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Attention ! La femme du PDG est une Grande Patronne cachée ! Le jeune maître Lu dit : « Ma femme ne sait rien du tout et a un mauvais caractère. Vous feriez mieux de ne pas la harceler. » Gu Mang regarde silencieusement cet homme qui met en garde tout le monde sur son chemin. Le jeune maître Lu dit : « Lis correctement. Comment peux-tu te souvenir de quoi que ce soit si tu tournes les pages si vite ? » Gu Mang prend un autre livre et le lit rapidement. Le jeune maître Lu se plaint : « Que dois-je faire quand ma chérie déteste étudier ? » Que peut-il faire d'autre que de la chérir ? Jusqu'à un jour... « Jeune Maître, de nombreuses universités dans la capitale et même des universités de renom à l'étranger se battent pour que Madame s'inscrive ! » « Jeune Maître, de nombreux centres de recherche en MTC se disputent violemment pour engager Madame. » « Jeune Maître, une légion de grands cabinets d'avocats internationaux veulent employer Madame. » « Jeune Maître, plusieurs organisations éminentes de hackers sont également présentes... » « Jeune Maître, plusieurs groupes financiers sont venus... » « Jeune Maître... » À tout cela, le jeune maître Lu dit : « Bordel de merde ! Sortez d'ici ! » Oui, sa femme est un génie.

She once tried hard, but the marriage unknowingly turned into a lifeless pond. Her husband stayed out all night, and she gradually became numb from heartache. Work became her true companion. The only gift from this marriage was that it forged her into a calm and independent female journalist. She thought her heart had long drowned in that lifeless pond until she met that man in a crisp police uniform, with a crooked smile and cunning eyes... Their first encounter was at the scene of a crime. She went to report, and he went to apprehend. He mistook her for an accomplice, mercilessly cuffing her wrists to a wire fence! She panicked and bit him, desperately defending herself: "I don't have the stolen goods you want!" He, however, looked at her through his sunglasses with wicked charm: "Really?"

Zhou Youlin, une célèbre reine de glace des forces spéciales. Lors d'un accident pendant sa mission, elle fut trahie par ses coéquipiers et fut touchée par deux balles. Elle mourut sur le coup. Lorsqu'elle se réveilla, elle était devenue la madame inutile d'une famille de riziculteurs et une épouse rancunière négligée par son mari. Son fils était également négligé. « Si je ne me trompe pas, nous sommes déjà divorcés. Tu envahis actuellement ma maison, mon cher ex. » Zhao Youlin releva son menton et s'assit au bout du canapé, les jambes croisées. Elle avait l'air fière. Mu Tingfeng était sans expression. « Nous pouvons nous remarier. » Zhou Youlin haussa les sourcils. Puis, elle balança sa main, et un grand nombre de photos d'hommes séduisants se répandirent sur la table. « Chéri, sois sage et choisis quelqu'un que tu aimes pour être ton beau-père, d'accord ? » L'expression de Mu Tingfeng... s'assombrit.

Comment peut-on se remettre après avoir été empoisonné par la trahison et avoir perdu notre cœur pour la mauvaise personne? Li Jing, la fille adoptive douce, aimante mais non désirée et maltraitée de la famille Li, a été mise en pièces en une seule nuit. Trahie par sa propre sœur et son fiancé, elle a juré de se venger d'eux. Mais comment? Ye Cheng, le PDG mystérieux et au charme indifférent de la société Étoile de Rêve, revient au pays pour reprendre l'entreprise familiale. Après avoir perdu sa femme bien-aimée dans un enlèvement, il est furieux et implacable. Que se passera-t-il lorsqu'une simple fuite d'un mariage forcé devient quelque chose de significativement enchanteur!? Embarquez pour tisser leurs destins dans un monde de beaux mensonges, de mystères tentants, de trahisons et de secrets! CONTENU MATURE! CETTE ŒUVRE EST FICTIVE ET ORIGINALE!

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

“Happy birthday, Mama!” My daughter, Nora, shouted. But she wasn't looking at me. She was beaming up at my half-sister, Maya. Once the respected Luna of the powerful Erelis pack—I, Elora, am now nothing more than a shadow in my daughter's life–and a forgotten memory in my mate's heart. When betrayal comes wrapped in streamers and fake smiles, I realize the party isn't for me, but for a rival. My chosen mate, Alpha Lucian, is ready to crown my half-sister—his fated mate, and my ultimate rival—as his new Luna. Lucian’s eyes widened as he looked down at me. Then I shoved the divorce papers into his chest. “You don't have to pretend anymore. You win. She wins. As for me? I'm done.” Heart broken but unbroken, I sign away my past and walk away from the only world I'd ever known. But I'm I just leaving quietly? No. Because I'm not just a forgotten Luna. I'm a woman reborn—ready to rise, to reclaim, and to destroy. They took everything from me. And now I would make them wish they had left everything for me.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Chen Yang, armed with the legendary [King's System], embarks on an epic journey to found his own nation! Your mission? To transform a deserted island into a prosperous and powerful kingdom, the Kingdom of Yan Guo! But to achieve glory, Chen Yang needs citizens. And the more citizens he attracts, the greater the rewards! With each immigration milestone, Chen Yang unlocks revolutionary technologies that propel him to the top of the world: 1,000 immigrants: Obtain [fertilizers without side effects] and build the world's first farm, exporting coveted agricultural and secondary products to all countries! 10,000 immigrants: unlock the [anti-cancer drug formula], build the world's first hospital, and become the source of global health! 100,000 Immigrants: Master the [Automobile Manufacturing Project] and establish the world's leading automobile manufacturer, with hundreds of car models, from economy to luxury, dominating the streets of every country! 1,000,000 immigrants: Conquer the [Phone Manufacturing Project] and create the most powerful technology giant in the world! On the first day of listing on the stock exchange, shares soar to 80 million, exceeding all expectations! Tens of Millions of Immigrants: Unlock [Information on Nuclear Weapons Research] and make the Kingdom of Yan Guo an unstoppable force on the global stage! But Chen Yang's ambition is not limited to power and wealth. He dreams of creating a haven where everyone is free, prosperous and happy. Join Chen Yang on his epic journey to build a new world from the ground up! “I am Chen Yang, the first king of the Yan Guo Kingdom. My goal in founding this country is to create a home where everyone is free from…” Discover what awaits you in the Kingdom of Yan Guo! **IMPORTANT WARNING** This is just a translation of the novel "I bought an island in the Pacific and founded a country that caused a sensation throughout the world." I don't own the copyright to it. If you are the legal owner and feel offended in any way, please contact me and I will remove it immediately. **TRANSLATION NOTE** If you want to support the work I do in translation, consider joining my Patreon/SolarisVitally to support me and keep bringing me projects and reading more advanced chapters.