writing synopsis as I've recently found out. I've been trying to write one for the past hour but I just can't get it right. So, I thought instead of giving too much away or giving too little details about the book, I'd just tell you what you're in for. Basically, the MC is reborn into Marvel, more specifically an MCU timeline that has been merged with the McAvoy X-Men timeline. MC will be a Mutant who's mutant power is that anytime he wants, he can travel to an unusual world that is reminiscent of the Dungeons from the Gamer series, and after he kills enough Mobs in the dungeon, a boss spawns just like in the Manhwa. Except these bosses correlate to a boss from my favorite game: Dark Souls 3. Obviously he also has a system but it'll be a bit different than the system from the Gamer. It'll have a class in it, for one. Which for the MC, is obviously a Barbarian. Either way, this is my first fanfic, so I hope to not disappoint too much!

Selama era Sengoku feodal Jepang, tentara samurai perkasa pertempuran di seluruh tanah matahari terbit. Pembunuhan mendadak Lord Nobunaga yang kuat telah memicu mad dash untuk kekuasaan. Panglima perang dari setiap kerajaan telah mengubah tentara mereka menjadi mesin perang, masing-masing berharap untuk memberlakukan mereka sendiri visi pribadi untuk masa depan Jepang.

Indian doctor came across her dreamland. and meet the guy of her life. will they end up or their profession will apart them?

This is a short story. So I will give a short summary. One Man. Out Of Commission. One Promise. Back For Blood. To Hunt. For One Last Time. It's an Marvel AU. Warning: This is not a John Wick Fanfic. But has elements and inspiration based on the character John Wick. --- Support me on patreon, if you wish. Link:patreon.com/Darkwolfest 1. You will get 20+ additional chapters in total. 2. Exclusive voting power and special shout outs. 3. Sponsorship for my latest chapters.

A normal person died due to unknown reasons. A man reincarnates with nothing but himself in world of ninjas as a Hyuga in the most bloodiest time, The Warring states Era! Watch how his journey unfolds. Will he conquer everything? Will he die a miserable death? Read to find out. Disclaimer: I am not taking any responsibility for anything nor I owe the series I include in this piece of art except my own characters. Read at your own risk. Also here is my discord pls join. https://discord.gg/FCPJrGGrxd

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.

Reborn alongside her son, Chen Xiaobao, Chen Momo learns from the mistakes of her past life and starts a frantic hoarding spree. To survive, the mother-and-son duo each put their skills to use in the apocalypse. The lively little Chen Xiaobao quickly wins everyone's heart, and Chen Momo finds love of her own in the apocalypse too...

Feng Qing, a top surgeon from the 21st century, wakes up in a body no one wants — married off to Rong Ling, the most powerful Regent in Dayan, a man who makes it abundantly clear: "Do you think you're worthy of marrying this king? Foolish." While he keeps his distance, she keeps herself busy, saving lives with medical knowledge centuries ahead of its time, collecting debts from those who wronged the original body's owner, and planning her exit strategy. Later, he became the New Emperor— "Qing Qing, from now on, you are my Empress." "Not interested."