fan casting funny story

[Sweet, No Abuse, Strong Female Lead, Favored By All!] When Ruan Qi became famous. Haters: No matter how pretty, she's undereducated. That very afternoon, the most prestigious institution of higher learning in China posted on social media—Let me introduce our youngest doctoral supervisor, Professor Ruan Qi. Haters: What's the use of hyping up a scholar persona? In the end, she'll still have to bow down to her financial backers. The next day, Ruan Qi appeared at an international economic conference, with her name tag reading—Chairman of Qimu Pharmaceutical Group. Haters: Making so much money, not knowing to contribute to the country. Three days later, an official news release—A new model of nuclear submarine is launched, thanks to Chief Designer Ruan Qi and all the research and development members! Haters: ... Can't afford to provoke, goodbye. * After getting married, a reporter asked Xi Jiu: Ninth Master, how did you manage to pursue the Goddess Ruan? Xi Jiu quietly flipped open a diary. Diary of Chasing My Wife: 1. Vote for my baby in rankings. 2. Cast votes for my baby. 3. Support my baby. 4. Buy out all the tickets for my baby’s movies. 5. Join my baby's fan club. …As everyone knows, the Goddess Ruan has a universe-level wealthy hardcore fan—Ninth Master Xi, Xi Jiu!

Five years ago, after a car accident, Ye Fan fell from a demonic prodigy to an "idiot"! Five years later, on the same day, his seven older brothers and three uncles all perished on the battlefield, a family of ten loyal martyrs! At the funeral, Ye Fan's fiancée called off their engagement. The stunning sister-in-law declared on the spot, "If you didn't want to marry him, I will! I am willing to carry on the Ye Family line..." Ye Fan felt uneasy, "Sister-in-law, please don't. I'm really not an idiot anymore!"

Limang taon na ang nakalipas, matapos ang isang aksidente sa kotse, si Ye Fan ay bumagsak mula sa isang mahiwagang henyo tungo sa isang "hangal"! Limang taon ang lumipas, sa parehong araw, ang kanyang pitong nakatatandang kapatid at tatlong tiyuhin ay namatay sa larangan ng digmaan, isang pamilya ng sampung tapat na martir! Sa burol, kinansela ng kasintahan ni Ye Fan ang kanilang kasunduan. Ang nakamamanghang hipag ay nagdeklara sa mismong lugar, "Kung ayaw mo siyang pakasalan, ako na lang! Ako ay handang ipagpatuloy ang lahi ng Pamilyang Ye..." Nakaramdam ng pagkabalisa si Ye Fan, "Sister-in-law, huwag po. Hindi na talaga ako hangal!"

Il y a cinq ans, après un accident de voiture, Ye Fan est passé d'un prodige démoniaque à un "idiot" ! Cinq ans plus tard, le même jour, ses sept frères aînés et trois oncles ont tous péri sur le champ de bataille, une famille de dix martyrs loyaux ! Lors des funérailles, la fiancée de Ye Fan a rompu leurs fiançailles. La superbe belle-sœur a déclaré sur place, "Si vous ne vouliez pas l'épouser, je le ferai ! Je suis prête à perpétuer la lignée de la Famille Ye..." Ye Fan se sentait mal à l'aise, "Belle-sœur, s'il vous plaît, ne faites pas ça. Je ne suis vraiment plus un idiot !"

When Paige Sterling exited the entertainment industry, she set a small goal in front of the whole internet: to first earn fifty billion. The entire internet mocked: This woman must be crazy with poverty. Three months later, when everyone online thought Paige Sterling was down and out, she made a strong comeback by leveraging a high-intelligence robot, dominating the internet and achieving a textbook-level comeback. Haters: This must be fake, right? The person I hate can't be that awesome! Until Paige Sterling earned fifty billion after fifty billion, until she created one scientific miracle after another, until the youngest of the business circle's three giants, Mr. Hawthorne, publicly showed their marriage certificate, did the haters realize: Your dad will always be your dad. No one knew that Mr. Hawthorne, who appeared cold and distant in public, was actually a wife-loving maniac who quietly and skillfully showed off his affection. One day, Mr. Hawthorne posted a complaint: My wife has been in the lab for three hours and hasn't kissed me yet. What should I do? Waiting online urgently. Netizens: Get lost! Stop flaunting your love!

