funny flirting stories

Nina Sinclair had the worst luck for eight lifetimes. Her boyfriend of three years was getting married, but the bride wasn’t her, and he even wanted her to attend the wedding? In a fit of anger, she found a man to fake a marriage. She planned to have him impersonate the mysterious billionaire uncle of her scumbag boyfriend who was on a business trip, aiming to crush the cheating couple by attending the wedding as his aunt! After getting the fake marriage certificate, Nina discovered she had been deceived. The marriage certificate was real, and the driver husband from the fake marriage turned into her real husband. That man even demanded she fulfill wifely duties! To slap the scumbag in the face, Nina had no choice but to brace herself. Unexpectedly, the husband she picked up on the go had good kidneys, a strong waist, loved her, spoiled her, and even helped her teach the scumbags a lesson, almost spoiling her rotten! Later, she discovered that whenever the billionaire went on a business trip, her bargain husband disappeared. The media snapped a photo of the billionaire with a globally unique pink diamond necklace, which appeared on her dressing table the next day… Could it be that her bargain husband was actually the billionaire himself?! Nina Sinclair: “Explain yourself!” The man walked over and wrapped his arms around her waist, “Calm down, my dear wife, don’t let it affect the baby.”

She had three younger brothers, the first two were not related to her by blood, but the last shared the same mother but different fathers. The first younger brother hated her. The second younger brother resented her. The third younger brother avoided her. She smiled. The first younger brother didn't know she had almost died for him at the freezing seashore. The second younger brother didn't know she had allowed the whole world to misunderstand her as a great sinner for his sake. The third younger brother didn't know that, in the last year of her life, she counted down the days for him every day. Later, the first younger brother with teary eyes, clutched her frantically and said, "If you were to die, I would die with you." The second younger brother knelt before her, clutching at the hem of her garment, "I beg you... please don't leave me behind again, alright?" The third younger brother, wanting to give all his blood to her, "Sister, how about trading my life for yours?"

[Revenge • Power Couple • Sweet & Savage] Qi Yuan died on the altar of her own love—watching the man she adored marry another. As her soul slipped away, one figure stormed the chapel: Shen Family’s untouchable heir, eyes scarlet, cradling her body like shattered glass. Then she is reborn on her wedding night with Shen Family’s heir. Debt list: every blade that cut her, every smile that watched her fall—paid in blood. Collateral: the man who once buried her dignity now buries enemies for her. By day, he is ice— “Divorce? You speak when I allow it.” By night, he is fire— “Stay, or I’ll chain the world to keep you.” Qi Yuan came for vengeance; she stayed for the storm that answers only to her.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

As a nobody in the entertainment industry, Tong Gui, was plagued with scandals. Haters clamoured for her to get out of the industry, passersby warned 'beware of fire, theft, and Tong Gui', and it was said that Su Tu, a big gun in the industry and also her ex-husband, wanted her blacklisted. Later, Tong Gui accidentally won awards of 'Dance King', 'Song King', and even got promoted to 'Queen of Film'. The entire internet mocked her as someone who slept her way to the top. At this time, a suspicious photo of Su Tu forcefully kissing Tong Gui against a tree went viral online. The haters were in turmoil: I would rather die on the spot, there is no way this is my idol. Tong Gui urgently clarified: The photo is misleading, I don't know Mr Su well. But Su Tu posted old wedding photos with Tong Gui: You don't know your ex-spouse well? Are you trying to get me involved without taking responsibility? Hence, the headline exploded: Shocking! Tong Gui's ex-husband is Su Tu! Tong Gui can't explain it anymore: Everybody, Mr. Su is just my ex-husband. The next day, Su Tu made a surprise visit to the film set, and the scene of his live-streamed marriage proposal was a sensation......

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

Megan Kane transmigrated into a book, where her role is unmistakably that of the villainess. However, unfortunately, she has no intention of changing. She just wants to destroy everyone equally. From then on, Megan Kane roasts everyone and everything, elegantly and calmly winning verbal battles against all. As for that bullshit called love, she wants nothing to do with it. Jason Forrester traps her in his arms, "Don't you love me anymore?" "I love your mother's ass." Megan Kane was dying to kick the male lead in front of her away. But Jason Forrester replied, "Woman, you want to meet my mom? Are you that desperate to marry me?" Megan Kane's face turned pale with rage, "Are you insane?" Jason Forrester sealed her lips with a kiss, "Well, I'm about to take my medicine."

Ever since James Barrington the third was a small child, he hated being told what to do. Yes, he was a rebel, a wild child. His mother died when he was in his teens, barely fourteen and his father… Well, suffice to say, he tried his best to tame James, make him into his image. He failed. Miserably. The more he pushed, the more James pulled. Then there was his grandfather. James’ father was his clone. To top it all off, he was the only child. The heir to the Barrington billions. Now his grandfather and father were setting an ultimatum. Give up his philandering and wild ways, get married and take over Barrington Enterprises. Or face being disinherit-ed. Even arranged for him to meet Marcy Davenport, eldest daughter of Richard Davenport, one of the richest and most influential families in Westwood. He loved his freedom he was twenty-six for heaven sakes. So, James being the rebel he was, promised himself to marry the first woman he runs into who didn’t know him from a bar of soap, just to shut the old men up. Destiny Johnson is a girl from the other side of the track. Growing up in a poor neighborhood, Destiny was used to having very little. Now she lives in a trailer park and works at a convenience store. James sets out to turn her into the perfect girl to impress his grandfather and father, the James’s as he calls them. But as he tries to change Destiny to fit his mold, she is slowly changing his universe around. With her different outlook on the world, she slowly reels James in, making him into the man he was meant to be. Call it fate or call it Karma… An accidental meeting changed both their lives in an instant.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!