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The Clone Wars rage across Naboo, tearing the Galactic Republic apart. The Jedi Knights lead the Clone Army in a desperate struggle against the Separatists' endless droid legions. But everything changes when a wild card enters the battlefield—the Avengers, accidentally transported to Naboo through a mysterious Hydra base experiment gone wrong. Their unexpected arrival shifts the tide of war and sets off a chain reaction across the stars. From this moment forward, more dangerous, more sinister threats emerge—ones neither the Jedi nor the Sith could have foreseen. The Galactic Republic, the Separatists, the Federation of Independent Systems, the Rebel Alliance, even the Sith themselves—all will face unforeseen changes as the Avengers alter the fate of the galaxy... and perhaps the entire universe. This is a finish translation and edit of Marvel crosses Star Wars, and everyone attacks the galaxy 漫威穿越星战，全员进击银河系 Author: 吧懂 More chapter and Early Access Available at : Patreon.com/goldengaruda

In the Central 46 Compound, the Captain-Commander of the Gotei 13 and the notorious scourge of the Female Shinigami Association, Masatsuki Aozaki, stood before the Sages and Judges. “You have improper relationships with numerous members, Seated Officers, and Captains of the Seireitei?” “As Captain-Commander, maintaining close relationships with them helps facilitate my work.” “...” The Judge narrowed his eyes. “Then how do you explain modifying the female Shinigami's Shihakushō into miniskirts?” “To transform the Seireitei into a perfect paradise.” “Tsk tsk… A paradise for all Shinigami? That’s not entirely unreasonable…” “No, a personal paradise.” “A private—wait! Captain-Commander Masatsuki, that kind of thinking is clearly wrong!” “Do you want to die?” “...” “Forget it, Captain-Commander Masatsuki. We’ll set this matter aside for now. Let’s discuss some of the outrageous statements you’ve made in the past. Those were jokes, right?” “No, I was completely serious.” Masatsuki calmly ran his hand along the hilt of his Zanpakutō and spoke with conviction. “I have a great relationship with my subordinates, I get along well with Hueco Mundo, and I’m even friends with all of your wives and girlfriends. But rest assured, I’m a good Shinigami. You can safely leave the world in my hands!” Genryūsai Shigekuni Yamamoto: That damn brat! Shunsui, Jūshirō, don’t stop me—I need to teach him a lesson! Thus begins the tale of the most incorrigible Shinigami!

"When the fate of the world is laid bare, can destiny truly be rewritten?" "And if foresight comes at the cost of a little pride; well, that’s a small price to pay, isn’t it?" Current Arc : Elysian Realm. Basically a react fan fiction of several Honkai series.

Transcending the Marvel world, becoming a HYDRA researcher, about to be silenced. Obtaining an incredible scientific research ability, capable of comprehending and understanding all knowledge and truth. At the beginning, developing a super soldier serum, turning the tables and breaking out of the research facility! But this is just the beginning. Wolverine's terrifying self-healing factor? Wolverine, hold on, I'm going to dissect you! Bitten by Gwen's spider? Bring it on! Power surging, strength of a hundred tons, they call me the little Hulk! These are all methods of self-preservation. Next, comes the main point. From different super-powered individuals, copying their abilities and organically integrating them into myself. Superman's bio-field? Invisible Woman's invisibility field, give it to me! Maxed out, and also Flight Ability! Super strength? Hulk, don't go! Steel body? Heat vision? Absorbing the sun to become stronger? I have those too! In the name of technology, I will let the god among mortals - Silver Great Super - be reborn in the Marvel world!

Xu Mo reincarnated into the Marvel Universe. Twenty years later, the long-awaited system finally arrived—but with a twist: it would only activate once he got married. The stronger or more talented the partner, the greater the level of treasures contained within the beginner’s gift pack. Without hesitation, Xu Mo set his sights on the pinnacle of this world’s power—Wanda Maximoff, the Scarlet Witch. The moment their bond was sealed, the system’s voice echoed in his mind: “Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Black God Suit!” “Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Sky Shuttle!” “Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Chaos Gold Wings!” The Avengers’ reactions were anything but calm: Bruce Banner: “The last time Hulk fought him, it left scars—not on his body, but on his psyche. Hulk doesn’t even want a rematch!” Tony Stark (Iron Man): “You’ve got to be kidding me. Not only is his armor flashier than mine, it’s also tougher. Unbelievable.” Steve Rogers (Captain America): “I can go toe-to-toe with him all day… but let’s be real, I’m still the one eating dirt.” Nick Fury: “Why is it that whenever he shows up, it’s me—a one-eyed, middle-aged man—who gets targeted first? Somebody explain that to me!”

