funny mafia game stories

Fang Heng was transmigrated to a parallel world and his soul was forced into the body of a man who had just committed suicide. Huh? What? Every human here was being forced to join a game? Those who refused would be killed? Wait? This suicide dude was a pro gamer? He had the highest S-rank talent sill, the Zombie Clone? Damn! The S-rank skill evolved! My zombie clones could auto hunt! [Your zombie army has crafted Wooden Axe x720 when you were offline. You have received 1921 experience points for the Basic Crafting skill.] [Your zombie army has chopped down 27,821 trees and gathered 128,973 pieces of wood while you were offline. You have received 2,171,921 experience points for the Basic Wood Chopping skill.] Just as the rest of the players were struggling to survive in the zombie apocalyptic game, Fang Heng's zombie clones were starting to clear every resource out of the forest. Hm... What an interesting game!

While they mine for gold, I dig graves. While they use healing ointment, I munch on graveyard grass. While they take Mana Potions, I light incense and candles. While they meditate to recover, I rest in a coffin, While they attack with magic, I retaliate by tossing paper money. ... Let's see how a skeleton turns the tables in an online game, stirring up chaos to become the ultimate boss!

"Welcome aboard the Dimensional Rift game exclusive train. This train will depart from the Level E Departure Station and head to Level D stations. Please ensure your safety while boarding in an orderly manner and abide by the train rules." "The train rules are as follows:" "1. Do not bring non-game items onto the train. (Underwear is the exception)" "2. Consumption is mandatory. (All train staff are unpaid volunteers)" "3. Do not turn on the lights after they are out. (Except for those who are exceptionally talented and courageous)" "Additionally, the train encourages various leisure activities such as sneak attacks, brawling, and predation. Players are free to choose." "We wish you a pleasant journey."

Suddenly becomes a mafia boss in a superpowers world and you are only 3 years old?! Ainsley Sloan, a 20-year-old avid anime lover, suddenly transmigrated into a body of a toddler. The father eloped with a woman, and the mother was just a surrogate mom. The two left behind their 3-years-old baby girl to rule over a mid-sized mafia family! No, this can't be! Ainsley was forced to embrace the abandoned Sloan Family and bring their family to the top of the dangerous mafia world– else she died. But, worry not! With the power of ultimate luck, the help of her loyal subordinates, and the protection of her cats-becoming-human, Ainsley will kick any enemies coming her way! A late encounter with a certain system even paved a flowery path for her. With its help, Ainsley will be the best mafia boss, and an extraordinary one! When other mafia bosses smoke cigarettes, Ain has choco Pocky stuck in her mouth. When other bosses swirl their glass of red wine, Ain blows her cup of hot milk! When other bosses blow their gun after a fight...Ain changes her diaper. Watch the baby take over the mafia world with her unique baby charm! 7 years later. A certain shrewd mini boss: "Ain, how about becoming my fiancee?" The boy five years older than the toddler waved a limited edition BL pillow case as a bribe. A certain system: kiddo, accept his proposal! sucks his money! Wtf you two. Fiancee your a*s!! I'm only 10! PS: If you expect fast-paced bad*ss FL, face-slapping & heroic deed in the first 100 chapters, this book might be not to your taste _____ Ancient/modern setting books: 1. The Dragon Prince's Wife is a Translator (completed)  2. The CEO's Office Boy is a Girl (completed)  Baby protagonist series: 1. I Become Baby Mafia Boss (completed) 2. I Always Become A Baby! (quick transmigration, completed) Dating sim game book: 1. Mr CEO, Move On! (Dropped because of system issue not allowing to update more chapters after accidentally changing book status to completed) Follow my Instagram: @zehell2218 & @willhem_l Discord server: https://discord.gg/axqNyHv

Gaining weight while single, carless, houseless, 25-year-old Tang Song, could see no hope in life. After facing workplace bullying, the Attractive Man nurturing game he had played for three years suddenly descended into the real world, along with the massive wealth and elite talents he possessed in the game. This is a story about nurturing an Attractive Man.

Su Mo, a late bloomer, was introverted and bad at socializing with strangers. He thought his life would stay pretty ordinary, but everything changed when he started playing the popular game Star Ring. He unexpectedly rediscovered the joys of life and set off on a journey to claim the throne.

