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After he crossed over, Yang Song thought that his life was a bit regretful. He thought that after crossing over, with this system, he would soar into the heaven and enjoy the glory. But alas, even after so many years, there was no sign of activation at all. This year, he was almost 100 years old. Yang Song sighed gently, "It looks like I have no fate with this system in this life." [Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully activating the Immortal Cultivation System.] Hearing this prompt, Yang Song jumped up with a high spirit. One year later, Yang Song couldn’t help but sigh, “Life’s really hard.” He was already over 100 years old but still had to cultivate immortality. —————————- Note: There is a slight LGBT scene in the early chapter, but farther away from that, there won’t be any of it anymore.

Time changes everything, isn't it?! The true example, I ever deemed to see was him, my Hercules who had been a boy filled with adventure to be filled with shame, then becoming an ox who would later become an alcoholic also a wife beater but suddenly, he turn out to a man of a gentle heart... A story that show's the tides of reality hits the boat of life yet how could you face the tide with an iron heart like my Hercules!

“Good grandson, grandpa has no money for the war, burn the money!” Nightmares like this, Zhang Di was happy to mention at least one every day, and then didn't take it seriously. Until one day, he dream that his grandfather was furious: “Brat, why is it so hard to let you burn money? Why don't Grandpa just send someone up there to teach you how to burn paper money by hand!” Grandpa wants to attack the city? That's okay; burn him a bazooka. Grandpa has no money to spend? That's okay; burn two truckloads.” “Boss, zap me a nuke with little boy ...... written on it.” Hell was played out by the grandpas.

It's not so easy to make it as a superhero these days. In the golden age of heroes, it didn't matter what kind of ability you had. If you had an ability, dressed up in bright colors, and came up with a crazy name; you had it made. You were a hero. The world isn't so simple anymore. Kyle Kane is finding life as a teenage superhero to be worse than a pimple on prom night. Eliminated from his team and forced into normal classes, Kyle's F class powers have doomed him to harassment and mediocrity. Then one day, he gets a cranky message from a system. "I'm your system, congratulations, blah blah blah." Is this Kyle's chance or just another new way to be humiliated?

Jasmine Lee discovered her ability to communicate with the underworld when she was twelve. Since then, she has been living a comfortable life of making money effortlessly. Many people in her circle have heard of the name of Master Jasmine, the miraculous girl who can connect you with deceased loved ones with just a phone number. Worried about the company's continuous losses? Don't fret, ask Master Jasmine to help you find your dead powerful dad. Project not completed and the person in charge suddenly died from overwork? Don't worry, with Master Jasmine's assistance, even as a ghost, one must uphold their reputation -- unfinished business from before death must be completed. Each time Jasmine successfully fulfills a wish from a dead person, she gets a magic gift from the dead person. She's doing so well until she gets a special gift - the glamor halo (entertainment), so she decides to go into the entertainment world...

In a world where humanity’s sins birth abominations of pure malice known as phantoms Garridan Wraith has found himself with a unique opportunity. He can screw over the mangaka who ruined the series, and he’ll do it by destroying the plot one arc after another! Heroines and villains beware, the man punished by the mysterious mangaka to live in this world is taking it in stride! What to expect: A morally grey and often times evil main character. Yanderes, lots of those. Smut, this is p0rn with plot. Big harem, almost every female character in the story kind of big. A world that despite supposedly being the setting of a shonen story is filled with nightmares and calamities definitely not for younger eyes. Complex power system, suspense and action stemming from limitations and conditions. Monster hunting, the phantoms aren't going to kill themselves after all! I plan on posting everyday, schedule kind of depends on work though so be warned. Thanks for reading, Useless out! Additional Tags: Battle Academy | Clingy lover | Comedic Undertone | Conditional Power | Confident Protagonist | Contracts | Elemental Magic | Hard-working Protagonist | Harem-seeking Protagonist | Human-Nonhuman Relationship | Incest | Love Interest Falls in Love First | Magic | Male Yandere | Monster Girls | Monster Society | Obsessive Love | Strong Love Interests | Strong to Stronger | Overpowered You can find this story on Scribblehub: https://www.scribblehub.com/series/771215/your-manga-sucks-ill-prove-it/ And if you'd like to support then here is my Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/uselessdegenerate I don't know how this platform works as an author so if you could support me with this thing’s equivalent of a like or even add it to your reading list I would greatly appreciate it.

Heartbeat after all the hatred

A promising young doctor... works himself to death! His soul transmigrates into a cruel martial world. But instead of the handsome body of a young master, the heavens play a cruel joke. He wakes up as "Old Man Wang," a fifty-year-old owner of a failing medicine shop, whose only redeeming quality is his honest, kind, and harmless face! Yet, in his despair, a miracle occurs. The [Divine Doctor System] activates! It grants him not only god-tier pill refining skills and profound medical knowledge but also a very bizarre mission... He must "treat" the most beautiful women in the land, using the most "profound" and "intimate" methods imaginable! Wang Cheng must now embrace his role as the "Kind Old Man." Using his harmless face and divine alchemy skills as a facade, he employs cunning schemes and unheard-of medical rhetoric. His goal: to lure formidable female generals, ruthless young demon sect leaders, and even the noble Empress herself, forcing them to willingly undress and climb into his bed to "receive treatment." "Little lady, your body is in chaos because your Yin energy is obstructed... Come... let this old man use his Yang energy to help you break through." This is the legend of a young man in an old man's body. Wielding otherworldly medical knowledge and dazzling cunning, he will build a harem that shakes the entire realm. He will subdue the land's most beautiful women with his "Divine Touch" and conquer the martial world with "Heavenly Elixirs" that only he can refine!

Izayoi and Akiza have the worst possible opinions of each other, even after living together for two years. He thinks she's a selfish brat, she believes he's a perverted slacker. The animosity has reached a breaking point and Akiza wants to move out. Time apart sounds ideal until they both start experiencing strange dreams. In these fantasies, they're the wrong bodies! The events of their dreams threaten to spill out into the real world, causing havoc in their lives as they try to work out what is happening to them, what powers are causing it and more importantly, how they can use it to get back to normal. It's gonna take a good long journey, loads of comedy, some heart, heaps of character development, a bucket of hi-jinks and a ton of gender bending tropes to get to the bottom of what's gotten on. ********************************** If you can't wait to find out what happens next, you can grab Volume 1 for just $5.99 Amazon -- https://amz.run/6hjR Smashwords -- https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1367118

Flora Bloom, who was betrayed and killed by her boyfriend in her past life, is reborn with a peerless spatial dimension back to the time before the crisis, hoarding food, raising a child, and tearing apart scumbag men and manipulative women. Originally, she just wanted to raise a child and low-key fight zombies and level up together with her family. But she discovered that she was unexpectedly falling step by step into a tender trap meticulously designed by a certain sly and scheming man. Flora Bloom looked at the vast space within her sea of consciousness; it had a farmhouse courtyard, fields, and a Spirit River, but it just lacked a bit of vitality. So, a fat, sky-flying mantis? Collect! A rare little white tiger that can discharge electricity? Collect! A behemoth spirit crocodile with its young? Collect! As long as it's alive and edible, collect, collect, collect them all! Endless scumbags and vile women, a shameless and deeply scheming leader, all wanting to use her to attack zombies and obtain more Crystal Cores for their own gain? Your shameless, worthless life? Hand it over.