Traveling through the Marvel universe, Luo Chen grows stronger simply by writing a diary every day! With each diary entry, he earns a lottery draw, granting him superpowers, magic, advanced technology, and even high-tech armor. Initially, he planned to keep a low profile to avoid attracting the attention of Marvel’s most powerful figures. But soon, he realized that something was off—none of the original characters were behaving as they should. Spider-Woman Gwen let go of Peter Parker and started approaching him! Iron Man Tony Stark never went to Afghanistan and was never kidnapped? Scarlet Witch awakened her Origin Magic Power far earlier than she should have? Why is everything so different? Did he accidentally land in a parallel universe? Iron Man: I can’t believe I’m just a fictional character! Scarlet Witch: Why do you say I’m not as good as Gwen? Am I not as… well-endowed as her?! Gwen: What? I was supposed to be willing to die for Peter Parker? No thanks! Something is very wrong with this world! [Raw: 我在美漫写日记，复联崩溃] [Please check my patreon/OGCrafter for 20+ chapters]

In a world of kings and dragons, how can a night watchman find the chance to embark on an adventure across distant lands? Bound by duty yet driven by a restless spirit, he steps beyond the walls he once swore to guard, encountering allies, enemies, and mysteries that challenge everything he believes. Is he truly recruiting for the watch, or is his journey fueled by something far more personal—ambition, redemption, or a past he can’t escape?

Flora Bloom, who was betrayed and killed by her boyfriend in her past life, is reborn with a peerless spatial dimension back to the time before the crisis, hoarding food, raising a child, and tearing apart scumbag men and manipulative women. Originally, she just wanted to raise a child and low-key fight zombies and level up together with her family. But she discovered that she was unexpectedly falling step by step into a tender trap meticulously designed by a certain sly and scheming man. Flora Bloom looked at the vast space within her sea of consciousness; it had a farmhouse courtyard, fields, and a Spirit River, but it just lacked a bit of vitality. So, a fat, sky-flying mantis? Collect! A rare little white tiger that can discharge electricity? Collect! A behemoth spirit crocodile with its young? Collect! As long as it's alive and edible, collect, collect, collect them all! Endless scumbags and vile women, a shameless and deeply scheming leader, all wanting to use her to attack zombies and obtain more Crystal Cores for their own gain? Your shameless, worthless life? Hand it over.

One day, a strange hand suddenly appeared inside Chi Wan’s interdimensional space. Its owner claimed to be living in the apocalypse—starving, desperate—and begged to trade anything he had for food. Chi Wan stared at the pile of Imperial Green jade, oversized diamonds, and dozens of kilograms of gold bars he offered… and fell into deep thought. …Wasn’t this a little too profitable? From then on, her connection to the apocalypse only grew stronger. The mysterious man—who turned out to be a powerful figure—used his Wood Ability to help her revive rare orchids, cultivate endangered plants, and even harvest zombie crystal cores for the country. As for Chi Wan? She only had three responsibilities: feed him, feed him, and keep feeding him. Somehow, without realizing it, a group of extraordinary men began to gather around her: A genius research scientist. An aloof, abstinent CEO. A cold and ruthless Soldier King… In front of Chi Wan, they were gentle, attentive, and impeccably polite—each trying to outshine the others. Behind her back? They were one step away from tearing each other apart. Meanwhile, on the other side of the spatial link… The so-called King of the Apocalypse clenched his teeth in silence as he listened to these men compete for her attention. As for Chi Wan? “I’m busy getting rich and supporting my family,” she said calmly. “A battle royale of suitors? I have no idea what you’re talking about.” Until one day— An absurdly handsome man appeared at the gates of her villa… carrying a sack filled with gold and jewels. “I’m here to marry into your family,” he declared. Chi Wan glanced at him, then at the newly connected wasteland world inside her space… …and once again fell into deep thought.

[Ding! The 'Randomly Spend' Tycoon System is at your service.] On her way to work, Yun Zijin was bound by a system named 'Randomly Spend'. [Spending Task Completed. A 2x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Villa No. 1 at Xingyu Mansion. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] [Spending Task Completed. A 3x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Dingsi Building. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] ... Yun Zijin was dazzled by the system's rewards, only to be told that her wealthy parents had found her? That she's the true daughter of the Xia Family of Dijing? Being bound to the Tycoon System was exciting for Yun Zijin, but she refused to be part of any cliché wealthy family drama. The Xia Family of Dijing? Yun Zijin: Get lost! Don't even think about associating with me!