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Yan Fei ordered a small drone online, never expecting that the drone would suddenly become his avatar. Amazing, right? But what's even more incredible is that this drone avatar can actually upgrade, into a drone fighter jet, a heavy combat jet, a stealth bomber...... Are these powerful combat units really my avatars? Do they really expect me to take on the entire world? Yan Fei is utterly bewildered!

Li Xiaonian dies as a result of his girlfriend's betrayal. Luckily, he has the chance to start all over again and is reborn with a mysterious space battleship he accidentally acquired in his previous life—"Shadow". Returning to the virtual online game "Star Wind' that everyone is crazy about, he finds himself to be a little different in this life. The gift "Shadow" bestowed on him this time turns out to be Memory Instillation. With this gift, it only takes him a moment to master any kind of skill. Ding... System: You've acquired primary shooting skills and gained 10 years of shooting experience. System: you've acquired mechanical modification technology and gained 10 years of mechanical assembly experience. Playing the game, unconsciously, Li Xiaonian has become a zillionaire and a man of great wisdom in the real world.

Shen Shi obtained a trading platform that was based 3000 years in the future. Everything from the current age became antiques there and was worth a lot of money. However, he also discovered that the world would be invaded by aliens three years from now. Mankind would fall and the dark Galactic Era would thus begin. The world would then undergo enormous changes that it had never experienced in the past tens of thousands of years. Shocked by what would transpire, Shen Shi decided that he would first trade for a galactic warship. As such, a warship from outer space landed on Earth, stirring up terror among all mankind. The Earth entered the Galactic Era earlier than expected.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

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"The world's top ten conglomerates had joined forces to create a programme where the crew had quietly evacuated all the people from a city, leaving behind only Raymond and his family, who were kept in the dark. Their purpose was to see this child, who had emerged from the slums of America, get humiliated. The whole world wanted to see this young man named Raymond make a fool of himself, and through what Raymond had done, and all of his doings, they wanted to decry the poor for being short of ambitions. Early the next morning, the show officially began. When Raymond noticed that the world outside was overly and strangely quiet, and when he had determined that all of humanity had disappeared. Just then, the survival aid system was activated, and the system notified Raymond: In a month's time, there will be a huge meteorite hitting the planet, and it is going to cause great destruction. Raymond: What the hell??? Then what should he do? The System responded: I'll help you build a space battleship so that you can escape from Earth! ""Oh my God, he has single-handedly created the Heavenly Eye System, and he is even thinking of creating nuclear-powered engines..."""

One week before the destruction of the earth, Xiao Yu fused his soul with the main computer of an interstellar spacecraft, and fled before the destruction of the earth. After the integration with the computer, Xiao Yu possessed the powerful computing power of the computer, but also possessed powerful innovation and exploration capabilities as a human being. As a result, the humble interstellar spacecraft in which Xiao Yu lived began to continuously evolve from a chemical engine to a nuclear power engine, and from a nuclear power engine to a positive and negative material annihilation engine. The volume and mass also began to increase. Big. With the continuous development of science and technology, Xiao Yu also began to try to build a true interstellar super fleet that integrates attack, defense, exploration, landing, and acquisition … [Humans never gives up]

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When Roy's high school class was summoned to another world, they got swords. He got a warship. A 210-meter-long metal beast armed with railguns, missiles, an AI and more! In a realm of wooden ships and medieval magic, the battleship is an unstoppable iron demon, and Roy is its reluctant master. His mission evolves from simple survival to an audacious crusade: to carve out a sanctuary for the oppressed. With every slaver fleet he obliterates and every tyrant he dethrones, his legend grows, drawing the attention of scheming empires, a ruthless pirate alliance, and the ancient, slumbering powers of the world. This isn't just a story about a guy with a big boat. It's about what happens when a futuristic battleship declares war on an entire fantasy world, one cataclysmic, city-leveling broadside at a time.

This is an interstellar era of giant ships and galaxies. Special fire warships can regularly enter different spaces, harvest source points, and strengthen themselves. Wang Dong carried an auxiliary system and traveled here. The "scan" function can clearly see the growth qualifications of a warship and select the most perfect ship! The "source point acquisition doubling" function allows the warship to obtain three, five or even a hundred times the source points of others! The "module feature selection" function can make the features that appear randomly become arbitrary! See how Wang Dong uses the auxiliary system to swim in this interstellar era. Control the most powerful battleship and overcome all dissatisfaction! Explore the endless universe and challenge the infinite unknown!