1 drop of blood = 1-Up Other people game overnight, I game overnight and bleed. Ever since the dimensional storms descended upon Earth, numerous dimensional zones have appeared, bringing with them all kinds of dimensional creatures—Immortals, Buddhas, Devils, Angels, Elves, etc. Yet, all these strange dimensional zones can turn into dungeon instances on my phone. Other people risk their lives adventuring, I spend all my time gaming. Monsters drop dimensional crystals that boost stats, imbue new skills, and join me as Companion Beasts. These Companion Beasts fight alongside me or alone, augmenting me with their skills and strength. Rare monsters in real life? I'll just restart the game with a drop of blood to grind it. I really need a blood transfusion.

An alien civilization invades, prompting a global Spirit Power Awakening, with a new game arising to combat the alien civilization... What? All transactions in-game can only be conducted using spiritual energy coins? Without spending a large sum, it's impossible to quickly improve your strength? Standing next to the largest Spiritual Spring Eye in the world, Su Yu reveals a smile. I have ten billion spiritual energy coins! Are you scared? ...... PS: I have a completed old book with 1.6 million words, it’s a testament to my credibility.

—¿De repente te conviertes en jefa de la mafia en un mundo de superpoderes y solo tienes 3 años? Ainsley Sloan, una joven de 20 años amante del anime, transmigrada de repente en el cuerpo de una niña pequeña. El padre se escapó con una mujer, y la madre era solo una madre sustituta. ¡Los dos dejaron atrás a su bebé de 3 años para gobernar una familia mafiosa de tamaño mediano! No, ¡esto no puede ser! Ainsley se vio obligada a abrazar la abandonada Familia Sloan y llevar a su familia a la cima del peligroso mundo de la mafia, si no, moriría. Pero, ¡no te preocupes! Con el poder de la suerte suprema, la ayuda de sus leales subordinados y la protección de sus gatos convertidos en seres humanos, ¡Ainsley pateará a cualquier enemigo que venga en su camino! Un encuentro tardío con un cierto sistema incluso le allanó un camino florido. Con su ayuda, Ainsley será la mejor jefa de la mafia, ¡y una extraordinaria! Cuando otros jefes de la mafia fuman cigarrillos, Ain tiene un Pocky de chocolate metido en la boca. Cuando otros jefes hacen girar su copa de vino tinto, Ain sopla su taza de leche caliente. Cuando otros jefes soplan su arma después de una pelea... Ain se cambia el pañal. ¡Mira al bebé tomar el control del mundo de la mafia con su único encanto de bebé! 7 años después. Un cierto mini jefe astuto: —Ain, ¿qué te parece si te conviertes en mi prometida? —El niño cinco años mayor que la niña pequeña agitaba una funda de almohada BL de edición limitada como soborno. Un cierto sistema: niña, ¡acepta su propuesta! ¡Exprime su dinero! —Wtf ustedes dos. ¡Prometida mis narices! ¡Solo tengo 10 años! PS: Si esperas una FL (female lead) implacable y rápida, bofetadas y hazañas heroicas en los primeros 100 capítulos, este libro podría no ser de tu gusto. _____ Libros de ambiente antiguo/moderno: 1. La esposa del Príncipe Dragón es traductora (completo) 2. La niña del oficinista del CEO (completo) Serie de protagonistas bebés: 1. Me convierto en jefa de la mafia bebé (en curso) 2. ¡Siempre me convierto en un bebé! (transmigración rápida, en curso) Libro de juego de citas: 1. ¡Señor CEO, Sigue Adelante! (Abandonado debido a problemas del sistema que no permiten actualizar más capítulos después de cambiar accidentalmente el estado del libro a completado) Sigue mi Instagram: @zehell2218 & @willhem_l Servidor de Discord: https://discord.gg/axqNyHv

Qin Lin was playing a nostalgic game called “Ranches Story” when he was electrocuted. He suddenly discovered that he had the ability to enter into the game. He could even bring a watermelon he had planted in the game back to reality. At first, his plan was to sell watermelon for 2 yuan a catty. In that case, he could earn 20,000 yuan by planting 10,000 catties worth of watermelon in the game every day and selling them in reality. Later on, he discovered that by leveling up his ranch, he could obtain high quality crops that surpassed that of the real world. If he reared livestock, they were of far higher quality than that of reality. After he built factories, he obtained various recipes that far surpassed that of the real world. Everything changed after that.