apatheric saitama fanfic

My name is Saitama, a hero for fun living in City Z. My biggest hobbies are Saturday supermarket sales, watching TV, and eating snacks. After Child Emperor discovered a dimensional portal, I crossed over to the Marvel world. Green muscle monster, iron box monster, hammer little bro, gauntlet-ring upstart… I heard they’re the big shots of this world, even planning to destroy the universe, but for some reason, as soon as I slam the table, they suddenly act polite and talk nicely with me. Dr. Banner: Please don’t punch anymore, even ten of me wouldn’t be enough for you to hit! J.A.R.V.I.S.: Tony, armor damage level has reached 80%, the spare armor can’t keep up with Saitama’s attacks, please… resist! Thor: Mjolnir can only be lifted by me… What the—?! Baldy, put down my hammer right now!! Thanos: With the Infinity Gauntlet, I’ll snap my fingers, and you’ll all be— Boom— With one punch, all fell silent. faloo raw 漫威：我是埼玉

What if survival meant stepping into your favorite anime and making a choice that could kill you? At age eighteen, everyone must enter a mysterious Forbidden Zone, each one a gateway to a deadly challenge. Choose the right ability, and you become a god among mortals. Choose wrong, and it’s game over. When Vincent Fox finds himself reborn in this world, he’s stunned: these Forbidden Zones aren’t random. They’re twisted, high-stakes versions of the anime worlds he knows by heart One Punch Man, Dragon Ball, One Piece, and more. Armed with plot knowledge and fearless creativity, Vincent Fox makes the unthinkable choices. While others play it safe, he picks the path no one dares and rewrites the rules of power. In a world where one wrong choice means death, he chooses to bet everything... and walks the path of absolute domination. If you knew the plot, would you still play it safe or would you break the game? NOTE: This fanfiction was originally crafted in Chinese by its rightful creator. My role here is solely as a translator, aiming to share this story with English-speaking readers while preserving its original spirit and tone. The cover image was sourced online and is used for illustrative purposes only. Full credit and respect go to the original author and the image's rightful owner. Arrigato gozaimasu! Author: 绿豆园子 Raw Title: 次元神选：只有我知道埼玉最强

[Pirate + Saitama power + Invincible + Building a Faction] Bob transmigrated into the world of One Piece, becoming a crew member of the Rocks Pirates. He acquired Saitama’s physique, which meant that as long as he persisted in daily training— 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10-kilometer run— he would continue to grow stronger. From then on, a martial arts prodigy emerged within the Rocks Pirates. During the God Valley War, Rocks was defeated and perished. At that moment, Bob stood before tens of thousands of marines, clenching his fist. “Normal Punch!” From that point on, history was rewritten. Whitebeard: “Bob is the strongest man I’ve ever seen, defeating everyone with a single punch.” Roger: “Bob is a monster. I stand no chance against him.” Garp: “My iron fists are like paper in front of Bob, utterly powerless.”

Synopsis A mysterious Golden List appears in the sky. Simultaneously, the worlds of One Piece, Naruto, and One Punch Man merge together to form a single, new universe. Powerhouse figures such as Uchiha Madara, Senju Hashirama, Saitama, Shirohige, and others appear on the rankings one after another, gaining immense benefits and powers from the Golden List: Senju Hashirama obtains the Yin-Yang Roulette and is successfully resurrected from the dead. Shirohige (Edward Newgate) receives a Time Serum that restores him to his peak physical prime. Enel acquires the power of the Strongest Thunder God, a perfect match for his existing abilities. There are two options for accessing more chapters. 1. Ko-fi: bit.ly/Candra24 2. Patre*n: https://www.patre*n.com/LoveFanfiction -For donations from generous benefactors who are Crazy rich: paypal.me/andicand

Allen was accidentally sent to the One Punch Man world after being run over like a speed bump and ended up living next door to Saitama. In a world where monsters can wipe out cities, his first decision was simple: eat barbecue and calm down. Luckily, Allen awakened an infinite evolution ability. By copying and evolving everything he encounters, he quietly steps onto a path that is no longer human. While heroes fight in the spotlight, the real danger may be growing right next door. --------------------------- Join my Patreon now to get instant access to the next chapters!

