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lady waxing funny story

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Lady Gu ist zu schwach, um für sich selbst zu sorgen

Lady Gu ist zu schwach, um für sich selbst zu sorgen

Man munkelte, dass Qiao Xi eine schwache Konstitution hatte - eine kränkliche Schönheit. Man munkelte, dass sie jeden Tag ein Vermögen für Medikamente ausgab und sie wie Süßigkeiten verschlang. Man munkelte, dass zehn Diener jeden Tag an ihrem Bett auf sie warteten - eine Last für alle. Sie alle warteten darauf, dass die Qiao-Familie Qiao Xi zurück aufs Land schickte und sie dort sich selbst überließ. Qiao Xi: "Sie sagen alle, dass ich schwach bin und nicht auf mich selbst aufpassen kann. Anscheinend gebe ich auch leichtsinnig Geld aus." Sie sah auf ihr zerfleddertes Hemd hinunter und war verärgert. Qiao Xi: "Willst du damit sagen, dass diese reiche Familie ihre Tochter jeden Tag zerfledderte Kleidung tragen lässt?" Die reiche Tochter der Familie Qiao? Sie hatte genug! Sie würde es nicht mehr sein! Deshalb... Dreckskerl: "Ohne die Qiao Familie bist du nichts." Qiao Xi: "Wenn ich aus der Qiao-Familie rausgeschmissen werde, bin ich erledigt." Das dreckige Mädchen: "Schwesterherz, sei nicht zu enttäuscht. Solange du hart arbeitest, wirst du eines Tages gelobt werden." Qiao Xi: "Halt die Klappe, ich kenne keine Verräterin wie dich." Der Dreckskerl und das Mädchen: "???" Man munkelt, dass der jüngste Sohn der Familie Gu, Gu Zheng, vorschnell eine Frau geheiratet hat, die nur gut aussieht. Qiao Xi: "Schaut jemand auf mich herab?" Eines Tages sah Qiao Xi, wie einer von Gu Zhengs Angestellten sich den Kopf über eine Reihe von Zahlen auf dem Computerbildschirm zerbrach. Da sie frei war, half sie ihm. Hat sie gerade die Firewall geknackt, die durch die gemeinsamen Bemühungen von Top-Elite-Hackern geschaffen wurde?! Gu Zheng kam mit jedem Schritt näher. "Qiao Xi, was verheimlichst du noch vor mir? Hmm?" Qiao Xi: "Oh, nein! Mir ist schon wieder schwindlig! Ich bin so schwach. Mein Körper ist einfach zu schwach!"
Allgemein
1700 Chs
Lady Gu Is Too Weak To Fend For Herself

Lady Gu Is Too Weak To Fend For Herself

Rumor had it that Qiao Xi had a weak constitution—a sickly beauty. Rumor had it that she spent a fortune every day on medications—eating them like candy. Rumor had it that ten servants waited on her by her bed every day—a burden to everyone. They were all waiting for the Qiao family to toss Qiao Xi back to the countryside and leave her to fend for herself. Qiao Xi: "They're all saying that I'm weak and can't take care of myself. Apparently, I spend money recklessly as well.” She looked down at her tattered shirt and was exasperated. Qiao Xi: “Are you saying that this wealthy family lets their daughter wear tattered clothes every day?” The Qiao family's rich daughter? She had enough! She would not be it anymore! Therefore… Scumbag guy: "Without the Qiao family, you're nothing." Qiao Xi: "If I'm kicked out of the Qiao family, I'll be done for." Scumbag girl: "Sis, don't be too disappointed. As long as you work hard, you'll be praised one day.” Qiao Xi: "Shut up, I don't know a traitor like you." The scumbag guy and girl: "???" Rumor had it that the Gu family's youngest son, Gu Zheng, rashly married a woman who had nothing but looks. Qiao Xi: "Is someone looking down on me?" One day, Qiao Xi saw one of Gu Zheng's employees racking his brains over a series of numbers on the computer screen. Since she was free, she lent a hand. Did she just crack the firewall created by the joint efforts of top elite hackers?! Gu Zheng inched closer with every step. "Qiao Xi, what else are you hiding from me? Hmm?" Qiao Xi: "Oh, no! I feel dizzy again! I'm so weak. This body of mine is just too weak!"
General
1700 Chs
My Lady Always Lacks Ambition

