funny maid stories

I turned my assassin into my maid with the power of money! Money is all-powerful! It was a world full of swords and magic; Lawrend was the son of the wealthiest merchant in town. Since the age of 7, he had been having dreams. A dream about a past life in a modern civilization where monsters are nonexistent, and humans dominate the world. Lawrend saw Iron birds, Magical bricks that display moving paintings, Thunder wielding, and many more. There was a scene in one of the dreams that made Lawrend’s heart beat fast. A row of a dozen maids bowing in front of him. Each dressed in a french maid outfit. Something awakened inside Lawrend when he had that dream. A fervent desire to have his very own Maid Harem! NOTE: READ THE AUXILIARY CHAPTER FIRST Chapter 69 is the first smut chapter. UPDATE December 2, 2021: I have provided a summary for Chapters 1 - 37 as I'm starting to rewrite them. It can be found in the Auxiliary Volume. Please give this novel another chance. I want to redeem myself as an author. UPDATE January 19, 2022: I already wrote the sequel for this novel called, "Lewd Cultivation System". The connection will be mentioned in the future, but for now, the connection isn't obvious. It can be read without prior knowledge about Combat Maid Harem. UPDATE February 11, 2022: For reasons I do not know, this book got nominated for WSA 2021, which is a huge success for this book. Basically, it means that this book is good enough but not good enough to get the gold, silver, or bronze places. UPDATE October 3, 2023: I've decided to pause this novel. I will end it when I have the time. For now, I'll go resume "Lewd Cultivation System" UPDATE January 1, 2025: This novel is now going to end soon in about 20-30 chapters. After this, I will also do the same to "Lewd Cultivation System". ===== Chapter Length: 1000 words ADDITIONAL NOTE: PLEASE READ TILL CHAPTER 40+ BEFORE DECIDING ON ANYTHING. I'M SURE YOU WON'T REGRET IT

Good and bad luck has followed Zach ever since he was five. Poor guy. His life has been far from the sweet and peaceful paradise one might expect of the youngest son of one of only four dukes in a great Empire. But a little more excitement than expected doesn't stop him from pursuing his dreams of summoning, and perhaps his luck is finally turning once he manages to summon something great. Armed with maids, a scummy gift of luck, and a strong will, Zach sets out to live life as he pleases, even to the annoyance of those around him. First stop: The Academy.

Rafael Callahan is a renowned Knight of the Castro Kingdom. After weeks out to fight against enemies and bring peace to the kingdom, Rafael returns to his estate where he meets the new maid Annalise Woods. Strange. Brazen. Bold. Three words he would use to describe Annalise. Love should be the last thing on his mind when the King, Tobias Castro, is requesting his help safeguarding the border, but Rafael finds himself drawn to Annalise. Annalise Woods is a maid for the Callahan household. Little is known about her family and her intentions for sticking close to Rafael. She had one goal when stepping foot in the Callahan estate, but soon finds herself intertwined with a man she should never love. Quiet. Annoying. Loyal. Three words she would use to describe Rafael. Annalise knew she should never return Rafael’s love because the moment he learned who she truly was, his gaze upon her would change. Tales of Castro Nobility story timeline order - The King’s Unbreakable Wife The Knight’s Mysterious Maid The Duke’s Masked Wife

-Welcome back home~Shall we start with a bath today, or eat first? -Isn't there a third option? -Nope, so let's eat first. I made omelette rice today. -Speaking of omelette rice, there should be that 'maid magic', right? -I really can't handle you... moe moe kyuu~ make it taste good~ moe moe chu~ -And what about a heart with the fingers? -I'll give you a head with my heart! The maid finally lost her patience and slammed the omelette rice onto Lin Shuang's head. Lin Shuang: That feels better.

[Warning: SEXUAL SCENES] “Lust. Pleasure. Desire. I’ll teach you everything, but don’t come to me looking for love.” Purchased by the dominating alpha prince, Mila’s life as the personal maid to this lusty prince begins. An innocent maid paired up to serve a wolf in prince’s clothing. As Prince Leonard’s cruel teasing, seductive caresses, and caring side confuse her heart and melt her defenses, Mila learns of lust, pleasure, and desire that she never knew existed. However, the hot and cold prince isn’t interested in giving her the one thing she truly yearns for - his love. Caught up in the politics and drama of a kingdom ruled by wolves, Mila deals with three alpha princes and their jealous lovers. The race to produce the Ultimate Alpha heir would determine which prince would ascend to the throne as the next king has begun. However, Prince Leonard is against breeding to produce an heir. Mila’s life takes a dramatic turn when the royal court starts to believe that she is the only one who can change the prince’s mind and become his mate. Can Mila resist Prince Leonard’s tempting and seductive charm, or will she end up falling hard on him? How long can the two lovers deny their fate? Unbeknownst to them, the night of the full moon is about to change the fate of their lives forever… My other books: Forbidden Heat, Love Slave to the Mafia Boss's Passion, Love Slave to My Devil CEO Boss, Lust Contracts, Conquering the Emperor, Substitute Wife for the Mafia King Support me on Patreon: Real Fantasies Stories FB: Realfantasies Author