This is gonna be one of the best fanfic you've ever read so it goes like this that saitama was walkin to the mall to buy some groceries but then he get's teleported and..and...ahh I am to lazy to say just read it hehe ggs thank you for reading in advance

After having been struck by Truck-kun from his window, he is granted a second chance in life by God to be reincarnated into the MHA world. With luck on his side, he managed to obtain Saitama's Power from One Punch man, making his mere existence the mean of 'Broken'. Follow our MC, Hiroto, as he goes through his second life wielding unparalleled strength, with his shining bald head soon to become the new symbol of peace. • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • *WARNING* Do not take this fanfic seriously. The MC is basically Saitama in MHA, so don't complain when you see MC one-shotting enemies left and right. What do you expect? MC is the meaning of BROKEN. But, isn't that why we love Saitama? https://discord.gg/BT6wfHu Come join my discord for some discussion, reference pictures I might use, and announcements for when I upload a chapter Disclaimer: I do not own the franchise nor the characters associated with it except for my own original characters. This is all done purely as a hobby and my own form of entertainment. I do not own the cover page, it was an artwork I took from Pinterest. If you are the owner and want me to take it down, contact me.

Travel from Blue Star to the world of One Punch Man and obtain the plunder entry upgrade system.With great luck, Saitama killed Vaccine Man. At the beginning, Loki plundered Vaccine Man’s ability and possessed the strength of a Dragon-level monster!What kind of female weirdo is this? She is obviously a COS player who loves life.Do mosquitoes like to suck blood?Nu S: Damn it, why do I have to wear OL clothes? What a joke!Tornado: I want to twist that BT guy into a dough twist!Fubuki: As long as I can defeat my sister, nothing matters!Sekes, trembling: Devil! Demon!Visit the sailing world, descend on the holy land to slaughter the celestial dragons, stir up the world, and finally take away the queen Robin Namibonnie…In the Gundam Kaisen world, while stepping on Sukuna’s head, Rocky said with a disdainful smile, “What kind of king are you?”In the world of blood-sucking True Ancestors, I took away the True Ancestor entry of Akatsuki Ancient City, and many girls joined me!Other worlds: Fellow Daoist, please stay, the entry on you is destined to be with me.Naruto, Bleach, Fairy Tail… ******************************************************************************************************** i am not the author i am just reposting it here for convenience https://thenovels.online/series/zongman-the-plundering-entry-starts-with-the-bald-saitama/

After dying unexpectedly, a lifelong anime, manga, and novel fan awakens inside the world of Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint. Armed with complete knowledge of the story and the overwhelming power of Saitama, he believes surviving the apocalypse will be easy. Unfortunately, the world has other plans.

Stella Sterling, born into wealth, had always followed the rules. Jaded by the hypocrisy of high society, she suddenly had a whim one day to have an ordinary romance. Thus, a fabricated rumor that Stella Sterling had spent a fortune to hire a Matchmaker from a dating site to find her a partner quickly spread through her circles. Those on good terms with her teased and watched the fun. Those on bad terms with her waited to see her become a joke. Later, an employee from the dating website revealed, "The company was acquired with an investment from a Vicenzan tycoon, and the profile of a certain female member with the surname Sterling was hidden overnight." The public speculated wildly about the identities of the Vicenzan tycoon and the female member with the surname Sterling. - Later on, a candid street photo that was accidentally captured went viral. In the dense night of The Spire on Vesper Island— Beside a Benz, a handsome, composed, and dignified man lifted a striking beauty in a red dress with one arm, pressing her against the car door and lowering his head for a deep kiss. In the faint light and shadow, the woman's flowing hair was swept by the wind, wrapping around the man's finger, which wore a pinky ring. Like a footnote to a romance, and even more like a vintage film frame etched into the axis of time. Someone immediately dug up the man's identity based on clues from the photo. The eldest son of Vicenza's Rhodes Family—low-profile and inscrutable, cold and untamable, and also the powerful contemporary authority of The Vesper Circle. And the alluring, glamorous belle by his side was none other than Stella Sterling. When the street photo spread to the mainland, everyone excitedly exclaimed: "The case is solved, the case is solved—"