My Lady Always Lacks Ambition

So-called Taisu pulse is a form of physiognomy, which can discern nobility and lowliness, foresee auspicious and ominous events, predict misfortune and fortune. Good sir, do you dare to let me feel your pulse? One pulse reading is worth a thousand gold! Look, making money is so easy, isn't it? Ah, phooey! Living two lives, Qin Liuxi's ideal is always to get by without striving for advancement, because in the world, there are always those who are willing to be lazy and not seek progress, and she is fit for such worthless tasks! But when a whole family shows up miserably and pitifully in front of her, Qin Liuxi's days as a slacker are over. Faced with the precarious Qin family in a state of distress, a maid beggar with an empty money box asking for business, Qin Liuxi has no choice but to shoulder the duties of the eldest lady, managing the household, supporting elders, and child-rearing! Qin Liuxi: I clearly got the script as a slacker, who switched it up? A cousin who questions her existence after being scolded by the eldest lady: I feel like the big sister looks at us like we're trouble! Qin Fourth Young Master, who was beaten and taught a lesson by the eldest lady: Be bolder, remove the feeling! Qin Fifth Young Master, who was lectured into a state of introversion by the eldest lady, solemnly counts on his fingers to answer questions about what the big sister is useless at: She can exorcise demons and ghosts, read faces and draw charms, heal and save people. Oh, which one did you ask about? Later, someone asked Qin Liuxi, if life could start over, what would her dream be? Qin Liuxi remained silent for a long time: To not strive for progress and to live for a hundred years!
History
1371 Chs
Waxing Gone Wrong: A Funny Story of an Unusual Waxing Incident
I heard about a girl who went for a full - body wax. She fell asleep during the process. The waxer thought she was just really relaxed. But when it was time to remove the wax, the girl woke up suddenly because of the pain. She was so startled that she started flailing her arms and legs. The waxer had to calm her down. It was quite a scene and a really funny story.
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2024-12-13 21:47
What could be a waxing funny story?
A young man was going to get his chest waxed for a beach trip. He thought it would be a quick and painless process. However, when the waxing started, he started making all sorts of strange noises. He was moaning and groaning like he was in the middle of a horror movie. The waxer couldn't stop laughing and had to take a break in between. In the end, the man's chest was red and he looked like he had been through a battle, but he also laughed at himself saying he should have known better.
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2024-11-15 08:53
Tell a funny at home waxing story.
Well, I tried waxing my upper lip at home. I put on the wax and then got distracted by a phone call. By the time I remembered and went to pull the strip, the wax had hardened so much that it felt like I was trying to rip off my skin. It was painful but also really funny because of how silly I was to get distracted. In the end, I managed to get the wax off, but my upper lip was red for a while.
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2024-11-16 03:30
Tell me a waxing funny story.
Once upon a time, a girl went for her first waxing session. She was so nervous that when the beautician started, she let out a really loud yelp. It sounded like a cat whose tail had been stepped on. Everyone in the salon looked at her, and she turned bright red. But then she started laughing and said, 'Well, at least now you all know I'm not made of stone!'
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2024-11-15 05:01
What makes a funny waxing story?
Accidents during the waxing process can make it funny. For example, when the wax doesn't come off properly and leaves a mess. Also, if someone has an unexpected reaction, like screaming in a really high - pitched voice when the strip is pulled. And of course, when the end result looks really odd, like crooked lines or patchy areas.
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2024-12-06 20:57
Waxing Gone Wrong Funny Story: Share Your Hilarious Waxing Mishaps
Well, once I went for a leg wax. The beautician was new and she got the wax too hot. When she applied it, I yelped like a dog. And then when she tried to pull the strip, it broke halfway. So I had half - hairy, half - waxed leg. It was so embarrassing but looking back, it's really funny.
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2024-12-16 16:13
Tell me a funny waxing horror story.
Once a girl went for a waxing session. The beautician was new and a bit clumsy. As she started applying the wax on the girl's leg, she accidentally dropped the whole pot of hot wax on the floor. But instead of cleaning it up first, she just continued with a new pot. While ripping off the wax strip, she pulled it so hard that the girl let out a scream that could be heard throughout the salon. It was a horror for the girl but looking back, it was also quite funny.
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2024-12-08 14:58
What makes a hair waxing story funny?
The reaction of the person getting the waxing also adds to the humor. If they overreact or are really calm about a disastrous waxing job. Say a person's hair gets all messed up during waxing and they just shrug and say 'Well, it's a new style', that's quite funny. Another aspect could be the inexperience of the waxer. When an amateur tries to wax someone's hair and ends up in a total mess, like getting the wax stuck everywhere. That's a great source of amusement.
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2024-12-11 02:08
What could be a woman waxing funny story?
There was this woman who had an appointment for a wax. She was late and in a hurry. As the wax was being applied, she suddenly remembered she had left her phone in the car. She tried to get up while the wax was still wet, and ended up with half - the - wax - on - her - and - half - on - the - table situation. She burst out laughing and so did the waxing technician.
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2024-11-29 16:13
Can you share a funny waxing story?
Sure. Once my friend decided to wax her legs for the first time at home. She followed the instructions but misjudged the amount of wax to use. When she pulled the strip, it only removed a small patch of hair and left a big blob of wax on her leg. She spent hours trying to get it off with oil and warm water, all the while laughing at her own mess.
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2024-12-06 18:42
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