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

In a world torn apart by rifts and constantly ravaged by countless races, the only hope of every species rests upon Lords and the Divine Chosen. Each lord, however, can only form a contract with a single Divine Chosen. Only women can become Divine Chosen. They are the inheritors chosen by the gods, and their strength and abilities are closely tied to the lord’s power of development. … A man transmigrated into this world, arriving in the body of a young man named Phield and taking his place. Before he could even breathe a sigh of relief, he learned that he was about to be exiled by his incompetent father and vicious stepmother to a corrupted land crawling with monsters. Worse still, it was not only his family that was rotten. The corruption had spread across the entire empire —no, the entire world. Cruel and corrupt nobles, cultists who worship dark elves, and conspiracies lurking everywhere all relentlessly persecuted Phield. He cast aside the kindness and cowardly personality of the original host. Awakening a lord’s talent that belonged to him alone, he longed for anything that could drag him out of the abyss. What he awakened was a legacy. While others relied on knights and their Divine Chosen to fight in battle, countless sacred figures appeared behind Phield. Looking down upon the entire world, Phield slowly said, “I do not have only one Divine Chosen behind me. A shattered era is about to be renewed.” —————————————————— Discord:https://discord.gg/H9S8kXXFc

Being married to a man who was once in love and then elevated her from an ordinary girl to an honorable wife did not guarantee Phoebe Rae's happiness. It turned out that her husband, John Ricardo, cheated on her when she found out that she was pregnant. This made her husband not want to divorce her and he also refused to end the affair. "I have the right to cheat or not. The most important thing is that I still fulfill my duties as a husband! Do not ever interfere with my relationship with my mistress... And remember, I will never divorce you!" This sentence hurt Phoebe deeply, making her realize that she could no longer endure living with her husband who dared to bring his mistress into their home for the night. Phoebe ran away with her younger brother, her only living family member as she had no parents. She went to another city to find a job, even though she had to work as a maid and conceal her pregnancy. John did not stay still, and he tried to find Phoebe's whereabouts. Phoebe, who had already secured a job as a maid, was caught pregnant by her employer, a young doctor named Travis Lincolnshire, who turned out to be the lover of her husband's mistress. With the situation becoming more complicated, Phoebe tried to keep hiding and sought protection from Travis. Will she be free from the brutality of John, the man she used to love so much? Instead of being curious, let's read. story by me art by pinterest

Menjadi wanita terhormat dan terpandang ternyata tidak menjamin kebahagiaan seorang wanita. Hal itulah yang dirasakan oleh Phoebe Rae, menikah dengan pria kaya raya membuat statusnya sebagai gadis biasa berubah drastis. Terdengar bagus bukan? Namun tidak bagi Phoebe Rae, pernikahan itu adalah awal mula mimpi buruk dalam hidupnya. Di saat dia sedang mengandung anak pertamanya, suaminya berselingkuh. Meminta pisah? Tentu saja, namun tidak semudah itu. John Ricardo selaku suami Phoebe Rae tak ingin mencerikannya, dan pria itu juga tidak ingin meninggalkan selingkuhannya. Alangkah egois bukan? Semua hal itu membuat hatinya sangat hancur, tidak tahan dengan perlakuan suaminya, dia nekat meninggalkan rumah, kabur menuju ke kota lain bersama dengan adiknya yang juga merupakan satu-satunya keluarganya yang tersisa. Rela melakukan pekerjaan apapun untuk memenuhi kebutuhan hidupnya, Phoeboe Rae menjadi seorang pembantu rumah tangga di rumah seorang dokter muda. Masalahnya tidak berhenti sampai di situ. Sebab, ternyata sang majikan adalah kekasih dari selingkuhan suaminya. Menjadi pembantu rumah tangga dalam kondisi sedang mengandung membuatnya tidak bisa menyembunyikan kehamilannya dari sang majikan. Apa yang akan terjadi sslanjutnya? Apakah John akan mencari keberadaan Phoebe? Bagaimana hubungan sang dokter dengan Phoebe setelah mengetahui kehamilannya? Jawabannya hanya ada dalam cerita ini. story by me art by pinterest

Flora Bloom, who was betrayed and killed by her boyfriend in her past life, is reborn with a peerless spatial dimension back to the time before the crisis, hoarding food, raising a child, and tearing apart scumbag men and manipulative women. Originally, she just wanted to raise a child and low-key fight zombies and level up together with her family. But she discovered that she was unexpectedly falling step by step into a tender trap meticulously designed by a certain sly and scheming man. Flora Bloom looked at the vast space within her sea of consciousness; it had a farmhouse courtyard, fields, and a Spirit River, but it just lacked a bit of vitality. So, a fat, sky-flying mantis? Collect! A rare little white tiger that can discharge electricity? Collect! A behemoth spirit crocodile with its young? Collect! As long as it's alive and edible, collect, collect, collect them all! Endless scumbags and vile women, a shameless and deeply scheming leader, all wanting to use her to attack zombies and obtain more Crystal Cores for their own gain? Your shameless, worthless life? Hand it over.