funny taoist stories

The day Taoist Wang Ye came down the mountain Eldest senior sister: "I’m giving you a billion-dollar hotel, follow me." Second senior sister: "A healer’s heart, Wang Ye, come work as Divine Doctor in my clinic." Third senior sister: "Senior sister wants to take you to conquer the entire entertainment industry." Fifth senior sister: "Wang Ye, from today on, you are the chief appraisal master in my treasure appraisal business." Sixth senior sister: "Fly through the blue skies and travel the world with me." Fourth senior sister: "Follow the fourth senior sister, you can’t go wrong…" Ah... The senior sisters are too formidable, what a dilemma!

"The Way can be understood, and surname can be named, but not ordinary. Without a name, it's the beginning of heaven and earth. With a name, it's the mother of all things. Well, there might be another 'name,' called the Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young, hehe..." "I've achieved enlightenment! I've achieved enlightenment! HAHAHAHAHA!!!" Watching his fellow Daoist whose skull has split open, the ribcage torn, growing wings of flesh, and flying into the sky, Li Fan, with lingering fear, stops his sermon for the day. "Sigh, I can't just blabber about the Daoist skill anymore, I've driven another one mad..."

After traveling to a world of cultivators, Su Yu becomes a member of a common cultivation family's collateral branch, with his cultivation talent evolving from remarkably average to an unsurpassable prodigy of the Daoism. With a proficiency panel embedded within him, he defies all limitations of the Spiritual Root and enlightenment, all he needs is to consistently cultivate from nine-to-five to accumulate proficiency and enhance his strength. There are no bottlenecks in his cultivation. After steady growth for many years, the Immortal Realm gains another lord of the eternal Daoism, who even outlives an Immortal Emperor. ... ps: behind the scenes, persistent plot, exciting text, over ten thousand subscriptions.

【Exhilarating】【New Ultimate Path Plus Points】【Dry Humor】 The world plummets; who shall uphold the heavens? Demons spawn from earth and sky, the Taoist stands valiant and resolute. I am Yi Chen, 'Chen' as in dust, styled Yi Chengzi, eighteen years old, fearful of violent evil spirits, fond of making money. With a cold heart and ruthless hands, he transmigrated to a bizarre world where goblins and malevolent spirits dwell, becoming the eldest senior brother of the Hidden Dragon Pavilion, and as his master lay dying, he entrusted Yi Chengzi with the duty to uphold the path of benevolence and righteousness, to take good care of his younger Taoist brothers; he promised he would. However, his understanding of the path of benevolence and righteousness differed slightly from that of his master. What is benevolence? Slicing evil men and ghosts in half is benevolence. What is righteousness? Smashing the heads of evil men and ghosts into their chests completes righteousness. After his master's death, unable to awaken 'spiritual essence' for cultivation, he set upon an unorthodox path of cultivation with the help of the Golden Finger. Facing the wolves eager for a fight after his master's demise, he struck with heavy fists, understanding the true essence of righteousness. Confronting the malevolent spirits that stood in his way, he naturally reformed them with the iron fists of love. He slew demons, exorcised evil, and tested his sword against various spiritual cultivators, enjoying the landscapes of the world. When he reached the summit and looked around, he was shocked to find that demons were but minor afflictions and that this land and sky were falling... A millennium-long scheme, an eternal enigma, slowly unveiled itself. Strange, it has arrived, and it does not die or perish. Witnessing this scene, Yi Chen laughed. Even the malevolent dogs passing by his Taoist abode had to endure a couple of slaps; how dare someone be so disrespectful to him? Yi Taoist stomped one foot and soared into the heavens! The onlookers exclaimed in shock, "Taoist, stop fighting, the great 'Dao' is nearly worn away!"

"Mr. Xu, are you really a Heavenly Master?" "As genuine as they come, more real than gold!" "I've heard that your reputation in the supernatural circle is really bad, even to the point where a ghost once called the police saying you were threatening him?" "Impossible!" "It wasn't me!" "Don't talk nonsense!" Xu Yang clenched the Thousand-Year Peachwood Sword in his hand, and said, "What's the name of that ghost? Would you dare to let him confront me face to face?" (PS: This book is also known as 'This Heavenly Master is too Vicious', 'Scaring Ghosts Makes You Stronger'.)

Ye Wu transmigrates into a cultivation novel, becoming the sycophant female supporting character. The female lead, Lin Huanhuan, and her numerous harems live happily every day. However, she recklessly sets her eyes on one of the female lead's harems: the neighboring Sword Cultivator male lead who practices the Heartless Dao but is only captivated by the female lead. In the book, she disregards her five Taoist Companions and for decades becomes a sycophant for the male lead. Upon reviewing her memories, Ye Wu turned dark-faced. Be a sycophant? Ye Wu couldn’t possibly be a sycophant in this life! The five Taoist Companions are incomparably handsome, aren’t they alluring? Ye Wu initially thought she was about to enjoy a life surrounded by companions. Unexpectedly, all five of them hate her to the core. The handsome Jiao Long from the Jiao Long Clan had his hardest protective scale stripped by her and given to the male lead. The strange Demon Clan was bound by her in the Artifact Refining Room and subjected to Karmic Fire for the male lead's Artifact Refining. The young boy from the Human Clan, focused on swordsmanship, had his family heirloom taken by her and presented to the male lead... There is also the scheming sickly boy, and the innocent Nine-tailed Fox youngster... System: As long as the host strategizes them and gains their favorability, rewards can be exchanged. They currently hate the host immensely, it is advised that the host apologize soon to win back their favorability. Ye Wu: "???" After just being a sycophant for the Heartless Dao male lead, now she has to be a sycophant for the five of them? No way! She enthralls the five Taoist Companions with her expression: "The more you love me, the more benefits you get. Can't fall in love with me? That’s your problem, go back and introspect." Later on, Ye Wu prepares to ascend and she indicates she can set them free. But the five Taoist Companions, with red eyes, kneel in front of her, begging her not to abandon them.

Having been transported to a low Martial Arts world devoid of magic and bereft of ways to attain immortality, Xu Xuan had thought his life would be mired in mediocrity, sinking into the mortal world. Unexpectedly, he awakened to the existence of a Divine Mirror that connected two realms, utilizing this mirror to trade materials between the two worlds in search of opportunities for cultivation. From then on, he rose from insignificance, embarking on the path to eternal life. He obtained true enlightenment and transcended the ordinary to become holy. Between heaven and earth, I alone am immortal.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

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