Vor 5 Jahren fiel Ye Fan nach einem Autounfall von einem dämonischen Wunderkind zu einem „Idioten“! 5 Jahre später, am selben Tag, kamen seine 7 älteren Brüder und 3 Onkel alle auf dem Schlachtfeld ums Leben, eine Familie von 10 treuen Märtyrern! Bei der Beerdigung löste Ye Fans Verlobte ihre Verlobung auf. Die atemberaubende Schwägerin erklärte auf der Stelle: „Wenn du ihn nicht heiraten wolltest, werde ich ihn heiraten! Ich bin bereit, die Linie der Ye Familie fortzuführen ...“ Ye Fan fühlte sich unwohl: „Schwägerin, bitte tu das nicht. Ich bin wirklich kein Idiot mehr!“

Xiao He unexpectedly gained a criminal cheat skill that allows him to learn all kinds of crime-related abilities. —But the catch is, he has to keep “stabbing people” to stay alive. Xiao He: …I was a perfectly fine college student, who the h*ll wants to be a criminal?! Huh? There’s actually a loophole! By chance, Xiao He triggered a bug in the cheat skill. He figured out a way to substitute real crimes with acting performances and broke into the entertainment industry as a professional villain! He can be a refined yet depraved mu*derer, wielding a chainsaw and haunting everyone’s nightmares. He can be a heartless, despicable fugitive whose crimes are so notorious that the public wants him dead. He’s a romance scammer, a serial killer, a cold-blooded assassin… He’s actor Xiao He! —At first, Xiao He was just trying to survive by constantly taking villain roles. But unexpectedly, he rose to fame with his so-called “nonexistent acting skills” and became one of the hottest award-winning actors in the industry! Everyone in the business knows: the more people a script’s character kills, the faster Xiao He accepts the role. But outsiders say: He doesn’t look like he’s acting at all—better investigate him thoroughly! Even the fans are saying: Bro, please stop killing people! I’m seriously scared you’ll end up in jail! Yet, while the real “cancers” of the industry kept getting arrested, the one who looked most like a villain—Xiao He—kept thriving, even sweeping awards like crazy. Eventually, everyone was like: Whatever, let him stab people on screen for us. Just give him space.

Kang Woojin is an ordinary nobody—until one day, he gains a strange ability. Whenever he reads a script or screenplay, he’s pulled into a mysterious dimension where he can relive the character’s experiences. When he ends up showcasing a performance born from that dimension, his acting is so overwhelming that it leads to a massive misunderstanding. Mistaken for a once-in-a-generation acting prodigy, Kang Woojin is suddenly thrust into a world of media and celebrities far beyond his quiet, insignificant life. ***************************************** I'm not the author. Just translating for myself... Pardon the few inconsistencies. Read the manhwa at Webtoon - The Otherworldly Genius Method Actor Original work by jangtan Adapted by jungseongmanyeo Art by HaeGa

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Good news: You've awakened. Bad news: You're the villainess. Renee Jennings accidentally obtains a system, allowing her to break free from the plot's control by completing missions. Renee Jennings: "Wait a minute, what's with all the animal dictionaries as a reward?" System: [They can give you an affinity with animals.] Renee Jennings: "Why?" System: [Because a villainess has no affinity with people.] Renee Jennings: "…" This joke is not that funny... * After unlocking animal languages, Renee Jennings embarks on a path of no return— Leading dogs to save a blind woman being stalked by a pervert. Reporting an evil old man who murdered his wife and hid her body, thanks to rats. Helping a kitten catch the murderer who killed its owner and buried the body. Finding tens of millions in stolen goods based on intel from birds. * While others are petting cats, Renee Jennings is riding a tiger. While others are falling in love, Renee Jennings is solving crimes. While others are getting married, Renee Jennings is rescuing endangered animals. While others are having kids, Renee Jennings is serving her country.